Total jokes - ENLIGHT'96 best 4 demo. RINDEX's farewell to readers...

 (C) RINDEX

 Yes! And again our most truthful TOP is with you. The passions died down
about ENLIGHT'96. The judges delivered their verdict. Someone went home
joyful, but someone. But the refereeing was not right when on the first
place they put the demo ILLUSION. In the first place should be de-
ma... no, not VIBRATIONS, but... And read our most truthful TOP
and you will find out everything yourself.

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			│ ENLIGHT '96 │
			│ TOP 4 │
			│ (demos compo) │
			└───────────────┘

 You will immediately ask: “Why only four demos?”  Yes, that's why
that everyone else is just nonsense compared to these four giga-
dumbbells


		       1.............DAF
		       2...MADE IN KAZAN
		       3 ....... ICE CREAM
		       4 ......... MIRACLE


   The first place by a huge margin was taken by the DAF deme.  Sde-
Lana she is simply at the highest level. Super analyzers desktop
so excellent that there are simply no words. Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! deserved
wife's victory. We are waiting for more demos of such a professional level on
the following ENLIGHTs.

   Second place goes to the MADE IN KAZAN demo. A short story
about the city of Kazan and the pictures from this city were so amazing
our jury that they immediately wanted to buy a dacha in the suburbs
Kazan. And what kind of clock is in this demo... with a floating indicator...

   Third place went to ice cream(that's what this demo is called). Here
Only we didn’t find any ice cream there, which was a pity. And for this reason - only
third place (we felt sorry for the guy (or who is it?) because he
eat this crumpled ice cream, couldn't you have drawn it?
at least Leningradskoe).

   And the last place was taken by a two-part deme. Flying cannonballs
The jury rated balls and the like quite low, and
scanned photographs of the authors of the demo did not surprise us, that only
The disaster at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant did not do the same. But not here
there seems to be no benefits for anyone!


   P.S. The editors of the newspaper MAXIMUM are responsible for everything that is written here.
does not bear responsibility.

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 (R) IRONMAN


 Merged words.

	Alcoholic
	Idology
	Ovationist
	Socialist royalism
	Tsapparat
	Sewerization
	Plumbing
	Mysterica
	Pioneer
	First printer
	R-share


   Mistakes!!!

	Balcony-tourist... (Balkan...)
	Luis Corvalol... (...Corvalan)
	Andrey Minorov... (...Mironov)
	Beautiful, copper, elegant! (..., fashionable, ...)
	Phnom Penh... (Phnom Penh...)
	Herring with a green face... (...with green onions)
	Meat with horseradish sauce... (everything seems correct)
	Pork concrete... (Bacon...)
	Deep Purple...
	Ivan Mikhailovich Zharov... (Jean Michel Zharov...)
	Goodwin... (Wise Goodwin...)Bite essence... (Vinegar...)
	Ruby Garnet Cahors... (Robindronate Tagore...)


   Metro stations:

	Pro-Union
	Wet Dream Square
	Pioneer Avenue
	Purgenevskaya
	Kontsevskaya
	Nagadinskaya
	Max Avenue
	Quickie area
	Borovskaya
	Madeleevskaya
	Ilyich's horse
	The peasant woman got hard (Peasant outpost)
	Tourskaya
	Krasnoplesenskaya
	Street 1905 gada
	VDNHZ
	Moore Avenue
	Marksiskaya
	Orphanage
	New Serenyushki
	Izmyvaylovo
	Kutuzkovskaya
	Korovskaya (Kirovskaya)
	Serb and Mulatto (hammer and sickle)


   Book titles.

	"Is there life on Marx?"
	"Uncle Tam's Cabin."
	"White Bim in black's ear."
	"Fatal Heart."
	"Ass Pushkin."
	"The Way of the Conxvistadors." (Collection of poems by N. Gumilyov)
	"Mein Kaif."
	"One hundred days until leprosy."
	"Prison."
	"Muddy."


   Announcements.

	"...Monday..."
	"Sugar is only for members of the trade union shareholders..."
	"...I have been living with my sister, a girl for 75 years..."
	"Plug the sex hole of my upstairs neighbor, otherwise
	 When she's leaking, I'm dripping."
	“Bag pickup will be available from 3 to 4.”
	"Issuing corpses from three to four."
	"The store is open from 8:00 to 2000"

	Sign "Cut fabric."


   Dictionary of little-used words and EXPRESSIONS.

	Submarine horse (submarine + horse)
	visor - policeman
	dungeon - neighbor
	Pomeranian is a seriously ill person
	BARAN - bar of the USSR Academy of Sciences
	holography - bathhouse for aristocrats

	D`Bl - Moron (abbr.)

 Fucking Ethiopian! (expletive for Russians)displaced people in Ethiopia)
 SysOp your mother! (SysOp expletive)

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