Test - I'm not a fagot!

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 |Ministry of Punk Education + + 2002 |   | M P |
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 Which one of you is homosexual?                 
 1 A guy you know comes to you and invites you to the cinema. What
   you will answer him:                                             
 A). Well, wow!!!                                         
 B). Will there be women?                                             
 B). Will there be beer?                                             
 D). How much does a ticket cost?                                    
 D). I'll wash my panties later.                               
 E). U what are we going to do there?                                
 G). Kiss, I'll go!                                            
 2 You are on the beach and see your   
   classmate (classmate), the elastic band breaks, the panties fly off. What are you
   you will do                                                     
 A). Turn to him.                                       
 B). Turn away from him.                                      
 B). Say: “How do you write to them?”                           
 D). Take a camera, take a photo of it, leave the photo on 
      memory.                                                   
 D). Takecamera, take a photo of it, multiply the photo and
      Post it around the school (school, university).                
 E). Say: "Let me help, or something."                            
 G). Take his panties away and say: “Kiss, I’ll give it back!”          
 3 You are walking down the street, a young man comes up to you and asks
   What time is it now. What will you answer him?:                   
 A). Tell the time.                                            
 B). Don't tell the time.                                         
 B). Use my blow to persuade him to rest.                    
 D). Tell me: “Why do I look like a fagot?”                           
 D). How much do you need?                                        
 E). Grab him by the genitals and say: “How long have you been 
      before?"                                                      
 G). Answer: "Kiss, I'll tell you!" 4 You are sitting at home, a guy you don’t know very well comes to you, you   
   They let him in, and he started pestering you. Your actions:      
 A). Push him away.                                           
 B). Don't push him away.                                        
 B). Go to the bathroom, take the liner and take the guy behind   
      door.                                                    
 D). Say: "Well, what the hell, let me eat it!"                  
 D). Say: “You are such a fool!”                             
 E). You yourself will start pestering him.                           
 G). The answer "F" is missing for anti-moral reasons.          
 5 You walk into someone else's entrance and a man stands there and says: "Will you give me
   Hold on to your pussy, I’ll give you fifty dollars!” What will you do?:       
 A). Don't give him your pussy.                                 
 B). Give him your pussy.                                    
 B). Give him a whack and run away.                            
 D). Run away.                                                  
 D). Say: "Money in advance!" Take the money and run away"        
 E). Say: "Money forward!"                                  
 G). Say: "Kiss and do whatever you want!"                        
 Test answers:                          
If you only read its title, then youare a real womanizer!  
If you read it completely and just laughed, then you nor-
 small person.                                               
If you have read it completely and answered it,you are more
 less normal person.                                      
 If you read it completely and chose the answer "F", congratulations 
you you are a FAGGER!!!                                              
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 FAILURE TEST STORY.                     
 I specifically decided to write this story, no matter what you think -
 or that I'm some kind of homosexual. I'M NOT A GOMIC!!!. And who wants to be with me?
 bet, please come, I'll beat the fuck up! This is an interesting idea
 came to me late at night, after drinking a mug of strong coffee.
 But basically the idea came and went, and I decided to go to bed.
 Already in the morning, I sat down at my computer and remembered it, and as you can see,
 yuestville. It seems to have turned out funny, but who the hell knows what I have
 it worked. Write letters with your opinion. And I'm not with friends
 I'll ask around what they think about it.