Opinions at the pot - Here it is - the new, super-cool, unique Gorodok newspaper!

Opinions at the pot.
                    

written by Igor M.
edited by FISHER ILLYA

                                            
       Finally, the world will see, and soon hear, something new
the creation of human genius. Here it is - new, super cool,
unique newspaper ┌──┐ ─┐ │┌
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       This newspaper is for everyone, everyone, everyone and more. Crying and vomiting 
chest hair is the one who does not have this wonderful SPECTRUM
and won’t be able to read Our newspaper (he’s just scaring you, because...
the newspaper is copied to literally any computer in the form of a text
file, - approx. FISHER). But nothing. Even among pisishniks there will be
make up legends about her. They (the pissers) will trample their pen-
iums in impotent rage, but even after that their scrap metal did not 
will be able to show them our leaflet. If this newspaper doesn't survive 
millennia, then it will definitely survive centuries. Its creators will be given
monuments and their popularity will overshadow M. Gorbachev, Pope Rome-
skiy and even A. Ponomarev. The creation of "Gorodok" is already covered
but secrets and legends. Sometimes, during riveting, accidents occurred
arbitrary key press. On closer inspection this 
turned out to be “Small, dark ones” (not according to Khazanov). In my room
a brownie settled in pewter, and after Iquarreled with him
didn't let me type anything. Actually, you have to be friends with brownies -
It's calmer that way. But the most important obstacle was this - I even
I remembered the appropriate poetry:                     
                 Sometimes you wake up like a bird                                           
                 A winged spring on edge,
                 And I want to live and work,
                 But by breakfast it goes away.
       You, of course, already guessed that this is the most prosaic
laziness. Beautifully said, and most importantly - accurate. If someone doesn't agree
Sep - I can bet.
       The newspaper, of course, is not ideal now, but that’s okay.
       Bernard Shaw rightly said: "The ideal program is
such a program that even a fool can use it, and only
a fool would want to do that." So read, watch, remember -
those, write out, write down and rewrite. And your thoughts,
wishes, suggestions, interesting stories, etc., send us
(bring it). Use everything that humanity has invented to
give yourself no rest. Even if our newspaper did not cause you any
any thoughts, write (call, come) to us, how can we do these 
bring up the very thoughts and what you would like to see in our newspaper.

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