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The scriptwriters are joking
fkO> For compatibility with TR-DOS program─ 
We can suggest allocating memory to them in.. 
RAM disk. The allocated memory is simply pre─ 
is placed as a file in the directory - and so about─ 
simultaneously protected from changes by other pro─ 
grams, both using a RAM disk and 
at the same time the problem of distribution is solved 
memory. 

fkO> Operating system for Spectrum. 
This is what everyone did and no one did. 
This all reminds me of "Old Man Hottabych" 
when he copied the marble telephone. 

screw> To understand what recursion is, 
you first need to understand what recursion is.

fkO> Is it possible to create an emulator for Spectrum─ 
Spectrum torus and the recursive emulsion method─ 
tion to get rid of physical hardware? 

lvd>A good laser can be seen 2 times - 
first with one eye, then with the other.

fkO> Spectrums will be illegal. For them 
plant immediately.  Because they don't support 
"trusted computing architecture" than on─ 
destroying another DMCA. 

jtn>Why not increase performance 
protsov, we need to invent tablets thatPeople are being slowed down.

fkO> Transformers feed everyone's filament 
lamps and a small box, somewhere in 
amplifier hidden where the normal one is located─ 
ny amplifier on the IC. 

lvd>Done by physicists. Falls from 14 meters 
seventon electromagnet. He flies by
ground through the coil, and removed from it in
this moment is 2-3 DneproGES.

fkO> A computer that is too smart will not be over the top─ 
whose to work on, and on the question of how to open─ 
worry about solving the problem. 

noof>Rest today so you can be at your best tomorrow 
turbo mode!

* fkO wrote a program to solve equations─ 
equations of the form x=x+1. 
fkO> For float, the equation has been successfully solved. 
fkO> For double, by the way, there is not enough CPU. 
fkO> For int (char, long...) solutions, very good─ 
apparently not. 
fkO> 16777216 
fkO> This is the solution x=x+1 for float. 

Nicolas Rodionov> A hacker does not always know
programming language with which it is given─ 
moment it works. 

lvd>64 bit is enough for everyone! 
fkO> Are you sure? 
fkO> And then suddenly in the (not) distant future 
the rows will be slightly different. 
fkO> There won't be enough bits. For simulation All─ 
Lennoy, for example. 

jtn>No one argues that the ZX Spectrum is 
a truly great platform, accessible even
people with limited mental development,
so don't pay attention to their comments─
nia.

fkO> Why are refrigerators painted white? 
color? 

lvd>You may not know the opcodes, but it’s okay─ 
must know the trades!

fkO> The kosher Spectrum scheme should not─ 
definitely redraw on the tram 
a piece of newspaper, as the great Guru bequeathed. 

alone>screw: how much time do you need, 
to do pure editing of the pattern─
without sound?
karbo>alcohol, not so necessary: how much do you need─ 
until the time, so that in 5 minutes it will be done─
is it possible to edit a pattern without sound? :D

AAA>Mom meets me from school and th─ 
says: "Leshenka, son, you've got a boy─
Nil, asked me to give you the Fak."
AAA>"Thank you, mommy," I answered. 

f1af> And may today you dream of a boom─
face, highly detailed and greasy─ 
full of effects! 

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