> kerixer 1,2,3
Oblomych:
We present to your attention the log
video conference between me and two very
interesting personalities. Well, they didn't have time
they had to write a review on the go
improvise... ;)
As a bonus - a log of the conversation made
after the videoconference.
lamer1 & lamer2:
lamer2: Hello, guys!
lamer1: Yo!
lamer2: So, I’ll immediately explain why we
decided to write to another publication rather than
to ours. The thing is... by the way, you
say hello (and a slap on the head
also) L1, for the fact that he still hasn’t
I finished coding a new shell for Lamergy.
lamer1: Damn it, where will I get it from? Load
kefir in barrels, the Karamazov brothers, here
then I even scroll pixel by pixel
I’ll organize the text there, like Grandfather’s
BOYANa! In!
lamer2: Oh! Well done for reminding... So
so if you are the following text
read it, you will probably notice that
we've gotten a little better... So what?
got better... dairy products
had a positive impact on
our productivity. In the sense
that it’s almost gone! ;))) In short, you have
may ariselegitimate question:
“Why did you get better?” Well, first of all,
the same kefir overdose...
lamer1: And guess where we will celebrate
new year 2012? In which city then
I mean? In Kotlas, you say? Nope.
In Chelly City? It's cold, damn it! Well, well,
more versions! In Barnaul? Cold yes
frost, the man froze on the stove! And not
say the word "Ryazan", we'll go there
We won’t miss a penny: dear ones today
buses went there. Come on guys
SO hard to guess? Well of course we
in Lapland!
lamer2: True, true. We're knocking down now
grandmothers, working in the residence already
Father Moroz1999 himself.
lamer1: Code gifts for everyone.
lamer2: Yeah. He is already there and Vassu as
Snow Maiden took... in short, a new deme
will be done on Forever XIII.
Of course, without our participation, because
We are no longer suitable for more than Gifts.
:)
lamer1: In short, if someone bombs our
a box with questions like “What should I
will they give you for the New Year?", answer you
there will be a big and scary spam filter.
And so things are up to their ears... But what about
ears... Up to the bell
Santa Claus hat...lamer2: Wait, we kind of wanted to talk about this
to talk...
lamer1: Oh, yes! I must admit that after all
spam filter blocks from our
lamerjipochtampta is not all
letters arriving there. Just recently
for example, we received an attachment for
neck... ugh, according to soap an archive with three
toys in the archive. It all starts with
the word "dick". And they end with it.
Dick and dick.
lamer2: Uh-uh! What did I say about jokes
about...
lamer1: Okay, okay. Then you make a speech, once
so smart. :) Otherwise on both of us
there is not enough kefir for everyone
to become intellectuals. :)
lamer2: In short, Keriksers. From first to
third. Such simple toys
logical. From the creator about a hundred
tracks on Spectrum, Jerrsa. :)
Next... (long pause)
lamer1: What's next?
lamer2: The point!
lamer1: Who? Games?
lamer2: Exactly so, dear comrades! I explain
the essence of the game!
lamer1: Heeeeeeh. Well, we have you and Lenin,
however...
lamer2: Where did you learn to act like that? At Itzei,
please?
lamer1: Otherwise!
lamer2: Okay, we digress. So,
imagine: the Congo River and you
you cross itjumping on hippos.
:) Hippos, naturally, are not used to
the pressure of your adventurers
shoe, immediately float to the bottom. And
they don't return to the top! At least
at least on the same hippo twice
it will no longer be possible to stand. So here it is -
the goal of this game...
lamer1: Cross the Congo River?
lamer2: No, jump over all the hippos without
exceptions and then safely
drown in the next level.
lamer1: Yes, sir, you have a humane toy in your
appeared in my head.
lamer2: So this is just so people understand that
there you have to do it, otherwise there will be squares,
squares...
lamer1: By the way, don’t look at ours now
nicknames... And in general, forget about
them, because the first part is like real
gamer, I completed it in about an hour
two. I pressed the restart button exactly
sixteen times. Yes, I did.
lamer2: And I am the second Kerikser, by the way, in three
hours with twenty-five restarts. :)
lamer1: Hee hee, hammer. You deserve yours
the title of cool lamer and a bald spot to boot!
lamer2: Thank you.
lamer1: But our dear father, Macros, third
I tried to finish off part of it at the same time...
Beat us all in record time
in one hour!lamer2: Maybe the game is short?
lamer1: No, it’s quite a walk there...
Just a creative person himself
you see, MSF, everything's going on...
lamer2: Really? I thought this was normal
pass people with mathematical
mindset... Although, wait a minute. He and
coder too, right? Here's a shell for us
did.
lamer1: It would be better to make another MSF then, she-
to God. If there was something to read, you would like us
didn't know. :)
lamer2: In my opinion, it would be better if I didn’t do it, but what
What would WE do without the shell?
lamer1: So, let's finish with the Macro, let's do it
a small announcement... Lamer and I
we will make sets of cards for all three
parts of this most exciting game!
lamer2: Yeah, exactly. :)
lamer1: The levels will be inspired by many things
famous patterns from Ukrainian
embroidered shirts and Petrykivka painting.
Maybe also demo skrju, who
with a cube. And also their third
Screaming. The levels will be quite passable
it’s difficult, but if we release it, it’ll be 100
We can guarantee you percent that
that we completed all 355 levels with a cheat
and 85% - which is somehow without a cheat
managed. In short, due to the lack
fresh Lamerji, it will beexcellent
gift for the New Year!
lamer2: On to the next one.
lamer1: In the meantime, we’ll take our leave and
Congratulations to all CIS!
[half an hour later, on ICQ]
l1> damn, why is this in my teletext for the CIS
is that?
l2> Where?
l1> well, at the end
l1> for this we take our leave and congratulate all the CIS
l1> maybe everyone from the CIS?
l1> or are we congratulating snow there?
l1> for coming
l2> Moron
l1> why are you calling me names right away?!
l2> “Happy New Year” was written there.
l2> Teletext is moving slowly!
l2> So they made us redundant...
l2> goats.
l1> what's real?
l1> aaaaaaaaa
l1> really
l1>XD
P. S.: To nerds and fans of PC remakes
I recommend looking for a similar game, Kotobuki/
Panel De Multi. Bonuses type bells and whistles included,
but the level editor is not. :(
>fundamentally loathsome
Oblomych:
Strange story... so strange that
I just want to understand how this happened?
Why? And why? The answers to this question I
I'll never find it again. And is it worth it...
I don't know if robots can live, but that's it
started with a robotics genius
decided to create a servant girl for himself. And he created it. And
He gave her a name - Fantômas. But the role of a servant is not for her
I was able to try it on myself. More like the role of a daughter
loving fatherwhich she actually doesn't have
it was. Once upon a time there lived only a creator - that’s all.
It is completely unclear how this robot ended up on
forest edge, and half naked, from a point
from the perspective of an ordinary person, the view, if that’s possible
name the state in which you do not wear anything,
except for high heels. It's not clear how
local fauna responded to the invasion
Fantomas negatively. Maybe she understood that
the presence of a completely naked girl (although,
rather, “girls” in quotes) in the forest is a phenomenon
extremely undesirable? Be that as it may, the robot
had to defend ourselves from the local fauna with all
possible ways, including built-in
a blaster designed specifically for self-defense. And those
birds that could not be shot down, mercilessly
tore apart everything that was hidden under the silicone
shell. Because of this, more than once Fantômas
self-destruction transformed into a tombstone
stone...
Or maybe everything happened only because she
the owner sent his "daughter" a little
earn extra money? After all, it does rain money
only once every ten thousand years...
Hiding at the station, Fantômas just as intensely
resisted local security robots, that's all
while collecting the fruits of the golden rain. It's unclear what
she needed it there. It is no less clear how she got there
to the processing conveyor. Maybe in a clean way
accident, or maybe some one wanted to tear her apart
then evilgenius? But if this is so, then why?
All in all, a strange tale. Literally I already have it
I will never retell it. And where is the hint in it,
what... And there is no end to it, and we are unlikely to know,
How exactly did all this madness end...
Or maybe it’s always like this in retrogaming: the main thing
not the plot, but the game itself?
P. S.: Educational program for dummies: in fact, the first
part was released in 1992, but
there was actually a series about an artificial nudist
started only with a light hand Computer Emuzone
(CEZ), which released the remake
Phantomasa v.1, and a couple more parts, already under
label The Mojon Twins. The third part, in contrast
from the first two, released in the dizzy genre
adventure game, was reincarnated as
platformer in which the heroine's body is no longer
limited to an 18x18 square, now it
depicted in full height.
P. P. S.: Well, the game is a bit short. Just four
level. And therefore, without any
replay value: you can complete everything in 15 minutes.
Graphics are ok, but compared to Fantomasa
2, no longer shines at all. Shiru for the track at the beginning -
respect. The engine could be better, if only because
a glitch that sometimes causes Fantômas' legs
get stuck in a stone. The environment design is pretty
non-standard (and I’m talking specifically about the external
form, and not about the structure of levels). Take at least
splash screen with the inscription "Press any key":when I
first time I saw it, I thought it was skrju
released a new demo, slightly shifted from
noise towards abstract art. :)
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