HOW EWERK WAS FUCKING GIVEN - Once I went to Midnight Shadow...

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 In this issue you will read:
 1.HOW EWERKY FUCKING GIVEN.
 2. THERE WILL BE A REAL TIME DRINKING PARTY IN MINSK.
 3.PREMIERE.GAME - "ADVENTURES OF ZALUPYAGA"
 4.MUST DIE TOP.
 5.CODING.
 6.ALUMINUM.
 7.ANECDOTE.
 8.COMING SOON.
 9.ADVERTISING.
 10.SPECIAL MESSAGES.
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           1. HOW EWERKY FUCK DALIA.
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  One day EWERK comes to my house. I open the door and see
in fact, damn, he has a huge flashlight under his blinker.
Me: who fucked you like that?
Well, he says:  
  One day I went to Midnight Shadow. This is where my friends and I go
Gom, near RIGA, suddenly we meet 3 bald men, by all accounts
Skinny bitches. They come towards us and one of them asks the guy
Nya, should I lend him 70 thousand rubles? Well, I say they have so much money
I’m not there. Then this bald guy came up to my friend and asked what
If he had already given him 80 thousand rubles. But my friend tells him: "Go to hell
goat." The bald man fucked him once. The friend repeated the same phrase and began
run away. The bald man ran after him. And the other two pounced on
me, one guy imagined himself a world boxing champion, here he is
I harnessed the first one to the sleigh, and he flew right off his hooves. The second one
carefully ran around me and fucked me in the face, but then he got up  
he was a dick and fucked me right in the eye, well, naturally I fell and thenme
rolled their legs. My friend was even luckier; they caught up with him and
they gave me naked fucking. A friend ended up in the hospital with a broken nose. I
I just felt sorry for him and didn’t bully him, I just said that
you need to be responsible for the market...