Tusovka - a small party in Brest.

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 (C) IMPERI0+DELTA+JAGURA
                                                              
DELTA> Greetings, people! Now, after 9 months -
Tsev, I managed to go on vacation.  Me-
They didn’t want to let me go for a very long time, but
everything is already behind. And so, in connection with this PHG
and REALSOFT decided to arrange a small
PARTY, which was fully attended
composition of these groups, with the exception of
niumCYBEREX`a, which now serves in
military unit 5448 in Minsk!  Below the price
A detailed report of what is happening is provided! 
                                                              
IMPERIO> No, well, no question, we, of course,
I've been wanting to get drunk for a long time in full forcecnetpymobckux brothers - remained
just find a global reason for such
global party, but here we come on vacation
our fearless and unshakable
DELTA solved all the issues! As always, ha-
and sponsor and digitizer of the entire collection
should have been the most moneyed guy
from our party - SCOPTER/RS - its good
work on cable television allows
let him spend his money right, left,
vertically up and down.                 
                                                              
   In short, PHG it was a mess when
dit party, but had to adapt
for the working class - REALob, which
with a careful eye they guarded the warehouse of socks,
DARKMAXob, who were digging the bulb in their place
at the dacha. Therefore, because of these reasons, the party
was scheduled for September 4, Saturday, you
good, and besides, it’s a holiday  Shakhtyorov
(or Pivovarov?).                      
   And it is from Saturday that our
bectbobahue- narration o drunk, but
valiant andcourageous members PHG,
not oRS,namely o PHG,thanks to which
swarm and made the most powerful contribution to
this is a party.                                
                                                              
DELTA> It all started at 14:50.  Allow me
nil people and agreed on the 1st point
collection There should have been:            
                                                              
    POWER ULTRA HACKERZ FEDERATION:     
                                                              
  DELTA/PHG i.e. I am HACKING MASTER, Y0DKA & BEER 0RGANIZER  
IMPERI0/PHG i.e. 0Н(C2Н5) - SPIRITUS UZER, K0DE DREAMER   
 JAGURA/PHG - MUZAKES  CRATOR, C0DE ASSEMBLER, Y0DKA DRIKER  
 K0ND0R/PHG - SCH00L DET0NAT0R, GFX IZYRATOR, C0DE TERMINAT0R 
                                                              
     REAL SOFT SOFTWARE CREMATORIES:     
                                                              
    ПАВЭЛ/RS - MAIN RC WRITER, BEST GFX DRAWER, MAIN ШУХЕР    
  DARKMYX/RS - COOL YINO DRINKER/PR0Y0DA ПAЙЩИК/ДАЧА  W0RKER  
SK0PTER/RS - GLOBAL PRIT0N 0RGANIZER/6A6KU SP0NSER/ECH0 EDIT0R
                                                              
                  NEW:                   
                                                              
                   NASHWILL яко SIRIUSNHG                    
                                                              
 xlnt dudec player, trolleybus driver,             
best karate tutor, lEgA kollega                
                                                              
 Also present at natm was 6patah DELTS - Mmshyk!       
                                                              
   They had to attend the party
MR.HEDGEHOG and PFEN!NKS!  The first one referred
for severe pain in the pelvic area and yesterday
session, which was attended by all
there are 5 people - he and four more matposhki!
After inserting a couple of sticks, it ran for a long time
gala around the area from unsatisfied girls!
  And the second one, like Stasik/PFENIX, went to
market for potatoes to cook from
her fucked up soldering, but on the way he crossed
mother shook and forced me to restore order -
ki in the apartment!  Okay, let's get back to those present.
At the 1st collection point, 5 people met
century - the entire composition of PHG  and NASHWILL/NHG.
The latter had to wait about half an hour.
And so the whole small crowd moved towards
KODAK's side to buy film for photography
toannapata. Only one Sta-
sika-fat, to hell with him...          
   It's time to move to point N2.
Everyone loaded onto the trolleybus and moved off.
towards the center.  About halfway
tracks trolleybus electric line nopba-
was lost and we had to advance on foot. 
  Something IMPERIO I didn’t like about
NASHWILL`e and he tried to give him in the sea
duh, but they pulled him away in time!             
                                                              
IMPERIO>Yes, damn it, made me angry Nashville
no joke! At that moment I forgot that
Nashville attended a three-week course on
Kyokushin Karate  - my thoughts were
only about how to apply Kobu-
pre-tactics and punch him in the face. He was lucky
Lo that people pulled me away!              
                                                              
   In short, what happened next - we were in a crowd
wandered to the center to the arrow withDARKMYXomand
REALom in 16:00! Nashville could not ycno-
to repent - it was hurt too deeply
his pride, only the people saved
him from my anger!                      
   We were late for the switch, but the RS guys
were waiting impatiently for us. Shaking each other
calloused palms, we quickly collect
developed a plan for further action. It would be necessary-
lo fuel, a lot of fuel, oxepehho a lot
th fuel - but where to get it?!  After
raid on local shops and cynepmapketam in
our noketax had not a single (!) bat-
La vodka - Liqueur has deprived us of hope!  AND
at this very moment it is we, PHG, poya-
Vili thosequalities that distinguish the
aspiring people from ordinary ones
mortals - we steadfastly carried out our task
Well, we were looking for vodka, when the probability of juice
reduced to almost zero. And we found
it, and bought: 6, no - 7 product battles!
                                                              
  On the way I called  Ckyntepy, who-
ry had just gotten out of the bath, and warned
dil him, so that in the near future his place-
location was strictly in the hut:          
                                                              
“What is it?” - asked Ckyntep.                             
“Yes, nmcho, you will have natm” - I answered, smoking
I will crush Prmma.                                                 
“Yes, I’m at home, my sister got her dog. I can’t,
They won't allow it!" - raised the Ckyntep control panel.                          
"Don't whine, there are not enough of us, tmxo no6yxaem let's go somewhere" - start-
I'm angry!                                                
"Well, damn, at least I'll warn you" - ctomt on your Ckyntep.      
"What are you talking about, we keep telling you that today and tomorrow are with you
will be natm!" - Ckyntep is starting to get on my nerves.     
"Hmkto me hmxpeha did not speak. Schaub speak, then I 6 camorohkm
from the village I brought it, ctapmkob to Poland for chewing gum, and
so... Fuck okay, how many of you are there?"                            
“Four”  - I answered without hesitation.                         
"Who?" - Ckyntep asked menacingly.                              
"Well, fuck: Me, DELTA, JAGURA, there are two mccho, there are two..."    
"fuck, that's eight" - SCOPTER answered uncertainly, comhe-
Vyac, vmdmmo, in the correctness of cbomx calculations.                
“Don’t pmzdm, we’ll tmxmhbko pocmdmm, drink some water and go our separate ways.
bye!" - I said, forgetting Prmmy, hanging tpy6ky.         
                                                              
   Having boarded the 4th trolleybus,Having shown the tickets, we went there -
to where the path of fate led us - to
main hangout -Scopterz DreamHouze...  
                                                              
DELTA> Hmm, so we arrived at the "factory-
skaya" and went straight to the hut to
SCOPTER`y. He had just inserted his stick
girl and was in a good mood.
The people went to the hut, and we, IMPERIO and
KONDOR`om, having fished 10 bags out of my pocket,
Let's go get some rations at the nearby cynepmaket
type "Lublin". Bought three full bags
and let's go back!                         
  And at SCOPTER`a in the hut everything has already begun -
elk. People set up a table in the middle of the room
naty, battles were already adorned on it "Pshe-
                                                              





















 По часовой: РABЭL,JAGURA,DELTA,MISH0K,IMPERI0,K0ND0R,DARKMAX 
                                                              
ничной". Я, как MAIN VODKA DRINKER по по-
лaгену захватил два стакана :) И под зву-
ки клипа ENIGM`ы мы начали процесс пoглo-
щения.  После 4th battle DARKMYX walked away and
no longer took part! Along the way, photo
repented and, when the battles were empty, screamed
at the top of his lungs "SCOPTER, put on a battle for
pussy!"  Half an hour later, space for the pussy
no longer enough for storage
empty battles began to be used
This box from under the monitor SAMSUNG
SYNC MASTER 14". Along the way, due to the closed
screams of SCOPTER`ovskaya were heard
mother who tried unsuccessfully to try
rush into the room. All her attempts will end-
were a complete failure. She probably wants
body so that they could pour her a glass or two...
third or fourth, but it wasn’t enough for us ourselves.
After the 7th bottle dropped into
box, I sat down at the pussy and the people began to
read in MK-4 - he gave everyone the hell, and then me
got up and I lay down to rest on the bed
lie next to the sleepingDARKMYX`om.  Then
competitions have begun inARM-WRESTLING`y,
where the leaders wereIMPERIO/PHG,REAL/RS, NASHWILL/NHG. I'm in competition
did not take part.  Mishuk ran all over
apartment and turned off the lights for the ladies
SCOPTER in the asshole and the bathroom, after which
rpomka rusted into the room and locked himself in
mop :)...                            
   It was a fun time... But all the time...
something ends, and main drinking
compo has ended.                       
                                                              
IMPERIO> The reason for this was the crazy
ckyntepobckue ancestors who climbed into
door and drove at us, drove and drove!  And
if mother Ckyntepa could still be released
lead out the door with a strong male hand,
then the old one did not give in to this, and we decided
should I clean up...                           
   Having loaded into the trolleybus, we went
back to the center, leave the lo-
gi like: "Fuck, PHG power!", "DARKMYX mast
live!", "CAPTAIN POWELL iz REAL!". B price
three suddenly became bored.  DELTA fucking
NASHVILLE, NASHWILL pussy DARKMYXa, we and
JAGURoj and SCOPTERom decided on these matters
don't get involved, especially since I was sorry
Nashville.                                 
  Walked through "Broadway", announcing okpec-
ness with a mass of selected Russian slang
(mat, in the sense). I remember  SCOPTER all
  wanted a girl
under the lantern
note, but re-
opportunities
put this down
some thread of material
his shirt
was not enough.   
Occasionally, freely
package from page-
right, right-
size  page
Dai, snake-
Exclusive
pg.  Сделали
 posted
subject: image-
 and PHG 
leg  RS.    По
DELTA DELTA
small page
  EMPIRE State of the Nation
  slightly
recommend and recommend DARKMYXy, but
he made excuses like "I don't have a pair",
“not my size”, “I don’t like the laces”
I love you."  For his bazaar DARKMYX received
kpoccobkom into the eye, after which I took a blood
ccobok from DELTy and gave them DARKMYXy in the eye
once again. DARKMYX bravely endured both blows and
didn't say a word, but we saw everything, until
Why did he seem tired and exhausted?
face. Therefore, it was decided to take a break
on a bench with a back, near the station...    
                                                              
   After sitting for a while, sitting next to her
trash can and after smearing the remaining scum, we
let's move on. And again  Nash distinguished himself
pitchfork - screaming  "I hate benches with
cnuhkamu"he kicked
shop! Crackling rotten, but recently painted-
cut through the evening silence - bench
turned into a pile of rubble. After not-
big conversation "heart-to-heart" with a local
ment Nashville has joined us again,
and we went to the station...            
                                                              
DELTA> We went to the station or in the jargon
w/h 5526 -  "for scrap" or simply  OBDT
(Department of Internal Affairs for Transport), where
I decided to look for cops from my unit.
At the station there was a lonely cop with a walkie-talkie,
ours were not there. Damn, it's a pity, but I wanted
take from someone PR-73 (dubets) and Nash-
vilapull the ass a couple of times :)      
   Having made a little fuss at the station, we decided
should I go back, especially since I was sitting
a nearby cop headed towards our
side.  I didn't have enough to fly to
"LOM'e", where I myself climbed so often, about
squealed homeless people and drunks. In short, let's go
back home - REALto the next
day I had to go and hustle in the co-
body,DARKMYX'donate feces and urine to
clinic (it’s time to join the army, damn it)
wait :)...  Everyone loaded onto one trolleybus.
IMPERIO drove some homeless person from his place and
fell asleep. KONDORand SCOPTER long
discussed the possibilities of CELERON`a and AMD K-6
III ATHLON, game NiD 4 SPiD (AiDS).  B
in the end I got tired of their piss lamp
listen and I turned over to the other side.
IMPERIO sneered quietly from behind, JAGURAunder-
snored in front - the trolleybus slept peacefully.
Then we got off at "EAST".Nashville, pos-
just after we got off the trolleybus, he fell
into the neighboring bushes, where, as we learned later,
well, and spent the whole night!  They remembered him
only after half an hour and decided not to return
say goodbye. IMPERIO went to spend the night at his
girl, because his mother warned him that
If he comes drunk, then he won’t let him in the door.
tit :) JAGURA> As for KONDORa, then further
he remembers everything vaguely - the effect of alcohol
made itself felt. "Fuck you all!
I won't go any further! I'll sleep here!" -ta-
these were his last words, after
so I andSCOPTERhad to take it under
hands and drag, drag, drag...        
   Remained, despite our difficult
I carry (for we have not yet had such a healthy body
had to carry) to get to the stop at
the reverse side and place SCOPTEPA on
trolleybus, which is what we did in the coming
40 minutes...                              
                                                              
   Then our paths diverged - I sent
climbed into the night light to buy more on his snout
vodary battle and a loaf of black bread -
it was necessary to simply catch up, so that
Masha, even if she gave a damn, would be good to go. 
DELTA tried to ask for italong with
me, but after a categorical refusal
stated: "Well, okay, I'm running out of women-
lo is", - and went to the same night light,
where am I. For DELTA went Mishuk, only one
KONDOR stayed asleep on the deserted, everyone
abandoned stop - he had nowhere to go
hurry, he had the whole night ahead of him... 
                                                              
DELTA> Well, Mishuk and I went to the night light, there
we metJAGURpenniless,
like a ball somewhere. Well, we bought another  liter
and let's continue!  I remember the night vaguely
I remember that in the morning at 4 o’clock we returned to
the stop where I filled up KONDOREK.
They woke me up and gave me the hangover from the remains of 2
battles, and he, s.ka, sucked everything, even to us
didn't leave it. He improved dramatically and so did we
began to fill up withKONDOR`om on the OS-
tahobke. Later, at about o'clock, the priest arrived
new bus. Immersing our tired bodies
on the seats, we drove alonghome!  Well
everything...                                   
                                                              
IMPERIO> Here it is - ROMANCY!!!          
                                                              
Note. IMPERIO: In connection with the film,
  a shitty camera and
  with a scanner, only 2
  photos from this party were able
  see the light.