Reflections - “Hello, young people! Sit down...” Leonid Matveevich Korshunov enters the audience, which means that now we will begin another lecture on the theory of electrical circuits (CHP).

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(C) SANDMAN
 
 "Hello, young people! Sit down..." Enters the audience
Leonid Matveevich Korshunov, which means that now we have
The next lecture on the theory of electrical circuits (ECT) will begin.
Korshunov, looking angrily through the lenses of his glasses, approaches the front
next row and starts checking his homework. Gradually
the lecture picks up speed and Leonid Matveevich begins to let go of his beloved
our jokes.  "Young people! Do you know what holiday it is today?
No?! Today is the first day of spring conscription! In the Khimki military
Komata is short, we need to help them! Maxim! Go and wash
a rag. Oh, how I ran! That's right, he wasn't offended. And then there was
one young man, he was offended and did not go. And the first one didn’t pass
exam.  And the second one didn’t pass.  And the third one will not pass. And never
will pass!"  The atmosphere of TETs envelops me more and more, I, by inertia,
I am copying everything from the board, but my thoughts are flying somewhere into the distance...
   Then thoughts acquire a more specific direction, through
extremely far from the thermal power plant. I remember this morning, how
I had difficulty getting up. The first place I ran to was mine
the table on which spectrum stood. In VIEW Ilooked at the user-
lei who called me at night. They're calling! Yes, we still have a cool
this network, and it’s a great honor for me to be a sysop in it. Damn why
people are still on spectrum when there is both amiga and
ibm_pc? In general, to answer this question, just look
for any spektrumist. I think people have different tastes, and...
someone likes one thing, despite the fact that they are told that
another is better. In many ways this is a matter of habit, for example for me, si-
it would be extremely difficult for someone who has been on the spectrum for seven or eight years
throw it.  It's good that the word "spectrum" is masculine, otherwise
my thoughts would be just like about a girl. These PCs
QUICK BASIC, PASCAL - I was already tired of all this during lectures on
computer science.  But when I come home, I load ALASM and happily
I rub my hands in anticipation of a good time. I'm pi-
I'm doing something in assembler. Some things work out, some don't. But
nothing, I think and look for a mistake...
   Suddenly I feel someone poking me with a hand from behind. I
I turn around: “What?”  “Listen, Lesh, where did this minus come from?” I
I look very surprised. “Out there!”, the student points to me.
board.  “Ahh! I don’t know...” I look at my watch. ABOUT! Already passed
hour Gradually I again go into another dimension...
   The biological clock does not fail even five minutes before the end of the lecture.
tion I can’t sit in one place. I can hardly wait for the end
couples.  "Eatquestions, young people? No? Then everyone is free."
“Well, that’s nice,” I think, with this thought I go to play us-
table tennis so that at least for a while my head will be
free from strange thoughts...

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