Life - We (MSD group) want to tell you about how we rest and relax. Here is a story about one Sunday we lived through.

                              
                 LIFE IS LIFE 
                              


     In this article, We (MSD group) want to tell you about
how we rest and relax. Before you is a narrative
a story about one Sunday we lived through.

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         - How we saw off our friend to the army -
   or "What a wonderful beer BALTIKA-MEDOVOE-STRONG"


 One fine day, exhausted from the heat and lack of food,
bathers, we exhibited our FAVORITE computer on the well-known
To you radio market. While there was an annoying air around us
one exciting thought - “We have something to celebrate today!” and
another smaller one - “Who will run for beer?”
 Everyone experienced these thoughts in their own way, but without exception
were waiting, anticipating good friendly company
and a light, relaxed conversation with a can of good beer. K
the moment when everything foreshadowed the denouement of our waiting,
that is, all the sellers have already left the market, the buyers and
There were simply no onlookers left, and a small argument ensued:
  All: - Where shall we go?
  Max: - Let's go to the cafe.
  Everything is in discord: - What other cafe! Our favorite cafe
          It's been closed for a month already! Let's go to the log!
        - No, let's go to a cafe, like cultured people. And for
          beerno need to run!
 The last argument greatly shook the positions of the supporters of the brev-
na, but they fought to the last...
        - What about the computer? (gee-gee-gee)
 Max: - And we'll put a computer in the cafe!!!


 Consensus was reached; everyone started together with tripled
(versus usual) efforts to collect the computer in a heap and remove it from
picking up the paper.
 Less than an hour later, everyone was ready to move to a new
point and moved in an orderly crowd towards the TENT. Surprise
It’s true, but it’s a fact - it was the first day of TENT work in this
year, as per order.


               We're in a tent.


 Our appearance shocked the visitors of this establishment.
niya, but the cafe staff were surprisingly supportive of our
weirdness. Everything was great. Music was playing, battery
the torus had a reserve of power - only the BRIGHT-BRIGHT sun was
It was crazy to contemplate the picture on the monitor screen.
 Few people have probably seen how we repair computers.
in the field - we even have a soldering iron with a battery -
ny. So this time there is a need to open the machine
and prove once again: a real master can do whatever he wants -
but, wherever, however and as much as you want. To our friend
needed to be configured andcheck out the newly purchased disco
waters (Have you ever done this in a summer cafe?) and we
they did everything right (although they burned one Krenka after overloading it
her computer and two disk drives) and already wanted to run for a replacement
noah - fortunately, the store turned out to be 20 meters from us - but it turned out
the elk will get by just like that.
 So we sit, drink beer, thinking about almost nothing and...
 Suddenly, out of nowhere, a BRUIS appears (in plain English)
Rodier is a drunk) and poking his fingers at the keyboard
asks to show him the MOST IMPORTANT BUTTON! We are all in shambles -
we don’t know, educate this wizard about the main button
or send it somewhere (to the most popular in Russia
place). But interrupting our thoughts, he amazes everyone with his
quick wit:
 - So it probably runs on your battery...
 ... that’s why the buttons are probably hard to press - they’ll fix it now
vim.
 And this picturesque representative of a social group of people loves
asking for a drink, taking with them another individual from
the same group runs off in an unknown direction -
Apparently for another battery. Neither
We never saw another...
 We are sitting, drinking BALTIKA HONEY, relaxing,
warmed up in the sun, talking about something pleasant, not-
tense... But, OH THE HORROR! Drops begin to fall on us
rain, and we don’t have an umbrella over the table, never did and never will.
The people are buzzing. He’s looking for something to cover his computer with (no one even thinks about himself)
may), under the influence of beer an idea arises - test
To check the rain resistance of the monitor, I say:
 - Close the computer, otherwise Marat (3M) will be offended at us when he comes
drives (the car is his). There is no need to close the monitor... screw it
what will happen will happen...
 And suddenly, another amazing event - the cafe staff,
pretty young girl, in the rain, which has already passed
in LIVEN runs to us and offers to move our table
those with SPECC inside the tent, in the free space. Transfer
passed amazingly quickly, no one had time to blink an eye
- only the visitors had balls on their foreheads when we were over
They dragged this computer with their heads.
 One young and terribly pretty girl with a fair amount of
noted with admiration:
 - Yes-ah... the guys are probably studying at Aviation... Coming-
I could partially confirm that she was right:
 - Not everyone, but they are learning!
 People who are frankly bored in a cafe isolated from the rest
of the foreign world, sitting without music and other entertainment is our
the phenomenon turned out (in my opinion at that time) simply
manna from heaven. And no one was against us including
chili music (they even offered it at full volume) and what was it like
was their disappointment when they realized that words in music
there won't be. But some people don'tI was too lazy to even look at Anamnesis
(there was not even criticism).
 To our great joy, public interest in computers quickly
began to decline and our friendly team was finally able to drink
the second bottle of our favorite beer marked "STRONG".
 We sit, drink, get drunk, have fun and freeze in surprise,
when a voice is heard from the next table:
 - Guys, let me see the prices. We sit and think together
I wonder if the owner of the voice who led us into
thoughts. After a second pause we ask -
 - Are you sure that you know what you are asking for?
 - I know, I know - I am your long-time customer. Immediately, you know
those, it became easier on the soul - his native Spectrumist is sitting in
the same cafe as us. And some pisish won't have to
hammer into the lamer that his garbage is not suitable for ours
SOFT. And this USER of ours even has an entire disk’s worth of software, right there in
I ordered a cafe and received it safely a week later.
 But time goes by. And for some of us, STRONG beer starts it all.
give more and MORE to your head - Artem (me) and MAX go along -
go for a walk to get some fresh air, and at the same time we need to relieve...
Xia. We left and disappeared - I don’t know how long we walked, but we behaved
culturally and returned back without outside help.


            Memory gap


Again, with the same composition, we go to get some air. (No no -
Max goes first, I remember). I sit peacefully and seem to be sleeping.
Then I go for a walk and find Max sitting in a picturesque place,
under the weeping willow by the fountain. I lie down on the parapet - my legs are gone
holding...
 Egor then says:
 - I leave the cafe and see: Max lies on the fountain,doesn't move-
Xia. I didn’t interfere. I come back - Artem goes for a walk.
We are sitting in a cafe with Anton, waiting for our comrades to go on a spree. I'm coming
look: Andrtem lies nand in the same place where he just left
Max was shaking, and Max was sitting next to him and ignoring everything that was happening
around.

 The events of this fragment have been omitted due to difficulties in re-
constructions of the space-time continuum.

 Hunger is not a thing. And our bellies, teased by beer, threaten
growling, the time is approaching 17 o'clock, and the establishment where we are
Dim cannot offer anything edible except cookies and va-
fel. True, they promise us a barbecue in half an hour, but upon learning
the price for 100 grams of this dubious product - I personally
I decide: starvation is better; they supported me. And customized
hungry, Maxim and I set off into the unknown for Yegor with
Anton's direction - my sense of smell leads me, and leads me into incomprehension -
a kind of eatery where meat products are available foracceptable
price. I'm at the height of bliss - that's what I've been missing since
very morning. The drunken stupor is slowly passing and you are happier
this simple appetizer, everyone who has had a chance to taste it, I have
in view of all four of us, who sat in the tent until the evening
Chera.
 18:30 After Max and I assured him five times:
 - Let’s sit for another minute, rest and then go home straight away. we
We're still going home.
 I am tryingto carry the battery (2Okr) and after five meters more
Then sober tcomrades take it away from me, citing the fact that
that the Spectrum crowd cares about both my fate and
the fate of the battery swinging with me from a hundred
ron to the side, as well as up and down.

 Dear readers! Please don't take this mini
article as an attempt to offend your aesthetic feelings or
shake your spiritual balance. The purpose of this article is mainly
new, is to show you our dear dear users
representatives, that we - MSD group are the same people as you andwe
there are small weaknesses (I hope they don’t bring harm to anyone)
yes).


With respect and gratitude, yours truly, Pink Panther
                                         06/15/2000 02:46:20