Tale - If you don’t know the ford, don’t poke your nose in!

 If you don’t know the ford, don’t poke your nose in!
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 (c) Chainick

   One day Kettle and Gas were sitting. (C
from the very beginning I started speaking in poetry :)
    They sat for a long time.  Ate cherry plum from
three-liter bottle.  And only Gas got ready
go home due to insufficiency
all sorts of entertainment when the phone rang
phone... An old friend called
Kettle, whom he had known for several years,
but I’ve never seen it... >:-( ) This
there was definitely a reason.  After a long time
telephone conversations (audio recording
yes) everyone came to unanimous agreement
decision to drink beer.   Gas right there
rushed to the phone to call his
ancestors to tell them the joyful
news.   The news read: "Today I
I won’t come home..." :) After some more
half-hour conversation with Gas' ancestors
(The teapot has always had the gift of influencing
on these), Gas was completely free. And
then Teapot looked at his watch... Not for nothing
Gas's ancestors resisted for so long... It was
It's already 23:00! But this circumstance
didn’t bother me, and the Kettle with Gas
headed straight to the metro station
"Pushkinskaya", which was then only
built, to meet your newly-minted
guest
   And they waited, oddly enough... That's it
wereWe were incredibly happy to meet and decided
immediately pour beer over it all. On the soul
cheered up, and everyone was shouting joyfully
the crowd flocked to the Teapot.
   Opening the front door, the Kettle was
I'm very surprised by my inattention.
   - When I left, I forgot the light
turn off!
   - You turned off the light...
   Gas answered and grimly reached out to
pocket where he always kept
something heavy. However, this item
wasn’t needed - there was a teapot at home
mother...

   This is such an instructive story
Happened once to the Teapot. Conclusion
hence one: It is necessary to warn
parents about when they shouldn't
return home.