Oh, this protection - Having almost “broken” the protection in REAL SOPY, I sat, clutching my head with both hands, and thought about what was so stuck there...

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   ... Having almost “broken” the defense
that one in REAL COPY, I was sitting, cxba-
holding his head with both hands,
and thought about what all the same
there's something stuck there that when
with the protection removed it makes me so cool
breaks off.                     
                                
 It was 11 o'clock in the morning...         
                                
 And so, it seemed that I had already
came to the right decision, how
my friend burst in, and loudly (as much as
the windows shook) he shouted:      
 - Listen, Sanya!!!  I'm like that
I found the place!  There SOFT is almost for
they sell for next to nothing and IRON is there up to
fig!!! And they give it all away for money
shi!!! We must go now!
He spoke in a strange way
as if not in your own voice. This
really surprised me, and somehow
it's strange that he bursts into that
some time without even calling.    
 - Yes, but it’s already late, I
I want to sleep and get up tomorrow
at 7 a.m. for the Information Olympiad
matuke.                         
                                
 -It’s okay, the Olympics can wait
let's go.                        
                                
 There was so much in his intonation
insistence that if I refused, I would
offended him for life.        
                                
 - Okay, just quickly.      
                                
 Pulling on my jacket as I walked, I
thought: “It’s somehow strange, before
he was never interested in
bullish SOFTa, all these questions
I usually decided."                
                                
 We went out into the yard, motorcycle
was already standing in front of the entrance. He
got behind the wheel... Previously, he almost
never rode it, but this
for some reason the hour wanted to take me -
tee.  From surprise I didn't even care
didn't say.                      
                                
 We drove for quite a long time. And just-
then it dawned on me: “What
eleventh hour programs
night???!!!"                     
                                
 Oddly enough, this message
he was not at all surprised:          
 - Nothing, I’ve already thought about everything
it was said.                      
                                
 Even strange somehow it gets-
Xia.   Soft, at night, and let's go
somewhere, unknown where.  And
Why did I just agree?      
                                
 And the environment around all the time
changed, city houses post-
foam gave way to small trees
Viennese, and then just went
forest We left the city.       
                                
Looking at the gas meter,
I was horrified. Gasoline left
at most 2 km.                
                                
 - Where are we going? - I asked with
obvious uncertainty.           
 - Now you'll find out! - follow-
Val is a rather rude answer.      
                                
He never spoke to me
so... I understand - either something
happened or...             
                                
 Or what?                    
                                
 Perhaps he had a quarrel with his bra-
Tom, maybe he became attached to
start a racket?                     
                                
 But why doesn’t he tell me about this?
said?  And these programs...
It’s all somehow strange!         
                                
 I was already thinking about saying
to him: “let’s go back,” when suddenly
he turned sharply and... Andhere
the engine stalled.  Gasoline was on
zero.                           
                                
 “We’ve arrived,” he said to such
in a voice as if he was about to
bury me.                  
                                
 We entered the transformer room
substation, which, no matter how
strange, it was open.          
                                
 Going down the hatch, I found myself in
underground Brest. Many times
ny tunnels surrounded me. And
Only then did I understand - this is a trap -
ka!                             
                                
 I was about to jump out
back like someone's kind hand
slammed the hatch. From all tohhe-
lei people in black appeared, in
they had rubber blows in their hands
binky...                        
                                
 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *  
                                
They silently wrung my hands behind
back, gagged with some kind of
with a smelly rag, and they led me away.        
                                
 We walked in the dark, dirty
and smelly corridors.  And so
when we probably walked a kilo-
two meters, it happened...    
                                
 ...I started to feel sick
the smell of the item that
they kindly shut my mouth.
I endured it for two minutes, but here’s mine...
came to my iron patience
no, and...                       
                                
 ...                          
                                
 Having received a baton for this
back, they took me further. Pass-
about another 400 meters, they left me
into a chamber from which meters away
100 smelled like crap. From the strong
hit on the head I lost consciousness
nie...                          
                                
 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *  
                                
 I woke up to someone
poked me with something sharp in the side.
Opening my eyes, I saw what it was
was one of those people who
they dragged me here. Only in-
then the club he had was a rod, which
which, as I was convinced, did not fight
worse than a baton.                   
                                
 Then there was an interrogation...          
                                
 (Most phrases had to
redo for reasons of electrical
mental censorship.)             
                                
                                
 - Well, you...!Are you completely
.....!? Who ..... gave you permission
do this???  Is it protection for
that was written so that you .... her
then he broke it, right.....?          
                                
 Only then did it dawn on me that
it's all because of this damned for-
shields.  I really didn’t think that
this is so seriously punished.    
                                
 Without having time to think so, I...
received a powerful blow to the kidneys,
then followed by a series of blows
belly and below...                 
                                
 - ... is sentenced, - to-
fragments of phrases flew to me, - to
death penalty by shooting.
The sentence must be given in
execution now!           
                                
 The last phrase finished me off
finally.                   
                                
 ...                          
                                
 Having tied my hands, they put me to
wall...                        
 Some "buggy" pointed at
I have a gun.                    
                                
 - For what??? Nooo!!! Cattle!
Su..!!!u....!!! Goats!!!        
                                
My last word about
animals with horns, they obviously don't
liked it, and for this they generously
rewarded me with a npyta kick. I
bent over in pain, but nothing
said.                         
                                
 Confused words rushed through my head
thoughts: “Oh my God... I don’t want to
only 13... I still want to live...
It's too early for me..."                
                                
 7 A shot rang out...         
                                
 My eyes got blurry... After
why a bright spot appeared. I
felt like I was falling on
floor...                          
                                
--------------------------------
                                
 ... Suddenly someone licked my
hand.  I shuddered and opened my eyes
for. I was sitting at home, in kpec-
le, and next to me sat my
the cat vigorously licked my hand.  
                                
 Music was playing on the monitor
                                
 ... Suddenly someone licked my
hand.  I shuddered and opened my eyes
for. I was sitting at home, in kpec-
le, and next to me sat my
the cat intensively licked my hand.  
                                
 Music was playing on the monitor
the malicious inscription glowed:
"MEMORY TEST FAILED. ERROR IN
CARD 0!"  It was that one
the inscription that washed me away -
la, since the memory was complete
ok.                        
                                
 The sun was shining through the window. I pos-
I looked at my watch. It was half-bocbmo-
th.  Slowly coming to my senses, I
started getting ready for the Olympics.   
                                
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 P.S.  All of the above was
based on real facts...