Introduction - It’s night outside. On the table is SPECCY...

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  (C) IMPERI0+DELTA
                                                              
DELTA> It’s night outside. On the table isSPE-
SSU, under the tableVODKA. IMPERIOsmoking on
balcony, I'm sitting at the keyboard.  And life seems
beautiful, and the mood seems to be good,
but one thought always torments my mind -
knowledge - the thought that in exactly 121
the hour is ending, my well-deserved six-
with your limbs on vacation and I'll have to
return to the inferno, the name of which "AR-
MIA, Brest, cop battalion, military
forged part 5526"! I wish everyone to get to
that fool to get a lot of impressions
excitement and thrill from this, because life
only then does it become life when
white-black stripes are reduced (principlesimilar to BEEPER :).  Okay, I think
that you don’t really want to read nonsense in
lupianoDELTA from PHG.                
   As regular readers of IMPUL understand -
SE, I (DELTA) returned from the army to
hang around for 20 days and be an accomplice
creating the next IMPULSE number. Because of
this event was held in the city 2 this
shna professional people sitting on
SPECCY.  See the session report below.
We also interviewed IMPERIO Imperio
emerging personality of our city, the present
a professional in his field.  Of course
this is - NASHWILL/"NEW"...                  
                                                              
IMPERIO>I already smoked, drank another 250rp
for good spirits and freshness of body and village
for the girl Klava ;-) I was so glad when
I learned that I will be able to see for 20 days
his companion DELTA from PHG (true
I was even more glad when finallypassed
spring session :)! Whatever you say, this is
reason for a party, reason for release IMPULSE
We always keep our promises and so,
IMPULSE 6 completed.                      
  And no fags, like Renat Mamedova,
who loudly fucked up our publication,
they say, fuck, there’s a turbo loader, it’s a no-brainer to read,
did not interfere with the release.  And to Renat Mamedov -
2:5026/5.46 - big dick in the ass for him
rotten market!                            
   Oddly enough, but unlike the previous
current numbers, this number was notpa-
amount of vodka, beer and
cigarettes - perhaps the reason lies in
that in 20 days we decided to get big
a year ahead?! (Note DELTA: 8.7 months) 
  Perhaps this number is no different from
previous contents, shell and graph-
dosom (unfortunately, we are disgusted to drink everything
which is stronger 40 degrees - meaning
moonshine, molasses;  exception is
only alcohol!), but inIn any case, you can
use the product  "my yours now
will understand"  (vodovka, ofkoz) - then, as
in broad daylight, it will become clear to everyone that IM-
PULSE is unique, and if we repeat it, then
beautiful and impossibly incomparable!!
   Oh-o-o, bye, DELTA is coming...            
                                                              
DELTA> Ouch (special for IMPERIO: "Ouch" from
English  OUCH)!  It seems that I sat down again
KLABESIN.  As you already understood, IMPULSE is
the most fun and semi-professional environment
mass media outlet published under
publishing house of the most professional and
unpredictable grouping on SPECCY -
POWER hackerz alliance!And only for this reason
You will find here a lot of interesting and fascinating
relevant information that you can read
ten times and admire each time
our talent and giftedness!           
  Damn, I'm already a little sick of all sorts of things
thereNICRON`s and other "gray newspapers";
in IMPULSE you will no longer find serious
articles. You understand that for everything in life you need
but treat it with a fair amount of humor.  B
in particular, in this issue you will not see
continuation "ZILOG, why is there a shortage of food?
Is he preparing an army for us?!" - the text is smoothly transferred
recommended to K.M.N.P.E.I.  (computer
mass non-professional electronic
edition) "ECNO".                         
                                                              
IMPERIO> It's not about quality and quantity
your material - it's a matter of style, which we
were not chosen, but who was for-
false in our xpomocomax (wow,
I remembered this word from school).             
   So that’s what I’m talking about (DELTA says)
says that I'm already drunk).. I'm still about the same thing
IMPULSE, which has already been released... or not -
was walking... or am I really drunk???        
                                                              
DELTA>Dragged the man lying on the floor by his feet
IMPERIO.  It's time to call it a day,
since IMPERIO I said about 30 minutes ago
about some memory, but I don’t remember, about
whose - maybe about mine, or maybe about SPECCY?  A
maybe I'm drunk too? Holy shit, this is it
news! Is there anyone sober in this world?
  On this optimistic note, we hope
I hope that you are just as fucked up as we are, and
not from one and a half liters of drunk vodka, but from
feeling the beauty of life and high professionalism
Zionalism of the dude who is all this
ril!  Well done dude, congratulations to you "SPA-SI-
BO"!!! Well, okay, sons, you still have to
pebapubatb such a volume of “useful” information
mation, so we decided not to poop
Your brains are filled with all sorts of crap and we offer you an estimate
thread REALLY all the work that we
done in 20 incomplete days, in time
of which simply incredible amounts were drunk
number of liters of vodka, quite a few are broken
good computers, a lot of non-
bad sticks, an incredible amount of colli-
quality rationsaka have a snack!                 
   Well okay (how many times have I already done this?
I'm telling you :), we'll wrap it up, otherwise we won't-
a lot FUEL`a left. How do you react to this?
Are you saying, IMPERIO?                          
                                                              
IMPERIO> S-s-s... Fuck, give me more vodka!    
                                                              
DELTA> No, my friend, they got it all, although
still left at the bottom!                     
                                                              
IMPERIO> S-S-here!! G-g-drive her, darling!
                                                              
DELTA> No, you've had enough already, I...       
                                                              
IMPERIO> I fucking told someone - I was lucky -
damn...                            
                                                              
DELTA> Here, eat (with these words I poured
the rest of the vodka in your mouth)!!!             
                                                              
IMPERIO> Well, bye, people! (Note DELTA:
he took out a stuck stopper and slowly,
in small sips, drained it). Bai... 
                                                              
DELTA> And I have another liter in the bar "TROYK`i"
it's worth it, let's go for a walk!!!              
                                                              
IMPERIO>Walk... private IMPERIO always
ready!!!...