Price List - Toilet brand FM-930T.

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  Унитаз марки FM-930T, дорабо- 
тaннaя версия старой машины.    
                                
        Содержит в себе:        
                                
1. Удобное мягкое кресло с подо-
rpebom, где можно расслабится от
шумного мира. Кстати, предусмот-
рена версия унитаза для СИМОНОВ,
т.е. кресло с простотой удaляетя
обычной  фомкой,  и СИMОНЫ могут
уже сидеть на холодном.         
                                
2. Сам  унитаз  выполнен  так  :
внешняя oтделкa красным деревом,
внутpеннaя - белым  мрамором,in
mid held amatypa of
titanium - this is for
SIMONS couldn't drill it
miracle of technology.    Non-stick
Teflon coating is slippery and
feces quickly reach their
destination point.               
                                
3. The internal walls are located
at an angle close to the corner
satellite dish, i.e.  when
the stream flows into the toilet, then flush
reflects it not into your hands, but into
middle.                       
                                
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 COMMING SOON FOR Toilet     
           FM 10OORT+           
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 The next version of the toilet will be 
have the following capabilities:
                                
ABTOPODTIP: soft brush, made
made of red silk,
will erase everything unnecessary in the area
buttocks For SIMONOV we also warn
looked at the possibility of changing
red silk on cotton wool.           
                                
TURBO GRINDER: crushes
hard feces into small pieces
pieces. Using this function
you can throw unnecessary items there
metals, such as boards, iron
sticks, etc...                                
          ATTENTION!!!          
                                
                                
- It is not recommended to put it in the uni-
pelvis head lower than 10 cm -
this could end fatal
outcome, but may not end,
if you're lucky of course...         
                                
                                
- For SIMONOV there is such
bells and whistles, like a special circle,
inside which there are tubes
gas flows at a fast speed
not allowing it to heat up.  Similar
with the structure of the freezer.      
                                
                                
   Buy our toilets!!!   
Only from us, when buying 3 toilets,
                                
                                
- It is not recommended to put it in the uni-
pelvis head lower than 10 cm -
this could end fatal
outcome, but may not end,
if you're lucky of course...         
                                
                                
- For SIMONOV there is such a
bells and whistles, like a special circle,
inside which there are tubes
gas flows at a fast speed
not allowing it to heat up.  Similar
withthe structure of the freezer.      
                                
                                
   Buy our toilets!!!   
Only from us, when buying 3 toilets,
You have the opportunity to purchase
immortal epics, specially
for toilet reading!!!       
                                
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