Joke - vulgar jokes.

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  DIRTY JOKES FROM MIDNIGHT SHADOWa:
  Actually, it’s better to show it, but I think you’ll understand it this way:
It means a Georgian is traveling on a train, he himself is located below, and on
A young couple lies on top.
Suddenly something white dropped onto his hand from above.
Georgian: “Are you fucking?”
From above: “No, we’re eating ice cream.”
Five minutes passed. It dripped on my hand again.
Georgian: “Are you fucking?”
Svarhu: “No, we’re eating ice cream.”
Well, five minutes later it dripped again, the Georgian looked at it, licked it off
from his hand and asks: “Well, are you eating ice cream again.”
From above: “No, we’re fucking.”
                
  Vasily Ivanovich says to Petka: “Put the squirrel in your panties.”
  - For the fuck?
  - Well, shove it.
  -OK.
  Let's go to bed. After 20 minutes, Vasily Ivanovich hears the soul -
  a tearing scream.
  -What’s the matter, why are you yelling?
  - Fuck, fucked up, how can you not yell. When did the squirrel take my
  balls for nuts, I still endured when she mistook my ass for
  hollow, I was still patient, but when she started nuts in the hollow,
  Wait, I couldn’t stand it anymore...

  
  From a Georgian's diary:
   Monday was a good day:
      Katso’s wife went into the forest. They searched all day, fucked her all day.
   Tuesday was also a good day:
      Soso's daughter went to the mountains. We searched all day, fucked her all day.
   Wednesday was a bad day. Why should I just go to town?pulled...

  
  An old whore sits on the bed and rips dry foam off her pussy.
  And then a client comes to her.
  Well, we finished our shopping, everything was as expected, we fucked.
  The guy puts $20 on the table and a ten on top.
  She asks in surprise: “Why so much?”
  -Well, $20 for fucking you, and $10 for delicious chips
  under the bed.