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(RUBIC FOR THE UNCONCERNED)
Porn, sir!
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(R)Christopher/SMG^CTL
Hochetsa!..
There are a lot of interesting things on the Internet: news, libraries,
nature photos, chats. So usually confuses the parent
favorite chado, asking for another investment of time on the net.
Multi-year observations of novice Internet users show,
that almost all of them the first two weeks only deal with that
without tired, sleep and rest shake pictures with naked grandmothers
(it’s still at best, sometimesalso with animals or men).
It happens that you come to a friend's computer repair shop. Modem
communicator, network connection, everything is in place. . Looking through it before his eyes
cash, check the screw for the presence of JPG. His face becomes
lilac-purple: !
Many people think that they have connected to the network, and the porn itself is on
screw and leaked. No! Nevermind, we still have to look for it. Yes, through
a couple of days of exhausting and fruitless searches for free
servers, a newcomer begins to pester his friends with all sorts of stupid things
questions. Smiling, blushing and mooing, he crawls towards
enlightened brother. Gestures with his hands, tries to explain,
what he needs. After a couple of months, all the complexes disappear, and he
already freely discusses his findings with friends, showing everyone
in places, how good it was for him and what new things he discovered in women’s
body. Fine!
Is the girl real or virtual?
You can convince me, talk about the advantages of virtual
sex, about its prospects until both have
brain collapse and ectopic pregnancy. But at least finish it.By the way, this is what the local monsters told me about the benefits
:
- Virtual girls don’t fly up.
Oh yes! Just like your VCR. But you fly up
if you are smart enough to give your credit card number or if
try to hack the site and you will get caught.
- They don't need gifts.
Yeah! For those 20-50 bucks a month that you spend on downloading
all sorts of nonsense, you would shower your living friend with flowers. Yes, buy it for yourself
Finally, a couple of cassettes with porn films and calm down.
- There is no evidence left behind like videotapes, phone bills,
paper magazine.
Do you think the backward ancestors were deceived by some cool computer guy?
Just look at your reddened face, bruises under
eyes, shaking hands, a chair stained with strange stains
and everything is immediately clear. I've seen such individuals! Just for them
and came up with unlimited night access, dedicated data, etc.
crap.
No complexes.
If you are worried about complexes, then spend as little time as possible
time at the monitor issolid fake tits and more
nothing. Complexes disappear only in the process of full-fledged living
communication. Well, try, in the end, to change something in yourself,
experiment. For example, try brushing your teeth at least once.
- There is no need to persuade the virtual one, I pressed the button, and she already
no panties.
This is a matter of taste; there are also living ones who do not need to be persuaded. And,
in general, why are you trying to persuade her, let her do better than you
persuades. And removing panties by pressing a button is quite possible
implemented using modern automation. You are ours
Ask the sub-builders. You're walking through the city in the summer, you clicked on
button, and such a boost of energy for the whole day from the thought that now
all girls within a radius of 100 m (range of action of the device) have no
cowards!
- Virtual girls are never capricious.
How capricious they are! You click on the preview, and it tells you: . What would you say if it were real
Did she give this to you in an intimate moment? Yes, and the server can go to
down, the lights will be turned off, the mice will eat the telephone cable, what in life
doesn't happen.
- You can quickly choose a virtual girl to your liking and
sizes.But your taste is kind of strange. And the sizes, whatever one may say,
larger than the monitor screen does not work. And then everything is yours
the dimensions are imagined in your fevered brain, with your hands you do everything
you'll be touching something else!
Portrait of a seasoned man.
Imagine an experienced Internet user. He knows every picture
from the network to the face. He no longer has bruises under his eyes, after many
Over the years there have been calluses. He only speaks if you move him
something heavy. The computer is part of his body, so you can
move on the computer. When there is a power or telephone outage
he goes into suspended animation. The remains of his home may reveal
even the remains of furniture left by parents or ex-wife.
By the way, the remains of his wife can be found nearby. Digestive
the system atrophied at an early age, he usually eats
bread from the 70s baked with dust and its own _CRAP_,
which remains after eating bread. The sight of a naked woman, like
even the most depraved porn scene no longer excites him. He
begins to remember the name of the file in which he saw it, looking at
brave girl. There may be nervous attempts to connect to
her keyboard or mouse,which often end badly
traumas of a young body.
An experienced person's imagination is simply limitless. He's in a matter of seconds
understands what and where is in the picture. The one who saw
Internet porn, understands that it often takes time to understand
photographs (well, at least establish the exact number of photographs taken
people), it takes a lot of time.
We are monitoring the reaction.
Everyone knows how parents react to porn. Amazed eyes
righteous anger, prohibitions, promise to cut cords, serve
a complaint to the sanitary and epidemiological station. Sometimes rare specimens come across
with whom you can even talk about it. Some advanced
ancestors even believe that it is useful (for general development).
If you are spotted, put on an innocent face. An innocent face is needed
train for hours sitting in front of a mirror. Calm, crystal
explain to the shocked ancestor in a clear voice that this
an ultra-group member was sent by those who dream of corrupting your immaculate mind
nasty hackers. And in general this is spam. It is further recommended to translate
topic of conversation on network protocols. You should use like
as many words and abbreviations as are incomprehensible to the ancestor, such as TCP/IP,UNIX, NT, UDP etc. And there is no need to press RESET or pull the cord, this
will have a detrimental effect on the health of your electronic friend. And for
parents don't worry. I once saw a schoolboy on the subway
class 8-10, he teased his mother with a condom taken from
wallet Mom groaned, shook her head, blushed, but this caused
just another bout of euphoria for an angry teenager.
Interesting? Interesting... Interesting!
How do girls feel about porn? - you say
you. But, in fact, it only depends on the girl with what force
she will hide her interest in the pictures. One day I became
an unwitting witness to a strange scene in the basement computer room
company. They sat the girl down at the computer, loaded the viewer and told her
what to press. The porn was selective, something very creepy.
The loading of each picture was accompanied by shouts: “Ugh! Which one
disgusting!>, which delighted the piggy computer
audience. But, nevertheless, the friend continued with interest
look at the pictures.
In general, girls are very inquisitive people. And if im not under pressure
brains have a Puritan upbringing, they are very active and corrosive
show curiosity.
I received a letter from a readerLeshy R. (14 years old). With many
spelling mistakes he talks about his classmate Natasha
Ya, who drew some Chinese heroes in notebooks
cartoon. Lesha managed to find a porn analogue of the cartoon on the Internet, and he
I brought screenshots from it to school on a floppy disk. At a classmate's
Fortunately, there was a computer. The next day Lesha put on a sweater
thicker, anticipating a fight with a classmate. But when a friend
approached him with a question: “Is there anything else
similar?>... In a word, he was somewhat surprised and is still
is in a post-shock state. Lesha R. writes that this
the incident changed his view of things (including excellent students)
fundamentally. “It turns out that excellent students are people too,” writes
Lesha.
Dear Lesha R., I think you will still need a thick sweater,
when will your classmate's dad discover these pictures on
on your work computer. And his daughter will tell him where the children are from.
they take it and what a wonderful student they have in their class
Lesha R.
Epilogue
********Porn, the Internet - it's all extremely interesting. But - mine to you
advice - be more interested in living girls, alive and full-fledged
communication. But a computer with the Internet will not get away from you,
they'll wait. Moreover, such a cool hacker like you has nothing
it's worth starting a cool short-term relationship with some
an excellent student. And then Internet porn will seem like a program to you
. Good luck, man.
(C)Hacker, number #6, Author: Sasha Transcendental
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