╔════════════════──────── ─────────────────── ───════════════════╗ │ CONTINUOUS JOKES # 2 │ ╚════════════════─────────────── ───────────────════════════════╝ (C) SPEED INFO (R) RINDEX She says that she has never slept with foreigners, but the other day in the stele, in the midst of passions, whispers to me: “Oh, yes, yes...” She said that she went to the dacha with her mother, and came back all dressed up. suck. “It’s strange,” I say, “your relationship with your mother...” My ex-wife and I just can’t separate, and now my Nya, like the Sultan, two wives in one apartment. If they were quarreling lis! But they live together, and it still seems to me that they are something they are plotting against me. Things are done in our dorm that I would never I would have believed it if I had not participated in it myself. He brings me to his place and reads some wild poetry at midnight of his own composition, and then takes him home. And I still can't figure out whether he is an unrecognized genius, or simply impotent. I came to help her do her coursework when her husband was in patrol. We hoped for military discipline, and in vain. My husband came in home to warm up and warmed up for more than an hour, and I almost died at the ball - horse in only shorts. My girlfriend and I decided to try literally everything would. And that's itok until she knocks my tooth out with her heel. My wife has read some books about how sex should be associated with danger and risk, and for the bottle she took the key from the janitor chi from the attic. As if I were an acrobat or a monkey, so that from my own no apartment to climb onto the roof to do this... I explain to my mother every time that he is not drunk, but always like this. My mother-in-law owes her intimate life exclusively to me. If only We didn't have a dog with her every day, she would never have decided get married abroad. While on leave, we went to a disco and met with two fashion models - Sabina and Angelica. We began to meet- everything was fine until the deception was revealed: they both turned out to be They were from a construction school, and their names were Valka and Mashka. Girl- ki, why joke about feelings? ---------------------------------------------------------------- (R) IRONMAN COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS Tutorial for junior and intermediate students educational staff. "In civilian life you don't need fools. That's why I'm here." Unknown ensign. 450. In fact, these will not be miracles, not a joke, but simply appropriate mechanism. 451. In the next, that is, in the line following the previous one... 452. Where did he go?! Hewas interpreted. 453. No, that won’t work - there is no tragedy here yet. 454. I look deeply and look wide. 455. Lay down as the basis for building the foundations. 456. Humiliated into the dirt! 457. In your time pressure. 458. He even died. 459. Plans were brewing on the sidelines. 460. Not disdaining not to start hostilities. 461. They brought themselves into a wretched appearance. 462. Shocked atmosphere. 463. Andrey, I repeat to you all once again. 464. Digging into the future. 465. The 3rd blow was delivered to the liberation of Nikolaev. 466. As the next lesson will be, so will Japan and that’s it. 467. Truman Archives, which was created at that time. 468. Let's go through this paradox. 469. Third line from the left. 470. To put it briefly, he was a mechanic. 471. Let me simplify the problem: let the capacitor be charged to Dressing U, in terms of complexity it is exactly the same. 472. We had a grid in front of our eyes on the mathmech, moreover - wall! 473. They suffered a crushing blow and it was supposedly for them unexpected, because before they walked with a red flag (about the coming capture of the Germans in Moscow). 474. A cow is such a large animal with four legs corners... 475. A dog is an animal covered with hair for service. 476. It's time to make an end. P.S. That's the end of all the army jokes. Agree, that 476 jokes are still cool. Who knows more - welcome please visit the pages of our newspaper. ----------------------------------------------------------------
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