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| A little about nature. HEDGEHOG + + Author: Chapai +--+
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|Ministry of Punk Education + + 2002 | | M P |
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Utak, recently science has proven that in nature there is
there are many varieties of hedgehog, and in this article I will tell you about these
varieties.Usual hedgehog:lives anywhere, eats whatever
fell, fucks, then runs around with his family. Hedgehog-addict: usually very
rarely eats, lives mainly in southern countries, like a drug
uses cannabis, such a hedgehog usually lasts a very long timelives, after
drug use, runs, jumps, throws himself into trees.
Alcoholic hedgehog: drinks, drinks, pisses, drinks, shits, flies south.
Hedgehog-hedgehog: usually hedgehogs with a bad mental state become such hedgehogs
Well, these hedgehogs usually hide in secluded places and when they see prey,
chi rush at her and gnaw her throat, they can pounce and
per person! but there are very few such cases, such hedgehogs can be identified
know by its large red eyes and size (such a hedgehog weighs 30
kilogram). The hedgehog doesn't give a fuck: sends all the hedgehogs to fuck off, drinks, then
runs from them through the forest.Hedgehog-bandit: such hedgehogs gather big
party, drink, then go to take out hedgehogs from the neighboring forest,
fuck, then drink with them and go to the neighboring forest, the last one
The forest has a really bad time. Hedgehog-prostitute: gives it to everyone!Hedgehog-black
Nobylsky:from radiation these hedgehogs developed 6 legs, they can
gut pick up speed up to 40-50 km/h, they feed on leaves
revevs, instead of needles they have shaggy hair, they multiply
mouth to mouth, they usually spend the winter underground.Bark beetle hedgehog: lives on a tree
vyah, feeds on bark, this hedgehog can be heard at night because
he laughs very maliciously. Hedgehog scener:there are very few such hedgehogs and they
are listed in the Red Book, it’s nice to hang out with them, drink beer and
fuck up plates from restaurants.Ezh-IBM'ovsky: you can have such hedgehogs
see everywhere, usually such hedgehogs have a mouse attached to their needles
from their favorite computer, you have nothing to talk about with them, soon
Because they walk around very busy all the time.
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Send letters to me (Chapay) at the address: 39 00 29 Ryazan. st.
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