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(C) Strake/Destriction Team
Mini thriller-mystery
(not recommended for children under 70).
"PC-RULEZZ!" - different uncles and aunts shout on every corner. Why
is this what it is? - I asked a boy I knew. In response he
for some reason he laughed and muttered something about some tea-
Nika and, jumping onto the bench, shouted loudly something like: “La-
Mazda is freezing." Well, I, of course, agreed with him (what if he hits
will it hurt if I don’t agree?) and repeated his question. Still a boy
laughed a little and gave me some colorful magazine,
advising himread. Well, of course, I told him thank you and
ran home to study the magazine.
The first thing I saw when I opened the magazine was an aunt in a miniskirt
tenderly hugging something resembling a small television. A little
Below it was written: "PC in every home." Is this the pussy? A in
I saw something completely different in a biology textbook! Well, to hell with him, with
name, as long as it doesn’t hang (as was written in the article “In
than the similarity of PC with some part of the male body") and brain-
ha did not fly out (which happens quite often, judging by the article "Ka-
ries of brains"). I still don’t understand what brains have to do with it and how they
may "fly out". It was at that moment that the thought struck me that
all the pisishniks (ugh, what a dirty word!) people are abnormal -
ny, impenetrably stupid and uneducated. Well, as soon as possible
say such insanity: “To avoid the pussy hanging, it is necessary
change brains to faster and more voluminous ones every two to three months,
without forgetting to change the mother..." Or maybe these pisishniks
they also sell brothers and sisters into slavery, every two or three months
How many times do they change their mother? I wonder where my father is at this time? And what
the relationship between hanging pussy and the number of brains? In my opinion-
Only a sex therapist can find out the reason. Strange... Ha-
I hope these pissieshave not yet degraded and are still walking
two limbs. Or maybe they already go to four? Yes and
don't shave?
Gradually, the image of a typical pisishnik matured in me - something
vaguely resembling a person, unshaven, moving on
four limbs and ready to open a skull for a portion of brains
turnip to every living object they meet, while at the same time torturing
hope to find some semblance of a mother (but it’s not clear why they
she?).
But I drove such thoughts out of myself. Having made up my mind, I went to the boy,
who gave me this magazine to read, taking with him my grandfather’s helmet,
with whom he went through the whole war (what if I run into a pisishnik,
who doesn’t have enough brains?) and leaving a note for mom: “Outside
don't go out! They'll grab the pissies!"
And now I’m knocking on his door. At the same moment from the apartment
a cry is heard: “Oh, you dog, are you hanging again? I’ll have to pick it up tomorrow.”
use your brains!" I almost died from fright and was about to
run away from here, but my legs wouldn’t obey me. After a few se-
kund the door opened.-Are you a pisser? - I asked timidly.
- Certainly! Come in,” he was happy.
Clutching the bag containing the helmet in my hands, I walked
inside, since it was too late to retreat...
... An hour and a half later, I ran out of the
entrance of the pisishnik and ran as fast as he could to the nearest pharmacy.
Half an hour later, having bought a pack of UPSA at the pharmacy, without even lowering the tablet,
taps into water to dissolve, quickly ate the whole pack. Already in
for a minute I felt a significant improvement in the condition of my head and
was able to objectively assess what happened. What a nightmare it was!!!
If they used to say that the brakes were invented by cowards, now
we can say that the brakes were invented by pisishniks. One hour twenty
five tried to load the game (some kind of 3D action game, it seems), so
not only did everything move strangely, twitching, but also
and people had to be killed! To the sick person five minutes after
As the loading began, my head began to feel an increased sense of fear for my life.
rap, when, five seconds after loading, the game gave out “Incomplete”
That's enough 32 Mb of brains, we need moreminimum 16 for normal
work!" I couldn’t sit any longer and ran away. For what offenses
pisishniks suffer so much?!? Better to die! I felt so sorry for them
for degraded brains, for inflamed and blue eyes
ears!
So, guys, PC is no rule! It's narrow and uneven
a path that winds through the forest and eventually connects with
with its beginning, closing it in a circle. Wherever and however you go,
come to the same place, each time developing MAPAZM, no way
not improving but only degrading even more!
S T O P T H E T E R R O R !
P. S. AmigA Rilez Alldayzz!
(C) Orc/DDG/LFG
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