About fishermen - FISHERENS say that...

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              ║ And now the promised section ║
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              ║ ABOUT FISHERMANS ║
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              ║ (jokes, tips, essays) ║    
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                 written by FISHER ILLYA

   
      FISHERMANS say...

...bites yesterday and tomorrow (when WE are not fishing);
...only the rooster pecks in one place;
...if I didn’t know that THIS (fishing) was a pleasure, I would have thought
that THIS is flour;
...if you select all the fish from the Dnieper, you will be left with a bucket of water;
...it didn’t peck, it didn’t peck, and suddenly it stopped taking;
...drunk is the one who fell, a pig licks his face, and he licks it
cannot drive away;
...the fish went on parade (doesn’t bite);
...the fish went to warmer climes (doesn’t bite);
...FISHERMAN sees FISHERMAN from afar;
...There were more fishermen than fish;
...the fish have become so lazy that it is a bummer for them to eat their bait-
ku;
...fish live anywhere but in water;
...when fishing, molecules evaporate from the human body  
alcohol (the fish transfers these molecules into its body) and therefore
they are forced to replenish their supply;
...no Inspector can control their catch as much as
the fish does it;
...by the year 2000, fish will learn to climbtrees;
...fish bite best at the market.


      
      By the way, if you need it, I can run the Beginners section
to the FISHER, where am I, FISHER ILLYA, (that’s why I am FISHER-Russian-FISHER)
I will teach the great art of FISHING. My experience is about 10 years.
The number of fish I caught is about 10,000! So don't doubt it -
Take advantage of my education in this area.
      Write letters as quickly as possible, because... precisely because of this
It's up to us whether the 2nd issue of Our Town will come out, and if it does, how will it come out?
soon.
       We ask FISHERMANS to send me their recipes for cooking
introduction of various fertilizers and baits. Also send jokes about
FISHING, interesting stories, expressions, poems, etc.
       Send (bring) me (free of charge) your catches
(or non-catchable) jigs, bombs, spinners, etc.
    
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