Humor - That is true.

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║  That is true.          ║
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41. Are you hoping that you will get a C on the exam? They will deliver
    but it won't make it any easier for you.

42. Be silent! Or I will now commit atrocities!

43. Hey, you three! Both of you come to me, I tell you!

44. Why did you, comrade cadet, draw such an uneven square?
    What are you, colorblind?

45. What kind of toenails did you grow? Like an eagle, at least
    Climb trees.

46. ​​Line up all those who are absent!

47. A soldier has a head to think, and a brain to think.

48. A coniferous forest burns better than a wooded one.

49. Are you here or what? How are you here or where? And don't
    smart person, don't forget that you are a future officer.

50. This is not England - we need to dig deeper.

51. What kind of pig passed here - a cow, or what?

52. Take the statutes and rewrite everything by heart.

53. The command “Ale” is executed by running.

54. If you commit fornication, I will fire a rocket.

55. Close your mouth - you can see your panties.

56. Well, how is it going, how is it going! Some kind of cow! A pig, probably.

57. All our troubles are because the top button
    unbuttoned.

58. Since childhood, I’ve had a child.

59. The more numbers, the more you don’t need.60. This is fraught with side effects for you.

61. Don’t procrastinate.

62. Platoon! With their backs to each other in a checkerboard pattern diagonally
    stand up!

63. How do you walk?  The blow must be a simultaneous shear
    comrade's boot.

64. Company! Go to the bathhouse to clean up!

65. The steering is used to turn right, left and
    other parties.

66. In the army everything is monotonous, everything is cut, dyed and sown
    sand.

67. Place the machine gun on the knee of your left hand.

68. Why do you sleep standing while walking?

69. Here you will find there.

70. Does your throat hurt? Learn the rules - you won't get sick.

71. There are seven slobs in the company, and you wear your hair parted.

72. A combat leaflet must be a combat leaflet, after all, it’s a combat leaflet
    leaf!

73. The platoon went to the edge of the trees.

74. The beginning is half the battle, the end is the end!

75. Here one comedian came up and asked if this could be replaced with
    then I told him no. First there, then here.

76. The commander said a ferret means a ferret, and no gophers!

77. We perform in the evening at dawn.

78. Comrade cadet, if you want to say something, it’s better
    keep quiet.

79. Comrade cadet, if you are a moron, then say so, and there’s nothing
    break the gun.

80. Be silent, I ask you!

 To be continued...

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