Poems - Iambic, trochee, and smile.

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║  Iambic, trochee, and smile.      ║
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 Here's the DOS that Mike built!

             And this is ASCII - a table of secret characters,
             Which is stored in memory somewhere
             In DOS, which Mike built.

             And this is NC in a white and blue uniform,
             Which was once launched under DOS,
             They forgot the Russian "r" from the table in it,
             Which is stored in memory somewhere
             In DOS, which Mike built.

             But the residents are jumping like tits,
             At least one of them will screw up -
             NC will jam in a white and blue uniform,
             Which was once launched under DOS,
             In which they forgot about the "r" from the table,
             Which is stored in memory somewhere
             In DOS, which Mike built.

             And this is the file installed on the hard drive,
             Which of course is infected with something,
             The same resident is jumping from him,
             Who will scold something there,
             Which will jam the Commander in uniform,
             Which was once launched under DOS,
             In which they forgot about the "r" from the table,
             whichstored in memory somewhere
             In DOS, which Mike built.

             But AIDSTEST is like an important minister,
             He has an infected file and wants to clean everything,
             Which is connected to his hard drive,
             Which of course is infected with something,
             The same resident is jumping from him,
             Who will scold something there,
             Which will jam the Commander in uniform,
             Which was once launched under DOS,
             In which they forgot about the "r" from the table,
             Which is stored in memory somewhere
             In DOS, which Mike built.

             Here's autoexec (that's what they call it),
             Which AIDSTEST launches,
             Who puffs like an important minister
             Which file wants to be found and cleaned,
             Which is connected to his hard drive,
             Which of course is infected with something,
             The same resident is jumping from him,
             Who will scold something there,
             Which will jam the Commander in uniform,
             Which was once launched under DOS,
             In which they forgot about the "r" from the table,
             Which is stored in memory somewhere
             In DOS, which Mike built.

             But command.com, infected beyond measure,
             After all, it’s TSR’s who are doing dirty tricks on him,
             He autoexec under himselfperforms,
             Which AIDSTEST launches,
             Who puffs like an important minister
             Which file wants to be found and cleaned,
             Which is connected to his hard drive,
             Which of course is infected with something,
             The same resident is jumping from him,
             Who will scold something there,
             Which will jam the Commander in uniform,
             Which was once launched under DOS,
             In which they forgot about the "r" from the table,
             Which is stored in memory somewhere
             In DOS, which Mike built.