(C) RINDEX Yes! And again our most truthful TOP is with you. The passions died down about ENLIGHT'96. The judges delivered their verdict. Someone went home joyful, but someone. But the refereeing was not right when on the first place they put the demo ILLUSION. In the first place should be de- ma... no, not VIBRATIONS, but... And read our most truthful TOP and you will find out everything yourself. ┌───────────────┐ │ ENLIGHT '96 │ │ TOP 4 │ │ (demos compo) │ └───────────────┘ You will immediately ask: “Why only four demos?” Yes, that's why that everyone else is just nonsense compared to these four giga- dumbbells 1.............DAF 2...MADE IN KAZAN 3 ....... ICE CREAM 4 ......... MIRACLE The first place by a huge margin was taken by the DAF deme. Sde- Lana she is simply at the highest level. Super analyzers desktop so excellent that there are simply no words. Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! deserved wife's victory. We are waiting for more demos of such a professional level on the following ENLIGHTs. Second place goes to the MADE IN KAZAN demo. A short story about the city of Kazan and the pictures from this city were so amazing our jury that they immediately wanted to buy a dacha in the suburbs Kazan. And what kind of clock is in this demo... with a floating indicator... Third place went to ice cream(that's what this demo is called). Here Only we didn’t find any ice cream there, which was a pity. And for this reason - only third place (we felt sorry for the guy (or who is it?) because he eat this crumpled ice cream, couldn't you have drawn it? at least Leningradskoe). And the last place was taken by a two-part deme. Flying cannonballs The jury rated balls and the like quite low, and scanned photographs of the authors of the demo did not surprise us, that only The disaster at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant did not do the same. But not here there seems to be no benefits for anyone! P.S. The editors of the newspaper MAXIMUM are responsible for everything that is written here. does not bear responsibility. ---------------------------------------------------------------- (R) IRONMAN Merged words. Alcoholic Idology Ovationist Socialist royalism Tsapparat Sewerization Plumbing Mysterica Pioneer First printer R-share Mistakes!!! Balcony-tourist... (Balkan...) Luis Corvalol... (...Corvalan) Andrey Minorov... (...Mironov) Beautiful, copper, elegant! (..., fashionable, ...) Phnom Penh... (Phnom Penh...) Herring with a green face... (...with green onions) Meat with horseradish sauce... (everything seems correct) Pork concrete... (Bacon...) Deep Purple... Ivan Mikhailovich Zharov... (Jean Michel Zharov...) Goodwin... (Wise Goodwin...)Bite essence... (Vinegar...) Ruby Garnet Cahors... (Robindronate Tagore...) Metro stations: Pro-Union Wet Dream Square Pioneer Avenue Purgenevskaya Kontsevskaya Nagadinskaya Max Avenue Quickie area Borovskaya Madeleevskaya Ilyich's horse The peasant woman got hard (Peasant outpost) Tourskaya Krasnoplesenskaya Street 1905 gada VDNHZ Moore Avenue Marksiskaya Orphanage New Serenyushki Izmyvaylovo Kutuzkovskaya Korovskaya (Kirovskaya) Serb and Mulatto (hammer and sickle) Book titles. "Is there life on Marx?" "Uncle Tam's Cabin." "White Bim in black's ear." "Fatal Heart." "Ass Pushkin." "The Way of the Conxvistadors." (Collection of poems by N. Gumilyov) "Mein Kaif." "One hundred days until leprosy." "Prison." "Muddy." Announcements. "...Monday..." "Sugar is only for members of the trade union shareholders..." "...I have been living with my sister, a girl for 75 years..." "Plug the sex hole of my upstairs neighbor, otherwise When she's leaking, I'm dripping." “Bag pickup will be available from 3 to 4.” "Issuing corpses from three to four." "The store is open from 8:00 to 2000" Sign "Cut fabric." Dictionary of little-used words and EXPRESSIONS. Submarine horse (submarine + horse) visor - policeman dungeon - neighbor Pomeranian is a seriously ill person BARAN - bar of the USSR Academy of Sciences holography - bathhouse for aristocrats D`Bl - Moron (abbr.) Fucking Ethiopian! (expletive for Russians)displaced people in Ethiopia) SysOp your mother! (SysOp expletive) ─────────────────────────────────── ─────────────────────────────
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