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   So I came up with a kind of section,
teeming with jokes...
   In it I will try to give the most
funny moments of my conversations from
Aborigen bbs archive. I apologize in advance,
if it seems to someone
offensive.  I don't mention names or
My goal is to ridicule anyone.
I just thought it was cool.
All grammatical errors are saved.
Conventional abbreviations:
";-" this is of course me, beloved;
">>" my interlocutor.

 "A business man can be seen a mile away!"
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>> Come on, Shura, deal with the shell.
   I want to make a newspaper like
 Sturm erotica, material before
   assholes, let's rivet a hundred pieces at once, mop
   fuck you!!!

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 "This is a smiley!!!"
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>> My geta line was crap.
   Listenmaybe we'll try at 2400...

>> Shit perlyuchay obrto.

;- And from you to me at 2400 is normal
   passes!

>> And I feel like crap. One letter passed.

;- Then throw away your momed! :)

>> It's a shame. At least it works :)

;- Well, whatever you want... Your food is for you and
   decide.

>> Well, it connects well (though
   sometimes there are malfunctions). By the way, what is this?
   you for the sign :)

;- This is a smiley face.  Turn your head 90
   degrees and you'll understand.

>> Turned...

;- So?

>> The result is obvious... Well, you have
   syntax... I'll get used to it :)

;- These are generally accepted abbreviations... But
   angry smiley >8-E"

>> You can use a very unpleasant expression
don't even explain it.

;- >8-()

>> Yes, a cool emoticon should be written down
  There will be a terminal. Explain to me what
   for the angry smiley?
 ...

>> Yes, I don’t need these emoticons.

;- Well, there are not only those... And
   Generally a convenient thing.  Which is easier?
   write: ":)" or "I'm laughing!" ?

>> It’s easier to write than to learn everything
   alphabet, but still I think that I
   better learn them...

;- Not all of them! A couple or three is enough...

>> It's fun...

;- So there you go.   And now I'm drinking beer
   I'm drinking...

>> Ahh that's nice. I will help you morally...

;- Better materially... :)

>> :) Yeah, I can’t help myself...

;- SS RRR AA N N b
   S R R A N M
   S RRR AAA NNN b
   S R A N N B
    SS R A A N N B

>> That's right.

>> By the way, how did you create this macro?

;- That’s how everyone does it...

>> In a macro there is a certain
   the number of characters fits...No way
   tried and couldn't make up the word shit...

;- Have you been to Chicago? Well, in vain...
   That's whatand the thing is that there is no in life
   truth!!  And you try to use
   the "enter" button and fill it with spaces
   every line to the end. And in my opinion
   The macro fits 256 characters.

>> I have to try...Wow, how am I doing?
   Didn't you figure it out yourself?

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>> Yes, good advice. By the way, I’m not for you
   Should I eat with my calls?

;- No.  By the way. I just remembered that
   I need to run...


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>> Sorry, I can’t even talk to a friend
   I have time...

;- With which one?

>> Well, okay, I won’t say anything (With you)

;- :) Why do you need a mailbox for
   open this 10 times?

>> It doesn’t work well for me at 1800, that’s why
   I connect to 600.

>> Don't you need COPY*IBM?

;- What can he do?

>> Not tested yet, but they saytranslates texts from TR-DOS to MS-DOS.

;- Well... I don’t know... I have for this
   there is a case of CP/M.

>> What is this?

;- This is such a system (operating system)

>> How long does it take?

          No comments...

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 "I wish you..."
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>> Well, the Teapot fell asleep in a righteous sleep
   sinner... Let the earth be for you
   May the devil rest in peace
   an undeservedly asleep soul in a cauldron with
   virgins... No, it's better with...
   mmm... But what do you prefer??
   ???  Shouldn't you rest in peace with your wife?
   ?   :) Nooo, you're a big boy,
   so it’s better with uninhibited girls,
   with slanted eyes from alcohol, and
   the same arms and legs :)))))
   Okay, otherwise someone else will be offended
   :))

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 "Our people don't give up!"
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 "-Looks like a programmer!
          “Apparently, I’m fixated...”
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Incoming call
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while we're not drunk do begin
and they went;
and bought;
and drank;
but it seemed to them little;
end;

while we're not drunk do begin
and they went;
and bought;
and drank;
but it seemed to them little;
end;

while not drunk do begin
and they went;
and bought;
and drank;
but it seemed to them little;
end;

while we're not drunk do begin
and they went;
and bought;
and drank;
but it seemed to them little;
end;


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