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(C) RINDEX
Well, here we are waiting. They downloaded a letter to us, it’s really cool -
character, oh well. Thank you. In our newspaper you can
post letters of any nature (except for attacks, of course),
be it a Happy Birthday greeting or just about something
serious. We will publish all the letters, and maybe at the most interesting
We can start a debate, or we’ll just give an answer.
I want to note one thing about this letter. All this was on sa-
in fact.
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(C) MANIAC
If it gets really bad -
look at your friend's face...
Some extracts from army life
Instructions for using the restroom.
1. The restroom should always be kept clean.
2. Garbage, rags,
cigarette butts, matches, dirt, food debris.
3. You should use glasses not by climbing on them with your feet, but by yourself.
sits like a chair, with a full load, so that the buttock
face and tightly fit the ass. Keep your body straight and aligned
definitely do not put any emphasis on your legs, but slightly move them away from the body.
Transfer the weight of the legs to the buttocks, with your hands positioned
along the corresponding knees.Landing must be achieved
feces getting into the tube of the glasses, and not on the cushion of the glasses,
while trying not to wet the asshole pillow with urine, why
it is necessary to hold the urinary organ with your hand,
hitting him in the ass.
4. When using a urinal, you must come close to the urinal
even slightly rest your knees on it, leaning forward,
remove the entire urethral organ and bend it slightly
down and drain the urine to the last drop. Before the end of urine
do not leave the urinal and do not splash urine on the floor -
vat.
In this way, it is possible to have a dry floor near the pi-
urinal.
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║ Brief explanatory dictionary ║
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KMB - ordered to survive
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School - low season
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Barracks - holy monastery
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The cadets are a bunch of skinheads
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Let's go - the cry of the devil in paradise
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Morning inspection - the investigation is conducted by experts
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Physo - fascism
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Lights out - I love you life
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Charging - execution at dawn
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Dining room outfit - fill me up with grub
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Company orderly - dying trees standing
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Patrol - they came out of the forest
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Parade -circus arena
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Kapterka - treasure island
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Privateer - Bagdat thief
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Lunch - in the animal world
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Cross 15km - they were expected at dawn
5km - no one wanted to die
3km - they knew them by sight
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Cook - who lives well in Rus'
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March throw - the dead don't sweat
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Pod'em - dance of white swans
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Toilet - meeting place cannot be changed
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San. part - and the dawns here are quiet
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Barley porridge - armor-piercing shot "M-16 shot"
All these notes were made during my time in the ranks
Russian Armed Forces Arzamas-6 then continued
in the Republic of Tajikistan
P.S. To be continued
Dmitry/MANIAC
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