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[SODOG AND WOODPECKLE]
Today's terrible fairy tale - the last one for the faint of heart
Don't read the paragraph!
a it all started about the same as last time
There the grandfather lived alone, but there is also a grandmother! in general, lived
themselves an elderly married couple, they had no children
they usually had sex on the roof of their
dilapidated house, because it was not flat
riding => it was unrealistic to cum on her.
but they still fucked there because it excited them
extremely (strongly) - especially my grandfather, I’ll say from him
secret, I didn’t stand on the ground anymore (why). a to the roof
as soon as it climbs in, it immediately sticks out like a stake and doesn’t do anything about it
you'll bend!!!
There is a lot of pleasant and incomprehensible things in the world.
In general, they didn’t have children, but they had a dog. dog
understood what a serious problem was tormenting her owners. but
couldn't help. at night she howled at the moon,
looking at the grandfather trying to cum in the grandmother on the roof. and not
maybe.
[ho-o-o-o-o, I realized - he was just afraid of heights!]
well, this is the end of the fairy tale... what are you talking about? start of current
more! In fact, my grandfather saw how the dog was tormented, looking at night
to their efforts, so one terrible day he shoved
the beast into the trunk of his car, and drove far, far away,
for the seven seas and eight something else.
I drove and drove, and when the gasoline almost ran out, I took it and
pushed the animal out of the trunk and drove away and got drunk at home
grief. he certainly didn't like animals, but not the same
degree to takehim into the forest and left to his mercy
fate.
he once in his life allowed himself such a bastard.
what fur? nothing - he sat down on a tree stump and howled very loudly:
oh damn, what the hell to do -toooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
kind of crying.
and here (just) at this time by
a woodpecker flew by, or as I will call it
for kpatkostu, woodpecker. Well, the woodpecker heard the screams and flew away
see what the fuck happened there.
curious, short pretzel
parhaled, and there it was! Well, the woodpecker is all so into it
dog's grief,that he took it and gave her (him) something
like - that he will look after her, feed and water her,
and finally, he says - I’m for you, my dear fur, anyone
I’ll crumble it, do you believe me???
the fur was happy, so he decided to use it and start stupid
a bird, like caught on the word and rabaput (gafkaet):
-waf-waf, let's drink to get to know you, you
you got it! quickly, let's go, then I'll leave.
Well, what should a woodpecker do, he flew off to look for something somewhere,
flew and flew, and suddenly came across a bunch of women who
They brought beer to their husbands (in boxes), and various hemhora snacks
(not enough), well, like there their husbands worked in the field and carried
They took it all with them (for themselves) to devour.
the woodpecker flew off for fur, and rabaput - let me get them right now
I'll distract you, I'll come up with something like that, I'm smart, right?
they will run after me, leave everything, and while I’m there you
distracting, all this is away from the bushesdrag away
fur screams - no question, my feathery (from the word feathers)
friend, I've thought of it, let's get down to business!
The woodpecker flapped its wings and took off from the ground. paletel
in short.
well, women are walking around, chatting about theirs, women's things, smoking
I’ll accept it, damn it, and everything’s fine. harasho. and here in the sky
rumbles (like a clap of thunder): (it's a woodpecker who stole it):
-huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
well, the women just sat down. what is this - no one understood, of course.
Then everyone raised their heads and understood - a talking woodpecker. not
cultural. and the woodpecker is an inventor again for his own:
-huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!
and then he finished, as he began to fall down, like -
I was completely exhausted and exhausted. Whoops, the feathered one swooped down
the brute went into the bushes and fell silent there. women from such a turn
events (who gasped slightly) threw all the bags and
rushed after him, everyone wanted to have one for themselves
a talking miracle of nature.
everyone is looking for the woodpecker, and meanwhile the dog
began to drag it very quickly into the bushes further away
petania products and, importantly, beer. there was a dog
prone to alcoholism. her grandfather sometimes poured it for her
he had no one to drink company with.
a woodpecker slowly crawled out of the bushes and hobbled away,
let the women look for him - he thinks with his empty head. well
he found a bark, and the feast began. well, let's eat,
we drank, conversations started like - do you respect me?
(woodpecker asks)
found what to ask a fool.
fur of course could say that he doesn’t give a damn
his drinking buddy covered with feathers, but he cheated and
said that yes, like, he respects him and living without him is understandable,
can't.
a woodpecker again for his own - duck - says - come on then,
let's fall, let's give the fox a damn, help, like, I'm the one
I can't handle it. In short, that summer she hired two beavers and
they fucking felled a tree in ktopom I had
hollowed out, hollowed out for six months, didn’t sleep for days, and she
You see, the noise made it difficult to sleep at night.
-that's a bastard - the beaver finished his pacckazzz.
well, in short, they ran to the fox's hole and scared it away
with their drunken voices and she ran away from them quickly -
very quickly(away).
at night.
-aaaa, the bastard was scared! - a thought flashed through
empty woodpecker head. and disappeared somewhere. and for this
thank you.
a fox is running, behind it is fur, and on top is a drunken woodpecker, and
mother, mother, eyes sparkle and beak clicks
bloodthirsty, screaming some kind of horror...
and here a man is riding a cart along the road. so sad
something. Probably kicked out of the house. and then he sees the road
A fox runs across, and a skinned dog runs after it.
In short, the fox managed to run across in front of the cart,
and the dog fell right under the wheel. and immediately split up
into two parts.
well, for those who don’t understand, I’ll explain in more detail: one front with
paws and head, and the other back, almost the same, is
In place of the head, a tail grew from it. the tail was very beautiful
and fluffy.
oh, I wish I had one like that! I would cheat on them.
at first the woodpecker didn’t even understand what happened, his beak hit
inertia even clicked for another minute. then closed it and
understood - even though now he had two friends, to call
they can be rear fur and front fur, but somehow
It still became sad.
unpleasant.
a woodpecker attacked a horse in a state of passion, ale -
strong mental excitement and began to peck at her
lobeshnik, caught his clawed paws and became
peck.fiend.
The woodpecker is holding tightly, the horse is all in a panic - what
do something? and the man was not taken aback and grabbed a piece of board
with a big rusty nail. crooked. ran up behind
and hit her hard on the woodpecker, just this time
moment the woodpecker could not restrain himself on the horse's head and fucked himself
down. and hit his head on the ground. hurt. a nail
The big rusty one stuck between the horse's eyes.
it's like the saying - right in the eye!
the horse fell and jerked. will die soon. but the woodpecker
came to life - as soon as he hit the ground, then in his head
everything finally got stuck. he was on
observation simply in the forest psychoneurological
dispensary and nothingthere is no surprise in this.
in general, the last three paragraphs. Better press enter!
the woodpecker took off three hundred meters and dived sharply at the guy
on the head. his beak entered the back of the guy's head at 6
centimeters. while the guy spent half an hour squirming in
death throes (well, he wasn’t scared -
the brain was already dead), the woodpecker, clicking its beak, on katopom
pieces of brains were hanging, flew to the guy's house (and
I somehow found out where he lived!).
he has a family, children... he flew into the door, wiped his beak
on the blanket and screaming “we’re all going to die” and climbed into the stove. type
decided to commit suicide. now he's on his own
I didn’t protect morals and when I felt that it was burning
immediately flew out of the oven and became metazza
apartment. first the blanket he touched caught fire
He wiped his beak, then the curtains. everything happened so quickly
that no one even had time to utter a word. two minors
childrenand his wife burned quickly and painlessly, no one
seemed to suffer.
then (later) when the flame spread to the neighboring house,
it was already more interesting, and it was quite interesting when
the whole village caught fire (well, they were standing very close
to a friend's house).
when the fire engines arrived (after six
hours), then there was no longer a fire.
all's well that ends well.
eternal memory to the woodpecker!
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