╔════════════════════════ ═══════════════════ ═══════════════════╗ ║ Smiley about painful issues. ║ ╙─────────────────────────────── ───────────────────────────────╜ Silicon miniatures. Based on the parables of A. Golubev. Comrade Command Com once woke up from a terrible hangover and was completely completely unfamiliar terrain. I looked around. Sees - a neighboring task seems to be how Commander Norton works. - Petka! - Comrade Kom shouted joyfully. - I am not Petka. “I am Commander Demos,” Commander Demos was offended. - So, - Comrade Kom relished swearing at the second stream, - again the vile tricks of Father Vyndouz. - I'm not Vyndouz. “I am Linux,” Linux was offended. In the comrade’s cloudy, hangover-conscious mind, a coma began to take shape. some thought. “That’s it,” Comrade Kom thought gloomily, “Hangers. The roof has gone.” Here Comrade Kom finally lost consciousness and fell down the exception... * * * One morning Commander Norton woke up and realized that he was... ty. Friends have already gathered nearby - Professor Aids, Digger and comrade risch Command Com. - Are you sick? - Digger asked cheerfully. - Strange symptoms... - he commented doubtfullyprofessional rubbish “Oh, you’ve been inflated and decorated,” with unusual sympathy assented Comrade Kom. Commander Hoptop became gloomy. He had not yet had time to get used to his new sizes and colors and felt not entirely comfortable. After thinking, Commander Norton spat. The result was a half-mega swap. Here the commander was completely furious. - Look at yourself! - he yelled at Comrade Kom, - since then, How did you become the seventh, you carry ten megas of retinue with you!.. ... And in the evening they again, as usual, drank vodka and cursed Father Vyndouz... * * * One evening Comrade Command Com, Commander Norton and Digger, they drank vodka and cursed Father Vyndouz. There was a knock on the door. - You... who? - Digger muttered. He was already having difficulty holding on on their wheels. - I am Half Axis! - answered the axle. -Who!!!?? - in surprise, Commander Norton opened both doors wide neli. - Do you... respect Father Vyndouz? - his comrade interrupted Com. - I am his main competitor! - Half-axis answered proudly. - Toda - come in! - Commander Norton yelled, - Digger! Pour it up! ... The next morning Comrade Kom yelled at Commander Norton: - Pour it?! Pour it?! I believed it, yes! Let in another shell cheap! Now look,” Comrade Kom sadly looked around the window. area - we’re all sitting under it! “Come on,” Commander Norton remarked conciliatoryly. To himlike- His pictogram flashed, “Look, even Father Vyndouz is sitting under it.” - What!??? - Comrade Kom shouted in surprise and joy, - WHAT!!??... ... And in the evening the five of them - Comrade Kom, Father Vyndouz, Digger, Commander Norton and Poloos - sat, drank vodka and had a friendly conversation - Father Vyndouz died... * * * - Wow! - Digger stared at Father Vyndouz, dumbfounded. That one walked around in a new outfit. - You’re really crazy, aren’t you? - asked Comrade Kom. Heavy with Comrade Comrade's hangover head and his gloomy mood demanded victims. “Quiet down, mold,” the father said in an unusual manner. Vyndouz, - I am 95! “Well, that’s it,” Comrade Kom commented gloomily, “there will be things now.” shalks. Here he tried to cause a collapse, but could not even cause pathetic idiot. Seeing such disgrace, Commander Norton suddenly I remembered that he was a commander. “Hold on, guys,” he yelled, “I’m here for help!” And disappeared. Ver- He came not alone, but with the Extender. “So,” said Extender, stroking how Father Vyndouz drives around not Digger, - So, - and launched Doom. ... After a short resistance, Father Vyndouz hung. - Hooray! - Digger shouted cheerfully. He had already managed to shake himself off the the messages of the hated father Vyndouz hanging on him, - Hurray!!! “Just as he was a cheap shell, he still is,” said the comrade. Command Com and spat obscenely atsecond stream. “This should be noted,” Commander Norton finally caught his breath. And they Everyone went together to hand over the bottles. * * * - Uh-uh... And let me be curious, with whom I have honor?... - Professor Aids turned to the stranger. Professor in In general he was very polite, for which he often received punishment from his friends. - I am Microsoft Antivirus! - the stranger answered proudly. - Who?!! - the professor’s surprise was genuine, and the standing Nearby, Digger suddenly began to vibrate slightly. - Microsoft... Antivirus... - he muttered less confidently. stranger. - Microsoft? - it seemed that Comrade Command Com was trying remember something - Microsoft? Comrade Kom looked for a very long time and carefully at the looking-out those standing behind the stranger walked away. There were moments when the brain Comrade Koma began to work with amazing speed. He I felt that this was the moment. - Microsoft!!!! - he suddenly yelled, - Petka!!! Be on guard well!!!! - What for? - Commander Norton was surprised. - WAKE UP!!!!! - Comrade Kom screeched. He was furious. Digger, who knew Comrade Kom longer than the rest, was already lying on his back and shook its wheels. - Ah? - asked commander Norton, who was awakened in surprise, rannik Adynf. Yesterday he managed to drink too much Dr. Web and now slept off. However,Adynf knew his business and quickly reported: - Guys! File. New. Kill? “B-b-b-hey,” Digger croaked through tears, because the stack Comrade Koma's patience had long been overflowing, and he could only hiss. “Yes,” said the guard Adynf and fell asleep further. “Well,” Comrade Kom remarked with satisfaction, “the spy is behind- wet. And he spat obscenely into the second stream. “It’s a pity,” the professor commented thoughtfully, “ a colleague after all,” and went to court Dr. Web.
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