Humor - Observation of an experienced user.

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║ OBSERVATION OF AN EXPERIENCED USER ║
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 Last year, one of my friends upgraded Girl 1.0 to Wife
1.0 and found that it takes up a ton of memory and leaves very
Few system resources for other applications. And recently he
noted that Wife 1.0 also launches child processes that
also take away valuable resources. and in advertising leaflets, nor in documents
mentation, such a phenomenon has not been described, although according to information received
received from other users, this is to be expected in
due to the nature of the application.
 On top of that, Wife 1.0 is installed in such a way that
always starts when the system is initialized and monitors the process
som work. He discovered that some applications, including
Football 10.3, Pivtso 1.5 and Fishing 7.0 stopped working altogether in
its system, causing an emergency reset when attempting to execute (ho-
I've never had such problems before).
 During installation, Wife 1.0 does not provide a choice to install
vaya unwanted additives, like Mother-in-law 55.8 and Shurin's beta release.
It also seems like system performance drops with every
during the day.
 In the next release of Wife 2.0 we would like to see such
features: "don't remind me again" button; minimize button
tions;  option in Uninstall that allows you to install Wife 2.0 like this
so that you can delete it at any time without losing it
cash and other system resources; option to run
network in promiscuity mode, which will make the trial function
system hardware is significantly more useful.
 Personally, I decided to avoid all the headaches associated with my Wife
1.0 and continue to use Girl 2.0. But I still have
she had problems.
 It turns out that it is impossible to put Girl 2.0 on top of the system
with Girl 1.0: You need to uninstall Girl 1.0 first. Others
users say that this is a very old bug and that I should
my wife would know about her.
 They say that different versions of the Girls are in conflict over working together
good use of the I/O port. I think they could have done it a long time ago
and correct such a stupid mistake. Even worse, the uninstaller
Girls 1.0 is unstable, sometimes leaving traces in the system.
dy operation of the application.
 Another unpleasant moment: all versions of the Girl are constantly
send short annoying messages about the need to upgrade to
Wives 1.0.

ERROR WARNING

 Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try
install Mistress 1.1 without removing Wife 1.0. Wife 1.0 destroyed
lives all MS Money files and then deletes itself. Then Mistress
1.1 will refuse to continue installation, claiming insufficiency
resources.

 HOW TO BYPASS THE ERROR

 To get around the error described above, try installing Lu-
bownitsa 1.1 on another system and never run applications
for data transfer like LapLink 6.0. Also beware of analogue
sensitive shareware applications that can carry viruses and infections
take Wife 1.0.
 Another solution is to work with Mistress 1.0 anonymously via
provider. oh, and here you have to be careful so that accidentally
do not download a virus from UseNet and add MS Money resources.

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