RELAX
- What is “relativity of time”?
- This is what, for example, is the same
a minute stretches in different ways: depending
depends on which side of the door the door is on
summer you are in.
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- All my clubs were stolen this morning -
ki,” laments the golf fanatic.
- What a nightmare! Where did it happen? -
the other is horrified.
- In the parking lot in front of the supermarket.
- Thieves damaged the car?
- I don’t know - they took her too!!!
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- And my wife just worships me!
When I come drunk, she says: “Lord,
appeared!"
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From the police report.
"Yesterday at half past three in the morning at
The phone rang in Sidorov's apartment.
Sidorov was sleeping at that moment, there was no call
heard. It is unknown who called..."
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Little Vova wanted to become Schwarzeneg-
hero: rocked, doused himself with water in winter.
He lay in the coffin just like a young man
Arnold.
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- Waiter, why is there a sliver in my beer?
floats?!
- Probably because it is light. Here
been here alone for a long timethe client got the nut
It was like that, it was lying at the bottom of the mug...
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Conversation in the trenches.
- Sorry, you are not on the next attack
are you coming out?
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"Ufa Design Institute invites
for the work of its employees."
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"At the synchronized plaza competitions
demonstrated high class
our girls. When the athlete Yagodkina
drowned, her partner was not at a loss and
also drowned for synchronicity.”
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Mercedes crashes into Zaporozhets.
A huge guy with a mount comes out of it.
violently and in a rage hits all the windows and headlights
at Mercedes. Then sit in your Zapo-
makes a face and leaves.
- Do you know why he didn’t kill us? -
the Mercedes driver asks the seated driver
next to a friend.
- Why ?
- Because we are the MAFIA!!!
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Announcement: I'm doing something stupid. Zhanna.
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Based on materials: "Ufa Week #8 (02/20/1997)
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