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(C) DELTA+IMPERI0
DELTA> In the morning at the stop unanimously
it was decided to carry outthe following
PARTY exactly in a week. Well then,
said and done, roughly speaking, “no question”
grew up."
The reason was found very quickly - my 1st
half of the “deadline” is already behind us - therefore
"demobilization" ahead. For this it was necessary
drink and as soon as possible, because from-
the launch is not endless and you have to seize the moment;)
The list of participants was like this:
DELTA/PHG - party organizer
пайка support
IMPERIO/PHG - main vodka support
main vodka drinker
JAGURA/PHG - some vodka support
KONDOR/PHG
PAUVWEL/RS - kokakola drinker
SЦОPTЕR/RS
СЮBЕRЕX/RS - main food terminator
MESHOK
B REALSOFT`the only thing missing was DARK-
MUKH`a - he was put in a couple of days ago
skin and venereal disease department of Brest
regional hospital. Its place was taken by CYBE-
REX/RS, who went AWOL special
just to visit this SES-
SION. I also wasn’t present at the partyNA-
SHWILL/SIRIUSfor the simple reason that
that day he took his driving test
trolleybuses in extreme conditions.
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It all started at 15:00 in my hut.
The first to come was KONDOR, the second was SCUPTER with
small package in hand. He immediately pre-
he warned that there would be no more drinkingbattle ,
because he still has to go to his girl. He has
the package containeda pack of GREEN LOVE`aand pa-
a range of stimulants thattoday supposedly
should definitely be used because
They expire tomorrow.
Then IMPERIO dropped in with film for
camera type "POLAROID" andfamily bat-
lamimisted vodka (from the freezer)
type"Belorusskaya Niva".
Then SUBEREX and CAPTAIN PA-
WEL/RS. A little later I pulled up JAGURA with
four battleswarm vodka type "Be-
Larus"- she was immediately put in the frost-
cool down...
VODKA KOMPO kompetitors (слева направо:
сверху MISHOK, PAUBЭL, JAGURA
снизу KONDOR, SЦОPTЕR, DELTA, СЮBЕRЕX
IMPERIO был в качестве профи-фотографа)
Народец собрался, осталось приготовить
пайку и начать DRINKING & EATING compo. Я
немедленно послал мамашу на кухню, oзaдa-
чив ее примерно на часик-полтора. Сняв с
народа бабло, я,IMPERIO and JAGURA faster
hbko went to the store, grabbing two
large sports bags.
IMPERIO> It was quite a walk to the store
a trivial matter, considering that the party
hasn't started yet. Approaching the entrance, we
They dived headlong inside. Only
one JAGURA stayed on the street, deciding to
promotionsip some beer.Meanwhile
DELTA and I, grabbing 2 carts, checking out
or intricate aerobatic maneuvers,
skillfully flying around sales girls and filling
sharing everything that could somehow fit
for a snack...
JAGURA has already managed to suck 1.5 liters
beer and now stood among the unshaven, hairy
well-fed and dirty hucksters and with dignity
explained to them what realtime drinking is.
Barely tearing him away from his explanations, we went
to the house...
ACTUAL BEGINNINGDELTA> Organization DRINKING compo was,
of course, at the level (errors were taken into account
last time). Plastic glasses would
whether they were replaced with glass ones, there were solderings - no
to say that it is a lot, but not a little either. After
first half hourSUBEREXbegan so active
but lean on the soldering, which had to wait-
give the moment when SUBEREX went to the ass,
and close it there. He wandered around there a little
but quickly calmed down when we said
that no one will touch his bottle.
next party. 5 minutes before the toilet...
DELTA> And then we drank, drank, drank, until
didn’t understand that it was all over, even at first
ka in the form of a CYBEREXa bottle. SCOPTERauxiliary
imagined that he needed to go to some girl,
but I forgot her address. After a long and persistent
the workings of his brain, he seemed to remember him,
but he was upset because the alcohol he drank
pthoe will prevent his pussy from functioning normally
cyonize. I had to turn on "porn",
to bring his “apparatus” into operation
own state. After that he is uncultured
typho said goodbye to everyone and fucked. Che-
After a few minutes he came back and said,
that the address turned out to be wrong after all - well,
to hell with her, with that girl, it’s just a pity that
"special equipment" will have to be thrown away.
SЦОPTЕR (справа) уважает DELTy (слева)!
Сразу же подал голос KONDOR, решив,
что грех пропадать таким ценным изделиям.
"Их жа вместо жувaчки можно жувaть" - ча-
сть изделий исчезла у него в кармане.
На этом DRINKING compo было закончено.
Вспомнили про СЮBЕRЕX`a, закрытого в оч-
ке, и пошли посмотреть, что с ним. Он
сладкоwas sleeping and they decided not to wake him, because
Well, they already drank the vodka.
Everyone gathered and moved together towards the
tahobke, in order to continue the tradition of PAR-
TY incity center. On the bus I met
his former sidekick, who serves in
50th brigade; unlike me, he still has
the moose is only a couple of months old. And I'm still half-
wine, damn...
We went to "Partisan Avenue" and
headed towards the "anniversary". Along the way
PARTY personnel staged a group
"Pinking" the entrance as a protest
to Chechen terrorists for the explosion of two
mov in Moscow.
IMPERIO>JAGURA, as the wittiest of
us, asked to take a photo of his pussy, so that
then he scanned it and put it in Windows.
JAGURuho пузо с болтающимся xepom
Писюк был сфотографирован,мы двинулись
дальше. Было уже темно, поэтому приходи-
лось вести REALaby the hand, because. he's like this
Even a flashlight could not distinguish in the darkness
pillar at a distance of 5 meters. At the stop-
I didn’t have to stand for long - the trolleybus
came soon and the people there were terribly uncomfortable
lucky - few people can withstand the crowd
drunk spektrumists.
DELTA> Here we are in the center, so many holes
walks around. Everyone took a photo at the monument
to an unknown astronaut. REAL met
some of their homeless buddies, whose
it turned out to be 1.5 battles of 70 degree self-
race, and they went to his house to ferment.
Well, to hell with it, with this REAL, let it
he’s coming, and we’ll have fun without him. JAGURA
sworn to find the girl and you.
her, after which he began to cling to everyone
passing heifers from15 to35 years.
which is nothing and Itself JAGURA/PHG.
I don’t understand...
DELTA> We stopped at some kiosk with
"hot dogs", took a pair and
whether to eat them. After this JA-
GURA, Iand SCOPTER sat down on a bench with a
mime to the mares.
Me and JAGURA began to twist them, SCOPTER
turned out to be 5' odd and decided to retreat.
After that, JAGUR and I took a photo with
girls and went to accompany them to the dorm,
taking a couple of remaining GREEN from SCOPTTER
LOV`ov and telling the people to give us a little
we waited.
Having asked the girls for a mug of "tea",
we went to their dorm inside. JAGURA
I spent a long time spinning the grandmother at the entrance - she reached
I couldn't believe for a long time that I was with JAGUR -
relatives of these two. The headstock is broken,
but she let us in, saying that he would check on us
so that we don't commit "incest"
nie" :(
I won’t tell you further, I’ll say
only that "special means"were used
us for their intended purpose...
Then we went outside, the clock was
about half past 11. The rest of us
abandoned andwe were left alone with JAGUR. Non-
having had a lot of fun with the rest, we ycnokou-
foxed After climbing a little more, I met
came from a company that climbed in the PPS (pat-
driving around the city). From them I learned that
piz.date went on vacation, because. in po-
those announced reinforcement in connection with the flights:
they run because of these flights now every
night in gas masks and digging trenches. Damn,
how I don’t want to join this fucking army - on
A citizen has such a wonderful life!Add-
having gone home with nonytkax and JAGUR, we
let's go homesleep.
MESHOK aka MISHOK nya: to cry "yeah,
what kind of knife do you have?
ki!!!" was heard "get out of here, scumbags,
Otherwise I’ll call the police!” If only she knew
that DELTA is a cop ;-)
We turned around and decided that for now
the day the people were lost, we wandered onto the trolleybus.
On the way, the little ones clicked and parted ways
go home...
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