Introduction - a bazaar about who we are, what kind of people makes this coolest newspaper.

"INFORMAL" NEWSPAPER #1
AVTORY STATEJ: MIDNIGHT SHADOW aka KILLER   
              EWERK
MUSIC BY MIDNIGHT SHADOW
SPIZDIL COVER IN WOLFA:EWERK
Main editor: Midnight Shadow.
     YEAR: 2000.
     MONTH: JANUARY.
     DAY: ITS SO FUCKING SHIT, I CAN'T REMEMBER.
                                      
                           SPECTRUM: "I'M NOT DEAD.
                                     DO YOU SEE?
                                     I'M AWAKE TO FUCK PC."
                           PC: "WHAT? WHAT HAPPENS?
                               OH SHIT, ITS MY DEATH.
                               BECAUSE SOMEBODY FUCK MY ASS."  
               (Midnight Shadow)                    
 Rave and Acid rulez. Vodka and beer rulez too.
 Rave+vodka+speccy=very rulez.Studying in politeh-mustdie.                                                                      
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                                          EPIGRAPH:PISY BUYERS ARE ALL GOATS
                                        ASSHOLES, FUCKERS AND DICKS
                                        YOU SEND THEM TO THE FUCK
                                        "INFORMAL"
                                        DON'T FORGET.
                                     (Midnight Shadow)
                           INTRODUCTION
    HAPPY NEW YEAR! NEW YEAR-NEW MILLENIUM-NEW FUCKING 
     NEWSPAPER.
      " THIS NEWSPAPER IS NOT FULL SHIT
        IF YOU WANT-YOU MAY READ IT "
  Attention, the newspaper contains obscene words.
And now I want to push the market about who we are, what kind of people
makes this coolest newspaper:
  Midnight Shadow:MUSICMAKER,HOBBY:SPECCY,FUCK WITH
                  GIRLS,DRINK VODKA,SMOKE.
            EWERK:CODER,HOBBY:DRINK BEER,CRACK PROGS
                  ON SPECCY, FUCK.
  HARD:MIDNGHT SHADOW:BYTE128 TURBO,SOUNDRIVE,VINT HHMB
                      NO FUCKED KEMPSTON-SAMATYK.
                EWERK:BALTIK128 COVOX,MOTHERFUCKING
                                    MOUSE INTERFACE   
How we skitted:
  Well, I, MIDNIGHT SHADOW, fuck, so I downloaded LAST HERO from a guy,
(man aka Uncle Vasya from the market aka mustachioed lamer), well, fuck me
old crutches, headed to the base. Came to LOAD the fucking noise
Well, you know what I saw there: dick! 
or rather, no fucking way. Well, I call Usatiy and hang up. Here you go, bitch
I say, run with me. And so 5 times. I’m sick of calling. I’m callinglast time, some fucker picks up the phone, he wanted to fuck you
send, it turned out it was Vasya. I told him this and that, why
for bullshit, LAST HERO is not Pasha. And he’s like fuck me, I’ll change him,
and carries the bazaar, so that softa brought him something tasty, let’s wave, they say.
Well, I'll be fucking in kind on dick fucking at home right now, use rowan dicks 
Go ahead, let me go, I think I’ll go to Vasya’s house and drop by.
I arrived. Some fagot opens the door, son means Vasin.
And then Usatiy himself came up. He made a fool of himself and downloaded his shit
different. It turned out that LAST HERO downloaded EWERK to him, well, I gave him 
I say: call him. And he: yes, he’s busy. Me: I don’t give a fuck, he’s busy.
whether he has it or not. Call them. It turned out that EWERK himself is in it 
time to call him. I thought what kind of fucking bullshit is this.
Well, EWERK finally got through to Usatii and messed with him, Vasya
gave the phone to me: fuck off. EWERK fucked me that he has a screw
for 500 meg of the softa archive, I was happy, I thought I’d download it.
There’s no point in his fucking screw right now. Well, in short, we were skating
and the newspaper is being fucked up right now.