Joke - Mom, what does the stork do after she brings the baby?

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He shared his first joke with us - 
Xia Martynov Dmitry / Simply    
ACE / from IBM .Once upon a time -  
soldering in mail FIDO (modem   
network) he came across a curiosity- 
new file....                  
Here is an excerpt (names of ybra-  
ny )              
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.... WE HAVE A NEW HERE IN STREZHEVOY
THE BODYBUILDING HALL HAS BEEN BUILT. 
 MY WIFE WENT ON VACATION,  
NOW FOR THE NUMBER OF HARMONES 
REDUCE, GO TO THE GYM, INCREASED 
BUT I EXERCISE WITH IRON.       
HELP!!! I RECOMMEND YOU TOO. 
... IRON, IRON. IN GENERAL  
ORIGINAL, BUT MASTURBATION ON 
RAILS NOT FOR ME....        
                                
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 - MOTHER, WHAT DOES THE STORK DO AFTER 
WHAT DOES THE BABY BRING?   
 - SOMETHING, TURNED TO   
WALL AND SNORING!!!      
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A JEW COMES TO NEW YORK. FOR-GOES TO A RESTAURANT AND ASKS 
ADMINISTRATOR:                
 - TELL ME WHERE IT WORKS HERE 
SARA ?                          
THE POINTS TO THE BAR COUNTER.  
JEW APPROACHES SARAH AND SPEAKS 
HERE :                            
 - I LIKED YOU SO MUCH     
I OFFER $200 PER NIGHT.       
SARA LOOKED AT HIM: OLD,
FAT, BALD. BUT $200 AND B   
NEW YORK - MONEY, AND AGREE - 
LAS.     
THE SAME REPEATED ON THE NEXT  
THE DAY BLOWING. AND ON THE THIRD WHEN
THEY WERE LYING ON A WIDE BED IN 
RICH APARTMENTS, SARAH SPR-
POWER : - YOU ARE SUCH A RICH MAN, FROM-
WHERE ARE YOU, IN NEW YORK?           
 - FROM JERUSALEM, - ANSWERS EV-
RAY .                           
 - SO MY AUNT LIVES THERE,
- SARAH SAYS.                
 - CORRECT. THIS IS SHE ASKED  
WILL TRANSFER YOU $600 ............ 
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 GAME "FIELD OF MIRACLES".          
YAKUBOVICH :                      
 - SECTOR "PRIZE!" BRING   
BLACK BOX! IF YOU GUESS IT 
WHAT'S IN IT - THE PRIZE IS YOURS!          
THE PLAYER PUTS HAND INTO BLACK   
DRAWER, AND .....                  
 - AH-AH-AH...DAMN !!!          
 - BUT YOU DIDN'T GUESS! HERE   
TRAP OF THE "PHILLIPS" COMPANY!  
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VOVOCHKA COMES FROM SCHOOL AND GO- 
SAYS TO PARENTS:               
 - I THINK YOU ARE NOT WORTH IT TODAY 
SEE MY DIARY!          
MOTHER GRABING THE HEART, FATHER 
BY THE BELT. THEY OPEN THE DIARY AND
THERE ARE FIVES. EVERYONE FALLS IN SWAP
ROCK. VOVOCHKA:      
 - THAT'S WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF!!!     
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CIA AGENT REPORTS TO HIS   
TO THE AUTHORITIES ABOUT OUR MILITARY HOURS -
TYAH. TOLD ABOUT BORDER GUARDS - 
COVS, SAILORS, PILOTS:      
 - AND ALSOTHE RUSSIANS HAVE TROOPS - 
BUILDING BAT. THESE ARE BEASTS, IMPORTANT
EVEN THE MACHINES DO NOT GIVE ....      
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TWO DUCKS, A COW AND A HORSE ARE FLYING
THE HORSE AND SAYS:              
 - IS THIS NEEDED? LIKE TO THE NORTH
- WE'RE FLYING SOUTH, AND IT'S STILL THURSDAY. 
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SHTIRLITS LOOKED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND SAW
THAT THE GERMANS ARE PUT THE TANK ON THE ASS.  
"POOR PASTOR SCHLAG," THOUGHT
SHTIRLITS.                        
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