Story - How the computer bought the Teapot.

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 I bought a Nak Teapot computer.
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   Teapot lived in this world. Okay
lived, did not know grief. But it got into my head
stray thought after visiting one
an electronics engineer I know. Teapot wanted
get a smart thing - a computer. Play
I wanted a toy... And now he’s already in the house.
So nice, new, grey.
It's called SANTANA-002.  Joys of the Teapot
there was no limit.  After a fair amount of fiddling with
cassettes and having a blast in "Treasure"
island", "Lode runner" and some other
steering game (I don’t remember the name), I decided
Teapot teach something incomprehensible (but very
interesting) under a mysterious name
BASIN.  I suffered for several years, but somehow
mastered.  Then the years passed, everyone was bought
new and new cassettes, expanded
outlook.  And now, 3 years ago in life
DISNOVOD burst into the teapot.  This helmsman
he saw the device from Serg, who then
was just Chain. (it looks like something, not
is it true?) And then in front of the Teapot
The vastness of disk software has opened up, but
faced with incompatibility and
glitchy as with indispensable companionsa novice user, I decided to install
128k.   It was worth seeing how the Teapot with
reveled in the sounds with genuine pleasure
AY-8910, which really annoyed everyone at home.
   Everything would be fine, but I wouldn’t let you live
glitchy and sluggish hardware
proud name SANTANA-002. And the Teapot decided
I've already decided to buy myself a pussy, but
I once met Sig at the market in
Zhdanovichakh.  And, as always, awesome Sig
(Is this some kind of fish?!) suggested
buy a steering wheel computer for next to nothing ($30)
Profi 576k. And the Teapot agreed. And he waited
Until the computer arrives. And I waited a month. And waited
second. And so. It's finally done! Nomp
they brought it, but we still need to pick it up from
military town in Masyukovshchina, which took
two more weeks... ...
   And here the Teapot stands in some gloomy
indoors and watches how they take it from the shelf
some kind of huge khaki coffin with
with the words “Here is your computer.” By weight he was
approximately equal to the Teapot itself, was
disassembled and folded into a sandwich.
   And the Teapot dragged him in his arms from
Masyukovshiny past Lelin's house (not knowing
more about this), under Filosof's windows, oh
the existence of which he then did not
I even suspected.   And then at the Teapot
my hands went numb.   Almost head over heels
sliding down an embankment near the railway,
Teapot decided to take a break, and sonot
install the almost hated piece of hardware in
spring mud, I decided to park the Kettle
computer on rail. Bent over... And take the keyboard
and slide to the ground... (!!!) Night,
darkness, the keys fell out.  In the dark
hands numb from the cold, in filthy
snow-mud slurry Kettle is trying
feel for the lost buttons, and thus
By time the train was approaching. Thoughts are a whirlwind
rushed through Teapot's head.  Internal
voice:
   - Save yourself!

Logic:

 - If a train passes, I won’t find the buttons.

   - Spit on everything and run!!!

   - We need to remove the computer from the rails...

   Kettle takes the computer and throws it into
the nearest bush, while continuing
collect buttons. And he did collect it. Otherwise this
No one would have seen the newspaper.
   As they say, he threw himself into the blood
adrenaline, and with suddenly increased
with the help of Kettle, he safely dragged the computer to
home, where the latter maliciously did not want to
climb through the door. :)