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 A tale about how we are in Sarapul nmbo pmlm,             
 m what happened to this                    
 (in six parts:)                  
                 
 Never> How was our trip to Sarapul? 
 Invent0O> Yeah, it's all gone.  
 Never> ALL nmbo in Sarapul?!!! 8-[       
   
  (mz ICQnepenmckm) 
                                                   
 April 15, 2000 Neftekamsk Spectrum group 
Moderation after debtmx ucmlmy yctahobmtb connection with cnektpymmc- 
tamm outside of her hometown, finally got there 
of her own: to hmm in roctm the Sarapul- 
Sky Vnlimited Land Group.  A month later, Moderation had 
the opportunity, in turn, hahectm to meet new acquaintances than 
He did not fail to take advantage. Here is the onmcahme of this 
an unforgettable trip in the words of one of its participants: Dr.Yirus 
m Ruslanych. Style of narration and spelling of authors according to age 
possibilities are saved.      
             
 part number #00                     
                  
DOY:> Well, finally m gave me his word.  Well m before m- 
word, damn it, at least in the epmgraph to the next cepm "X- 
Files" put. Yes, in general, that’s how it was, as it was said 
hu. How did we come up with this idea - to go to Sarapul in 
roctm to Vnlimited Land? Yes, it seems hmkak m didn’t fit, it’s just 
There is time, there is money, why don’t you go? Here I am gathered 
we, i.e. your humble servant, OVSlanicH, Slash, MK m discussion 
this is the case. It was decided to leave the next morning at five o'clock. 
morning, and I had to get up at four to have time to eat 
m get to the bus station. From there we had to get to 
Karmanovo m take the passing train to Sarapul. All troubles 
was that the next train would only pass at 2 o'clock 
day, so we have irretrievably lost a lot of precious 
nogo bpemehm.                                                   
                                                                
OЪ:> The special heroism of this preparation was also that 
that the day before departure, we VERY went to bed late, and some 
ryIn general, I didn’t sleep a wink in preparation for this party.             
                     
DOY:> OVSlanicH c MKlinked via ICQ with Inventor'om (lm- 
derm there tycobkm) m reported about the upcoming events. 
John replied that he himself was leaving for Izhevsk for cmconhmk, m added 
in that the others agree m"all of ours were terribly pleased with the first- 
cnektmbe get up at 6 o'clock in the morning and go to the railway station."     
                                                 
OЪ:> This is Invent0O you probably like to joke...             
                                             
DOY:> I was then a little convinced by the ambiguity of this phrase. 
za m decided that horamm,probably 6mtb won't bother 
nothing.                                                         
                                                                
OЪ:> Meanwhile, I, not without helpYirus'until late evening 
persuadedSlash'to go with us. 0n I agreed, but hacta- 
mval on the fact that abto6yc to Karmanovo servedm to his house :-) 
By 12 at night, all problems were solved and we went home. 
                                                             
DOY:> Then I had a problem with the alarm, or rather with 
his otcytctbmem, so we decided to spend the night at MK. Taking everything with you 
your dmckm, a deck of cards, warm clothes m forgetting the right opener 
we dragged 
all this is on the other side of the city. Along the way I took a couple of battles pm- 
va, so as not to arrive sober.                                
                                                                
OЪ:> End of the first cepmm!       
                                                 
 part number #01              
                                             
DOY:>  Exactly at tpm fifteen o'clock mmhyt the room was announced 
the cry of a tubercular rooster suffering from epilepsy. "Good 
budmlnk", I thought after I woke up from fainting.   MK 
I was already busy in the kitchen, preparing munch. We had breakfast m set off 
Let's go to the station, where Slash was already waiting for us.                       
 The road to Karmanovo and Sarapul passed without a key 
nty. We ate mbo, played cards, ate sandwiches that 
enough prudent talk.                               
                                                             
РЪ:> And I also want to give advice to all smokers (although this is more likely for 
py6pmkm "Country of Soviets"): people are not kypmte in the vestibule when 
There's an oncoming train!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ognite. I warned you. 
                    
DOY:> At the entrance to Sarapul it began to rain, and when leaving 
mz train, MK issued a significant phrase: "Everything onm (VLG' 
shmkm) wait at the station m think: “0, it’s going to rain.” We are momentarily 
behme thought about the meaninglessness of this phrase and bent over 
from laughter. It is this curved m that will meet us  Extremer m 
Jafar at the station. Everyone else slept safely.           
                                             
OЪ:> Well, for nowmost of VLG cnmt, we will take a break for a little 
what a commercial break!             
               
                       part number #02                         
                                                         
DOY:> We said hello and exchanged friendly handshakes. 
I didn’t hug or kiss, embarrassed by the large number of 
to your people on the platform. (God forbid, they will misunderstand..) 
                                                             
OЪ:> I wanted it so bad!!!!! :-))                                 
                                                                
DOY:>  At the entrance to the city, I experienced another shock: Yurka came in 
in the stall there were four nmba cylinders "Honey", and all this 
was supposed to be sucked out along the wayparty hut. 0 god what am I 
I do, I don't drink... :`(                    
 Although the whole party was planned in Extremer's dorm, 
first he decided to go to Jafar, and Yurmk quickly rushed home to 
restore order left over from the previous one. U roctenpmmm- 
Today we drank tea, refreshed ourselves, looked at the 
cassette" with a recording of last year's birthdayInventor'a, and   
also paid attention to his miracle cat, which lurks cmrapetamm, eats 
giving mx, with tobacco, paper, but the filter doesn’t eat.  Strange 
cat! After all, filter is the most delicious thing...     
                                                                
OЪ:>Have you tried it yourself?... But in general, Jafar'and we won’t see for a long time 
I waited, and already at 10 am I went to Yurt’s dorm. Along the road 
ge npmkynmb a couple more battles nmba m getting acquainted with 
especially the "garage-construction" (onm at hmx in Sarapul two 
storey! :) And also Jafar showed us... a river called: 
Sarapulka.From the bridge of which we didn’t hesitate to spit on it :) 
Dmko, but terribly neat...                                     
                                                           
DOY:> Yurmka already had a relative order, although here and there 
there were traces of the hectic y6opkm. What amazed me the most was 
a bunch of empty mz-nmba cylinders in the closet. I decided nothing 
I was surprised that I completely surrendered... to the cylinder with nmbom.       
                                                           
OЪ:> Well, here you are, John, said! Without even breaking... straight-takm m 
gave in? And here I am, like a decent ckotmha: how did you get on with your 
bottle"Baltmkm", so m never parted with it.            
                                                                
DOY:> Zavmdnoeconstancy... I remember the further course of events 
It’s pretty vague, I think it’s clear why. After some time 
comeMerlin m Breader m joined in the general fun. 
He chatted, pulled out the mzMerlin'and everything about6 his "Ammre". Then 
there was a neighbor Yurmka Dimas,as it turned out, in the past an experienced spec- 
tpymmct m encoder. It was from him that Yurmk subsequently acquired his 
"Profm". I drunkenly tried yrobopmtbDimas'a ver- 
rush back to the Spectrum, but he did not succumb to provocation. 
There was such a roar of voices that it seemed like a beehive was being torn apart.        
                                                                
OЪ:> Just kidding, in one room: 10 people. Until it's over 
nmbo, we just unpacked our dmck and started launching demos, 
one after another. We downloaded this demo from the Internet, mhorme mz 
hmx VLGshmkm for the first time. 0f c0Ze all dragged away from the fmnal- 
nogo relmza"F0OEYEO" ь dO.But m do not miss the mark"W0OK 
ST0P",which definitely didn’t hit me.  Continuing nmtb nmbo 
We reviewed all the demos delivered to Hamm, after which we 
go to the dmckov collectionExtremer'a. There were about two hundred mx. 
I sensed something was wrong... :-(             
                                                                
DOY:> Bpemehm the smoke was such that you could hang an ax. 
Therefore, we decided to take a breath of fresh air and float into the joy 
Yulta store.                                            
         Walking through the streets of Sarapul(oh, village!!),we 
I met some guy who turned out to be like... 
Alien Yirus'om. Yirus has already heard about our arrival m hodml 
around the city in desperate hope bctpetmtb us on the street. We are here, 
I didn’t find, m, I didn’t take the salty bread, I sent it back.                 
      
OЪ:> Eh, how John burst! How I wandered around the city packa- 
hall, but about the fact that he represents himself - NO. I'm correcting the mistake - 
barrel: Firstly: do you know what the residents of Sarapul are called? 
Answer: "Sarapul residents" - mmehho that was hanmcaho on tpahcnapah- 
those dedicated to Victory Day. Secondly: this city is so 
ancient, which is scary to imagine. However, looking at the surrounding 
What kind of routines you can easily start bepmtb everything. With abtotpahcnoptom in 
the city is also difficult: you can cross the road either along or 
across, or you can generally straight along it m mдтm,which for us, zhmte- 
The lei of Neftekamsk looks pretty bad. About buses in general 
I'm silent. There is such abto6yc with route number "19", which 
He drives around the city. Guess which one twice 
route goes abto6yc with number "91" ? Answer: B npotmbono- 
false. That's how!        
DOY:> The fun continues on the way to the dorm. Ruslanych  could barely hold on 
on his feet, so UncleDimasallowed him to sleep in his room 
here you go. Ruslanych was taken there by Jafar, because. in this condition, in 
where Ruslanych was staying, it was simply impossible to get there.  
ry drives around the city. Guess which one twice 
route goes abto6yc with number "91" ? Answer: B npotmbono- 
false. That's how!                                             
                                                                
DOY:> The fun continues on the way to the dorm. Ruslanych  could barely hold on 
on his feet, so UncleDimasallowed him to sleep in his room 
here you go. Ruslanych was taken there Jafar, because in this condition, in 
where Ruslanych was staying, it was simply impossible to get there.  
         Left alone, we started playing cards, but soon, 
when Slash found out thatJafaris familiar with mgra "Thousand"he quickly 
took the deck from us and we plunged into a fierce battle. 
Looking at this sad spectacle, trying to understand the meaning of the game, I 
practically fell asleep. Woke me up Poor John's gray m noctm- 
Ruslanich's fate was in full swing. I was escorted to the 5th floor, where I was laid down 
sleep on a holey pillow.                              
                                               
OЪ:> And we will tell the secret of the holey pillow in the next chapter. 
Stay with Hamm!                                       
                                                           
Continued in "PAOTY bikes 2".        
 A tale about how we are in Sarapul nmbo pmlm,             
 m what happened to this                    
 (continued)                  
                 
brief content of the previous series:                   
-----------------------------------                     
May 15, 2000, representative of the "Moderation Group" in 
consisting of 4 people: Ruslanych, Dr.Yirus, Slash m MK visited 
beer-party in the city of Sarapul (republic of Udmurtia). Hosts of the party: 
"Vnlimited Land Group", tried to achieve it at a high level 
level, however, some representatives from our side did not 
powers of competition with VLG'shnmkam in light-ball, under the influence 
ctbmem taken "on the chest"started to fall asleep... :(               
                                    
 part number #03                         
                                                                
OЪ:>Have you ever seen the “miracle in feathers”? I - yes!  When 
Opening my eyes after an hour's sleep, I noticed that my sleepy 
fmzmonomey something white, fluffy and shaggy, according to configuration 
reminiscent of a guy's head Bmpyca. It rang out at me 
frolickingly impressed. Having thought with mmhyty about the problem of being, 
I went downstairs, where I played cards with all my might. The room where 
I found the party-place on the first floor: mz her doncm- 
The whine of the AY coprocessor smelled of tobacco.        
 I connected to mrpe in cards, with Slash, MK, Di- 
mas'om. Extremer meanwhile began to refine his dmckm so that 
nepenmcatb delivered by Hamm demos. From this procedure we all 
unclmone good lesson: It’s okay to format it in OealCom- 
mander,because npm detected an error on a formatted dmc 
stops. :-[                                               
 The VLG organizer caught us doing this interesting procedure: 
Invent0O (aka John). Having seen our plight (to this 
bpemehm we’ve already sobered up, nmbo it’s over m there’s a scary desire 
body) he gave the party's task Extremer'y: go for xab- 
which m I was ready to pray to him. :-) Truth John y Yurmka   
he didn’t stay long, believing that it would come soon, he 
left again.                                                     
                                                                
DOY:> Have you ever had to sleep in a chicken coop?  No?  A 
I'm done! Well, okay, don’t get used to it... Somehow 
with myself feathers, fluff m other nonsense, I tried to stand on the horm. 
Kctatm, there was a pillowtorn, only because, according to Sara- 
Pultsev: he played football with her! :-o Managed not to break your neck 
on the steps, I went down to the first floor and found a friend 
room number 10.       
                                                      
OЪ:> Here John's second appearance to the people took place :))))         
                                                                
part number #04                         
                                                             
OЪ:> Then the usual party went on. I was all busy with things to do. 
Invent0r, who came to awakening Bmpyca, took up npm- 
preparation was already completed, he was thwarted with limited success by MMK m Extrem- 
eg, which are so m leveltaste John's brew.   Di- 
mas fell into the Speck past. Having dug up funds from the Yurmka children's home, 
old tacmobckme mcxodnkm he began to complete mx m krm- 
Let's look at the resulting effects of pressing the "reset". Slash m 
Jafar had a blast as best he could, entertaining Merlin'a, Axel'I m everyone 
the rest of those present in Yurt's small room. So un- 
deep night quickly arrived. Exhausted and tired, we cMK, 
we trudged to the already familiar 5th floor. Where did the dead man fall asleep? 
sleep.                                                           
                                                                
DOY:> By two nights, we are m pretty tired of kpytmtb "vmdmk" m we re- 
Let's go to bed, because... Ruslanych c MKhas already taken the most class 
difficult place to spend the night, we had to stay on a small 
dmvane. Arranged across, six of us fit on it(!) che- 
catcher Well, yes, in cramped conditions, but not in a good place. There's someone nearby 
snored. It was going to be a great night. :(                         
                                                             
part number #05                         
                                                         
РЪ:> I rinsed my eyes and looked at my watch. "Damn!" - so m sor- 
came out of my mouth. It was 6:00, which means that in half 
The train was supposed to take an hour to reach Neftekamsk!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Headlong, I rushed to the first floor. Along the way, bumping into a wah- 
I rub it, who is probably still in shock from my “raid”. 
Joke lm, at six in the morning, let’s let the child yell at her with a dmkm roar m obscenities 
tmha. He knocks, and only swears even louder and disappears into the 10th room. 
here! :) And there, kctatm, m is even worse. On kpoxothom dmout 
in the corner there are six (!) people: Dimas, Jafar, Slash, Yi- 
rus, Extremer, Natasha (?!:). Having explained Slash'a, Yurmka m Sergei 
We went to the station, octabmb to sleep John mMK. 0hm 
mdeclared the desire noroctmtb m cnopmtb with this we did not become. Gloomy 
m hungry, we got to the railway station, where we got refreshment 
a glass of tea m one (!) cheburek for four. We took the tickets 
to my hometown m send nokypmtb to the platform. Soon he filed 
ride, we loaded into the carriage with Slash, waved the hands of the state 
The current Sarapul residents began to think about 6 features 
ourmx "moderatorckmx" voyages: fmshka was that the right 
ktmcheskm always, we come to the roctm with the whole crowd, and leave 
separately. This is how it happened in Izhevsk, this is what happened in Sarapul...     
                   
DOY:>  Woke up,About 10 hours or so, we started it from the pusher 
The computer began downloading software. Samples, DIGI module 
TAL STVDIO, MODs, demos, music... And time flowed so quickly... 
At about twelve o'clock I ate, and before that I was happy to see 
MVSICMAKEO'a VLGYAD'a. Badm was present npm pumping 
software, downloaded something ce6e m demonstrated my creation 
separately. This is how it happened in Izhevsk, this is what happened in Sarapul...     
                                         
DOY:>  Having woken up at about 10, we started it from the pusher 
The computer began downloading software. Samples, DIGI module 
TAL STVDIO, MODs, demos, music... And time flowed so quickly... 
At about twelve o'clock I ate, and before that I was happy to see 
MVSICMAKEO'a VLGYAD'a. Badm was present npm pumping 
software, downloaded something ce6e m demonstrated my creation 
called "Welcome" on STPro, for which it deserves a special mention. 
After some time, it was time to get ready for the road. On 
the street wasit's terribly cold, but we are with MK, accompanied by mm Jafar'a 
Yad'a m Extremer'a fearlessly set off on the road. Yurka took 6u- 
nmba butt, but citing a headache, I didn’t nmtb :( 
 Going to the station, we buy tickets and sit down at 
path. Then the train came, we got out onto the platform, here Extremer 
remembered that WorkStopis not a resounding message!!! Oh well, comfort me 
We'll rewrite it next time. The train whistled, we warmly 
I said goodbye and climbed into the carriage.                                    
                                                             
 Ruslanych & Dr.Yirus/Moderation'00