Humor - Jokes.

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║ Anecdotes.            ║
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(C) SANDMAN
 
 The Chukchi received an apartment and brags to his friends: “The apartment is good-
Shaya, only the washbasin is strange: I press the handle, it starts
water pouring; I still have time to wash my hands, but I don’t have time to brush my teeth.”
 
 One day a Chukchi came into the store: “However, is there any shampoo?” -
“There is only “Egg”,” “However, it’s a pity. I just wanted to wash myself."
 
 Once a Chukchi bought a refrigerator. They ask him: “Chukchi, for-
Why do you need a refrigerator?" - "However, to keep warm in winter: in winter outside
-40°, and in the refrigerator -4°."
 
 Two Chukchi approach the train manager. First: "This train
will it take me to Leningrad?" - "No." Second: "And me?"
 
 One day the head of the station sees: a Chukchi is approaching the carriage
rides and hits his head on it, goes to the next one - and goes ho-
howl, approaches the third - and head, etc. The boss ask-
howls: “Chukchi, are you crazy?” - “However, no, the Chukchi are soft va-
Gon is looking."
 
 Once a Chukchi was traveling on a train. He arrives - covered in bruises and
abrasions.  "Chukchi,what's wrong with you?" - "However, on the top shelf
I was driving and kept falling down." - "So why didn't you change with
to those who were riding on the bottom shelf?" - "However, I couldn’t change -
there was no one there."

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