Humor - Jokes: Metal scrap.

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(R) SANDMAN

 Now is the time that such a well-known subject as
scrap becomes an item of everyday use. So,
To avoid any problems, I advise you to carefully read
this instruction, since ignorance does not exempt you from
responsibility.

 SCRAP METAL
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 LM-150/2M, LM-170/2M
                         TU-3654-5456

 DESCRIPTION AND OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS

 ATTENTION! When purchasing, request a performance check
             products. Please read carefully before use
             with this document.

   REMEMBER! Failure to comply with operating instructions may result in
            premature failure of the product!

 DESCRIPTION

 Metal scrap LM-150/2M, LM-170/2M modernized
TUZ-654-5456 (hereinafterscrap) is a complex mechanical
device made using advanced technology using
using modern materials, complies with GOST2-3422-95. B
twelve inventions were used in scrap structures, protected
with copyright certificates.

       The crowbar is intended for dismantling work and pos-
wishes to dismantle buildings, structures, communications, various
new technological installations, equipment, etc.

 Note. It is highly not recommended to use a crowbar for
dismantling the following items:

                 1) door locks, doors, windows, walls, facilities
                    movement (in the absence of owners);

                 2) teeth and other bones (including cranial bones) (in
                    presence of the owners of these items and witnesses
                    lei).

 Note to note: Items listed in paragraph 2),
allowed to be dismantled after persistent demands from their authorities
businessman.

The crowbar consists of a metal rod and two ends
(Fig. 1). End 1 (Fig. 1, item 2) is a pointed
tetrahedron, end 2 (Fig. 1 item 3) - pointed flat.
The original feature of the design is that in
as a working surface can be used as ends 1 and 2,
and the middle part (Fig. 1, item 1)(copyright certificates
N14578764, N46468646).

       The difference between the LM-170/2M model is its increased length, which
creates additional convenience when using the product (au-
Tor's certificate N44354636).

  MAIN TECHNICAL CHARACTERISTICS OF THE PRODUCT are given in Table 1

 Table 1 Main technical characteristics
                            products
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 LM-150/2M LM-170/2M

            Length, mm 1500 1700
            Weight, kg 6.1 6.8
            Maximum
            load, H:
             for bending 1500 1490
             drum 6982 6981


 Note: the crowbar design is constantly being improved,
therefore, the manufacturer reserves the right to change
design changes not described in this manual, and not
reducing the consumer quality of scrap.

 PREPARATION FOR OPERATION

 Before starting operation, it is necessary to inspect the scrap and
make sure there are no malfunctions.  If a non-
malfunctions, they must be eliminated (see Possible malfunctions).
problems and methods for eliminating them).

       Serviceable crowbar firmlytakes the middle one with both hands
part (Fig. 1 item 1). At the same time, it is necessary to ensure that it is convenient for
work position of the hands (it is preferable to orient the palms to the other
to a friend).

 LOGGING

 This effect is achieved by progressively--
return movements of the crowbar with simultaneous impact on the demon-
surface to be touched with end 1 (Fig. 1, item 2) or 2 (Fig. 1
pos.3).  To do this, it is necessary to orient the crowbar in relation to
surface to be dismantled so that the resulting
those angle was at least 30° (Fig. 2). Then the crowbar is set in motion
life The force developed in this case must be at least 4000N.

 LEVER MECHANISM

 A distinctive feature of this model is the possibility
the ability to use a crowbar as a lever (author's certificate)
N4634364).

       In this case, the crowbar should be positioned in such a way
so that a small section of the middle part (towards the end of 1 or 2)
came into contact with the object being dismantled (moved). On non-
at which distance from this section the crowbar rod should contact
touch another object that weighs more than the one being dismantled
(Fig. 3).  If angle C (Fig. 3, item 6) is no more than 45°,
The mass of the second object does not matter. After that tocrowbar
a lateral (bending) force is applied in the desired direction
from the free end. The force required for work is
depends on the ratio of the lengths of sections L1 and L2 (Fig. 3), and the calculated
is calculated using the formula U=(L2xM)/L1, where M is the mass of the dismantled
(movable) object.

 RULES FOR STORAGE AND CARE OF SCRAP

 After completion of operation, the scrap is wiped dry
that rag, and stored at a temperature not exceeding
metal melting rate.

 POSSIBLE MALFUNCTIONS AND METHODS OF THEIR ELIMINATION

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Fault Cause Method
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The chiselling process is difficult it is dull to sharpen
end 1

The chiselling process is difficult, it’s dull, sharpen
end 2

Reduced comfort when the rod is bent and straightened
operation (increased rod
inconvenience)

 If other malfunctions occur, please
seek help from qualifiedspecialists. Mas- addresses
Tersky are listed in the appendix.

 WARRANTY

 The manufacturer guarantees normal operation of the crowbar for
24 months from the date of sale. Before the expiration of this period there will be
The product was repaired free of charge in a warranty workshop
(addresses of warranty workshops are given in the appendix). In case
If the breakdown occurred due to the fault of the consumer, the manufacturer will not
bears no responsibility.

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