Horror Legends - a review of classic horror films.

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    ...How, are you still here?.. Hehe... I didn’t think that I would come here
someone will stop by... Well, okay, since you're here, you'll have to
entertain :).
    Have you ever watched documentaries from filming?
horror movies?  Noooo?  Hm.  Then you missed a great chance
entertain yourself... No, you have to see it, like during a break between
with an actor playing a monster (with a 20cm jaw:), be careful
pulls out his jaw, puts it next to him on the table, and begins to have fun
devour your lunch (And without taking off your suit:). By the way, this
film by screenwriter Tom Holland, and it has a strange title,
very strange... PSYCHOSIS 2 (and we only have the first issue ;).
    Hey people, do you know that from France to us (I mean in
Russia) came ten (or maybe more) stereo video cassettes with
classic of world horror.  To my deepest regret, on
There is not a single word in Russian on cassettes, like on plastic ones
boxes (a la cartridge for Sega;), and in the films themselves. And so
I didn’t learn French... you’ll have to translate it yourself:



1. Zombie              
2. Death Warmed Up
3.Massacre A La Tronconneuse
4. Au - Dela De La Terreur
5. Inseminoid
6. Chair pour Frankenstein
7. La Warque Du Diable
8. La Maison De La Terreur
9. Du Sang pour: Dracula
10. Manic 



         And now I will briefly describe them to you briefly:



_Zombie_ (C) George A. Romero.

 As you probably guessed from the title, this film is about
zombies, smelly, worm-eaten zombies... On the cover
depicts a man with a cleaver in his head... Oh!.. So much blood!.. I
bad... :))). In general, the cover is okay. I especially liked
the inscription ~Zombie~, so tasty... uh-oh...

      
_Death Warmed Up_ (C) David Blyth.     

 This film is about a crazy doctor who conducted
various experiences with dogs... and then one day he
experimented further -> became a werewolf... On the cover
depicts this fucking doctor transformed half into
werewolf.  Shreds of hair hang from his face, from under his glasses
the eyes look with unimaginable horror...



_Massacre A La Tronconneuse_ (C) Rene Chateau.

 This film is about the living dead who walk around in
small town with chainsaws in their hands and cutting everyone who
will fall into their hands.  On the coverthree identical ones are drawn (!)
dead man with chainsaws and distorted faces (although somehow
The comparison is not very suitable - the face :), besides, they are dressed in suits
(jacket, pants, shirt... etc...), and the tie is fluttering
in the wind...



_Au Dela De La Terreur_ (C) Rene Chateau.

 Again a film by this heartless maniac Rene... Actions like
always take place in a small town bordering
cemetery  In general, this is a film about the coming of demons... Soon
the town is on fire, crazy bikers and demons are rushing along the roads
going crazy... sowing death and destruction... Depicted on the cover
burning town.  A naked woman appears in the background of the fire
lady demon in a cloak, and behind her small demons in headdresses
capes.  By the way, the lady demon is holding a scythe in her hands, with which
blood dripping...



_Inseminoid_ (C) Norman J. Warren.

 The film tells about a terrible creature that crawled out of the ground,
and dripping foul-smelling saliva.  The creature sneaks into
mental clinic and begins to eat its patients, without
forgetting to scatter their cocoons in dark corners. On the cover
face, distorted with horror, belonging to one of the patients
hospitals.  And she is tied to her bunk... by the neck...
the rest is not visible >;)...



_Chair pour Frankenstein_ (C) Andy Warhol.

 A film about a woman - Frankenstein. I think the movie is called
 because this light green monster
Frankenstein is always trying to save her, or something... But she doesn’t care
I don’t care... In the end she starts kicking the doctor who gave birth
her, and then the rest of the inhabitants of his house... And then comes
Frankenstein... Well, what did you think? Hehe... No! They're starting
kick everyone together... The cover depicts a creature (in the sense
girl 8), with a seam along the ribs. It's all wrapped up in wires and
some white bullshit. In the background there is a grate through which
Frankenstein puts his hands in...



_La Marque Du Diable_ (C) Michael Armstrong.

 This film will tell you about the bloodthirsty marquis who entered the
contact with the devil. He (the Marquis of coz) commits terrible deeds
in the dungeon of his family castle. Like doing experiments
for survival... Cuts off victims' tongues with huge jagged
with scissors, cuts off arms, legs, heads... And all this delivers
gives him great sadistic pleasure... On the cover of the cassette he
depicted just undergoing torture. Woman chained to the wall
her clothes bleed blood, and the marquis, smiling wryly, wields them
with the scissors themselves...;)



_La Maison de laTerreur_ (C) Lamberto Bava.

 ...A bloodthirsty BEAST in human form, with huge
appeared with clawed hands in the large French city of Paris.
The BEAST mainly targets women, breaking their heads,
and devouring their contents... Part of a woman's face is visible on the cover,
grabbed by the huge paw of the BEAST.



_Du Sang pour Dracula_ (C) Andy Warhol.

 Another film from the creator of "Bride of Frankenstein", but already
about Count Dracula.  The Count lives in his castle in Pennsylvania,
local villagers avoid this place... but sometimes they wander in
here is a lonely traveler looking for shelter for the night... and more
no one will see... The cover of the cassette shows Count Dracula in
the image of a bat (in the sense of a bat with the head of Dracula) and
an innocent (so innocent;) victim with a lantern in one hand, and
with a bloody ax in his hand.  The victim jumps up in horror
hands...



_Maniac_ (C) William Lustig.

 A film about a bloodthirsty maniac watching over girls (Hi!:),
and cutting off their heads with his big knife... The film is very
has a great effect on the psyche, but everything is aggravated by gloomy
Joe Spinell soundtrack... I'm just sure that after watching
movie, you won't be very pleased to wander around at nightcity...>;).  The cover of the cassette is very nice, it pleases the soul and
eye... It shows the lower part of a MANIAC (legs + clothes
stomach:), in his right hand the maniac squeezes a bloody knife (blood
it's dripping onto his jeans), and in the left, the victim's head is done
bloody...

 By the way, there are two more parts of this film that are
titles: , which means
 and , translation
not known, but in it a maniac kills and then rapes women.
Moreover, he kills them in the same way... with an ax to the head,
lying down, this causes the victim’s head to split apart...
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 In the next issue of Psychoz I will tell you about: 

1. Une Si Gentille Petite Fille!..
2. New York _BLACKOUT_ 
3. Lerayou Bleu
4. Les Revoltes De L'An 2000
5. Rage
6. De si Gentils petits... _MONSTRES_
7. Les Guerriers De L'Apocalypse

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Afterword: all these films are pretty old -> 1987-88
years, but they never cease to amaze people with their flight of thought,
special effects, acting...