╔════════════════════════ ═══════════════════ ═══════════════════╗ ║ Poems. ║ ╙─────────────────────────────── ───────────────────────────────╜ (C) Yuri Nesterenko (R) SANDMAN 0A PROGRAMMERS 0A programmers decided to make a product, One asked: “Where is the money?” - and there were 9 of them left. 9 programmers appeared before the boss, One of them did not know FoxPro, and there were 8 of them left. 8 programmers bought by IBM, One said: “Poppy is better!” - and there were 7 of them left. 7 programmers wanted to read help, One of the screws was covered, and there were 6 of them left. 6 programmers tried to understand the code, One of them went crazy, and there are 5 of them left. 5 programmers bought a CD-ROM, One brought a Chinese CD - there were four of us left. 4 programmers worked in C, One of them praised Pascal, and there were 3 of them left. 3 programmers online played DOOM, One hesitated a little, and the score became equal to two. 2 programmers typed in unison: “win”. One is tired of waiting for downloads - there is only 1 left. 1 programmer took control of everything, But I met with the customer, and there were 0 of them left. 0 programmers were scolded by an angry boss, Then he fired one, and they became FF. 0A PROGRAMMERS 0Ayoung programmers began to work online, One didn't pay for Internet, and then there were 9. 9 young programmers used copies that they made, But one was caught by FBI, and then there were 8. 8 young programmers discussed about heaven, One said: "It's Windows 95", and then there were 7. 7 young programmers found bugs they want to fix, But one was fixed by the bug, and then there were 6. 6 young programmers were testing the hard drive, One got the string "Format complete", and then there were 5. 5 young programmers were running the FrontDoor, The BBS of one was hacked, and then there were 4. 4 young programmers worked using only C, One said some good about Pascal, and then there were 3. 3 young programmers didn't know what to do, One tried to call the on-line help, and then there were 2. 2 young programmers were testing what they done, One got a virus in his brain, and then there were 1. 1 young programmers was mighty as a hero, But tried to speak with user, and then there were 0. Boss cried: "Oh, where is the program we must have?!" And fired one programmer, and then there were FF. ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ Анекдоты. ║ ╙──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╜ (C) EVP-SOFT The commander gives the soldier a can of paint and sends him to paint the approx. on. After 3 hours the soldier returns and asks: - and the frames too paint? Russian, American and French found themselves on a deserted island. tsuz. They caught a Goldfish, and she promised that if they would let her go, Hey, three wishes come true. They let her go and make wishes: American - a lot of money and home; Frenchman - a beautiful wife and daughter mine; Russian - a box of vodka and everyone back.
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