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(C) SPEED INFO
(R) RINDEX
I doubt if he is a man. Too calm.
His wife arrived a few days early and made him happy
before me.
His wife said that by contacting her husband, I would spoil her reputation.
confusion.
He was too young for wool.
Vadim turned my head, spoke pleasant words, and when
fell silent, I was already a woman.
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(R)IRONMAN
COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS
Textbook for junior and intermediate students
educational staff.
"In civilian life you don't need fools.
That's why I'm here."
Unknown ensign.
110. Here's what you need to do to have a correct speech impediment.
111. I will write directly, and my nationality is Georgian.
112. Since I am not one of the smart people, I decided to join the army.
113. Articles about sex education in the Health magazine contribute to
strengthening military discipline.
114. I was awarded a board of honor for good work.
115. From childhood until marriage I didn’t know what illness was: I was
healthy inside and out.
116. When I drink sparkling water, for some reason I get a headache
the top of my head, not my nose.
117. She insults me with verbsadjectives sexy
of a different nature.
118. I feel, but not well.
119. Visitors have separate apartments, and natives have pipes.
120. What interests you more: what I say, or a dead go-
a phlegm that flies over the dining room?!
121. On the command “Equal!” the kettle turns to the right.
122. Do not point weapons at people, even if they are loaded.
123. Girls who don’t know how to salute, two steps forward!
124. Don't shake your face!
125. Are you limping?! Are you about to give birth?!
126. Hearing the barking of a guard dog, the sentry duplicates it with his holo
catfish
127. Everyone into the trenches, the rest follow me!
128. Don’t spit in the well, if it flies out you won’t catch it!
129. Who am I telling you!
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