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ascii by kRIstOph, text by kRisToph & dREamMan
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You got into a shitty intro of a shitty magazine from shitty ones
authors for a shitty platform on a shitty disk with a shitty
bonus and graphics and music on the outside and crap codes on the inside.
All the texts here are complete crap. And we, the shitty ones
the authors are probably the first shitty authors who openly
shitty admitted that their shit is complete _crap_! If
you don't have our branded crap app - either
kRSToph couldn't find your address anywhere, or you're complete crap!
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: :
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and now more seriously: taking such a risky step
(risky because the reputation is really bad: now
I'll be thought of as a shitty creator)
I was forced to go by life and the desire to create, because...
I'm already a little tired of my Port DJ and decided
take a little rest and present it to you,
reader, something original.
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First, let's say what awaits you in the first issue of Shit:
1. from the creators of crap.
/guess it! By the way, we are announcing a competition: who can guess first
what is this section about, will receive 10 HD discs as a gift/
2. The truth is out there somewhere...
/here you will find information about the most famous contacts
people with aliens.
3. Stop jerking off!
/so that you do not stray from the true path.../
4. Interview with...
/in this issue there is an interview with one ofcrap creators
5. FIDO - rulez!
/help for young FIDO races/
6. Health
/secrets of pumping up muscles/
7. I love this music!
/article from kRIstoPh about the group Prodigy
8. :-) , =:-) , :-))), :-))))))))
/purely LEFT_ jokes and stories/
9. ■REC_lame
0. goes to...
/super modern entry into the diversity of possibilities SPECCY
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shitters:
main idea
DreamMan/freee
Kristoph/SMG^CTL
coded:
dREammAn/free
Edas/SMG^CTL
Steep/X-Team(intro)
texts searched/written:
DreamMan/freee
Kristoph/SMG^CTL
Edas/SMG^CTL
the grad didn't give a shit:
kRIstopH/SMG^CTLLeonardo/SMG^CTL
TeeRay/Extreme
font made:
kRIstopH/SMG^CTL
music:
kRIstopH/SMG^CTL
IronMan/free
MMCM/Sage
X-Man
Justinas/SMG^CTL
Mast/Fatality
ASW/VVG
Eastman/X-Team
MIDISOFT
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In the next issue:1. Specially at the request of our friends
(Ice Di/ЗUMF and Blade/ЗUMF) we will start publishing
rejoice material on the topics: Young mechanic and
10 best culinary recipes.
2. Coding for dummies (Basic Cheva!)...
3. The Adventures of Howard Stern.
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your shitty responses, your shitty
music, your crap graphics and your
crap (literally: as a bonus to
We'll put some shit on the next number
the most famous spektrumists) you can
send to the following addresses:
dREamMan: 236039,Kaliningrad,
pl. Kalinina 21-12
Kozlov Alexey Anatolyevich
kRIstoPh: 236004, Kaliningrad,
Dzerzhinsky passage 6-5
Glushchenko Kirill Sergeevich
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and finally the most important thing
HELLO!
Proxima Cenauri^CTL
Mental Inspiration Unity^CTL
Jeez
Triumph
TechnoLab
Maestro Group Ltd.
X-Team
Eternity Industry
th Dimension
LightFutureGroup
Ascendancy Creative Labs
IronMan
Rainbow Dreams
Inreger
Hard Wave Crew
The Legacy
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| tHe eNd !
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From the creators of Shit - First of all, let’s say what awaits you in the first issue of Shit.
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