Party - continuation of Vodka Party.

Impulse #06
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  (C) DELTA+IMPERI0
                                                              
DELTA> In the morning at the stop unanimously
it was decided to carry outthe following
PARTY exactly in a week. Well then,
said and done, roughly speaking, “no question”
grew up."                                    
   The reason was found very quickly - my 1st
half of the “deadline” is already behind us - therefore
"demobilization" ahead. For this it was necessary
drink and as soon as possible, because from-
the launch is not endless and you have to seize the moment;)
                                                              
 The list of participants was like this: 
                                                              
    DELTA/PHG - party organizer          
                пайка support            
                                                              
    IMPERIO/PHG - main vodka support     
                  main vodka drinker     
                                                              
    JAGURA/PHG - some vodka support      
    KONDOR/PHG                           
    PAUVWEL/RS - kokakola drinker        
    SЦОPTЕR/RS                           
    СЮBЕRЕX/RS - main food terminator    
    MESHOK                               
                                                              
   B REALSOFT`the only thing missing was DARK-
MUKH`a - he was put in a couple of days ago
skin and venereal disease department of Brest
regional hospital. Its place was taken by CYBE-
REX/RS, who went AWOL special
just to visit this SES-
SION. I also wasn’t present at the partyNA-
SHWILL/SIRIUSfor the simple reason that
that day he took his driving test
trolleybuses in extreme conditions.   
                                                              
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  It all started at 15:00 in my hut.
The first to come was KONDOR, the second was SCUPTER with
small package in hand. He immediately pre-
he warned that there would be no more drinkingbattle ,
because he still has to go to his girl. He has
the package containeda pack of GREEN LOVE`aand pa-
a range of stimulants thattoday supposedly
should definitely be used because
They expire tomorrow.     
   Then IMPERIO dropped in with film for
camera type "POLAROID" andfamily bat-
lamimisted vodka (from the freezer)
type"Belorusskaya Niva".                 
   Then SUBEREX and CAPTAIN PA-
WEL/RS. A little later I pulled up JAGURA with
four battleswarm vodka type "Be-
Larus"- she was immediately put in the frost-
cool down...                   
                                                              
VODKA KOMPO kompetitors (слева направо: сверху MISHOK, PAUBЭL, JAGURA снизу KONDOR, SЦОPTЕR, DELTA, СЮBЕRЕX IMPERIO был в качестве профи-фотографа) Народец собрался, осталось приготовить пайку и начать DRINKING & EATING compo. Я немедленно послал мамашу на кухню, oзaдa- чив ее примерно на часик-полтора. Сняв с народа бабло, я,IMPERIO and JAGURA faster hbko went to the store, grabbing two large sports bags. IMPERIO> It was quite a walk to the store a trivial matter, considering that the party hasn't started yet. Approaching the entrance, we They dived headlong inside. Only one JAGURA stayed on the street, deciding to promotionsip some beer.Meanwhile DELTA and I, grabbing 2 carts, checking out or intricate aerobatic maneuvers, skillfully flying around sales girls and filling sharing everything that could somehow fit for a snack... JAGURA has already managed to suck 1.5 liters beer and now stood among the unshaven, hairy well-fed and dirty hucksters and with dignity explained to them what realtime drinking is. Barely tearing him away from his explanations, we went to the house... ACTUAL BEGINNINGDELTA> Organization DRINKING compo was, of course, at the level (errors were taken into account last time). Plastic glasses would whether they were replaced with glass ones, there were solderings - no to say that it is a lot, but not a little either. After first half hourSUBEREXbegan so active but lean on the soldering, which had to wait- give the moment when SUBEREX went to the ass, and close it there. He wandered around there a little but quickly calmed down when we said that no one will touch his bottle.
IMPERIO> SYBE- REX has always been by amateur eat. It happened he alone devoured more than half- We'll have a snack at six. But on this time he doesn't remained without- shown: udu- filthy stench toilet in co- in combination with- taken to the chest provided its action, vgo- nyaya SUBEREXa in peaceful sleep therebyli- shayahim participating- tiya in compoto
next party.
5 minutes before the toilet... DELTA> And then we drank, drank, drank, until didn’t understand that it was all over, even at first ka in the form of a CYBEREXa bottle. SCOPTERauxiliary imagined that he needed to go to some girl, but I forgot her address. After a long and persistent the workings of his brain, he seemed to remember him, but he was upset because the alcohol he drank pthoe will prevent his pussy from functioning normally cyonize. I had to turn on "porn", to bring his “apparatus” into operation own state. After that he is uncultured typho said goodbye to everyone and fucked. Che- After a few minutes he came back and said, that the address turned out to be wrong after all - well, to hell with her, with that girl, it’s just a pity that "special equipment" will have to be thrown away.
SЦОPTЕR (справа) уважает DELTy (слева)! Сразу же подал голос KONDOR, решив, что грех пропадать таким ценным изделиям. "Их жа вместо жувaчки можно жувaть" - ча- сть изделий исчезла у него в кармане. На этом DRINKING compo было закончено. Вспомнили про СЮBЕRЕX`a, закрытого в оч- ке, и пошли посмотреть, что с ним. Он сладкоwas sleeping and they decided not to wake him, because Well, they already drank the vodka. Everyone gathered and moved together towards the tahobke, in order to continue the tradition of PAR- TY incity center. On the bus I met his former sidekick, who serves in 50th brigade; unlike me, he still has the moose is only a couple of months old. And I'm still half- wine, damn... We went to "Partisan Avenue" and headed towards the "anniversary". Along the way PARTY personnel staged a group "Pinking" the entrance as a protest to Chechen terrorists for the explosion of two mov in Moscow. IMPERIO>JAGURA, as the wittiest of us, asked to take a photo of his pussy, so that then he scanned it and put it in Windows.
JAGURuho пузо с болтающимся xepom Писюк был сфотографирован,мы двинулись дальше. Было уже темно, поэтому приходи- лось вести REALaby the hand, because. he's like this Even a flashlight could not distinguish in the darkness pillar at a distance of 5 meters. At the stop- I didn’t have to stand for long - the trolleybus came soon and the people there were terribly uncomfortable lucky - few people can withstand the crowd drunk spektrumists. DELTA> Here we are in the center, so many holes walks around. Everyone took a photo at the monument to an unknown astronaut. REAL met some of their homeless buddies, whose it turned out to be 1.5 battles of 70 degree self- race, and they went to his house to ferment. Well, to hell with it, with this REAL, let it he’s coming, and we’ll have fun without him. JAGURA sworn to find the girl and you. her, after which he began to cling to everyone passing heifers from15 to35 years.
IMPERIO> WhenJAGU- RA is drunk, he becomes- turns uncontrollable. It has always been like this happened this time too. To the end wild JAGURA climbed to everyone more or less dry- fallen women, so that soon had to cool his ardor pu- themes masterful ud- apa kick in the kidneys, after which MISH- Ku had to un- father never bend- by JAGURy, co-
which is nothing and
Itself JAGURA/PHG. I don’t understand... DELTA> We stopped at some kiosk with "hot dogs", took a pair and whether to eat them. After this JA- GURA, Iand SCOPTER sat down on a bench with a mime to the mares. Me and JAGURA began to twist them, SCOPTER turned out to be 5' odd and decided to retreat. After that, JAGUR and I took a photo with girls and went to accompany them to the dorm, taking a couple of remaining GREEN from SCOPTTER LOV`ov and telling the people to give us a little we waited. Having asked the girls for a mug of "tea", we went to their dorm inside. JAGURA I spent a long time spinning the grandmother at the entrance - she reached I couldn't believe for a long time that I was with JAGUR - relatives of these two. The headstock is broken, but she let us in, saying that he would check on us so that we don't commit "incest" nie" :( I won’t tell you further, I’ll say only that "special means"were used us for their intended purpose... Then we went outside, the clock was about half past 11. The rest of us abandoned andwe were left alone with JAGUR. Non- having had a lot of fun with the rest, we ycnokou- foxed After climbing a little more, I met came from a company that climbed in the PPS (pat- driving around the city). From them I learned that piz.date went on vacation, because. in po- those announced reinforcement in connection with the flights: they run because of these flights now every night in gas masks and digging trenches. Damn, how I don’t want to join this fucking army - on A citizen has such a wonderful life!Add- having gone home with nonytkax and JAGUR, we let's go homesleep.
IMPERIO> Me, KON- DORy, SCOPTERY and MESHOKy specifically pretentious to wait these two. First- we decided to go to the dorm to abort their pro- process. Some kind of old fool because closed door knula that it was already it’s too bad that the entrance is banned. After a long time a lot of questions: "have you come here two girls and two man?” and "my, we don’t need women, bring back our co- decide!" she kohk- petho for.bala me-
MESHOK aka MISHOK nya: to cry "yeah, what kind of knife do you have? ki!!!" was heard "get out of here, scumbags, Otherwise I’ll call the police!” If only she knew that DELTA is a cop ;-) We turned around and decided that for now the day the people were lost, we wandered onto the trolleybus. On the way, the little ones clicked and parted ways go home...

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