Game review - azzurro 8-bit jam.

> azzurro 8-bit jam                             

Oblomych:                                         

  Eh, what kind of fast rider doesn’t like
“Russian”... However, he will have to drink it
as fast as driving, and drinking
not necessarily in its pure form.  Well there, maybe
There will be abc, lemon juice, ice, in short - everything,
which is inherent in a real cocktail.

  Well, gentlemen, I can say with confidence that
we are dealing with First-Person Shooter for the first time with
closely related to alcohol topics.  How is it
"not FPS"?! Well, you can see your own hands below
screen, isn't it an FPS attribute? Attribute, but of course!
There is only one weapon, but it does exist, and it does not depend on
some shooting characteristics, but on skill
player to use it correctly and ON TIME -
reaction and speed of drinking, plus not sickly
stomach capacity, which is available only in
the real Mednonogov. :) Well, or everyone
self-respecting member of already disbanded (and
drunk ;)) Ellipse and Freeart.  At the guy's
Chasm too.

  And even then, tell me how it’s possible, bulging
a hundred glasses, another "stay afloat," and more
at the same time respond VERY quickly to
what's happening?

  There are only two enemies, but they will interfere
throughout the entire process - dry land (slowly, but
truly pressing on the throat) and the local bartender (quickly
and mercilessly putting cocktails on the counter).Ready to face these two problems at once?

  If so, then the first commandment of the Azzurro resident
Rock Pub - don't drink everything! In case of violation
order of drinking cocktails according to the scheme
which is currently the most optimal for
your body, your hands will begin to shake, before
everything will float with your eyes, and the bartender, having furnished
flasks all over the bar, starts giggling,
like the dog from Duck Hunt...

  Second commandment: if you can’t drink it all,
pass the glass to someone else.  Fortunately, near the bar
there will always be a couple of onlookers who don't
just obediently enjoying the spectacle, and
always ready to take a hundred grams for someone else's
account. By the way, there is an incentive to pass:
last level, 4-F (third symbol here
stands for feminida, probably)
offers drinking partners... ahem,
Sorry, partners.   So, he offers
recognized world champions in consumption
champagne inside. Very, very beautiful
can be detrimental to performance
player. Although, as an option, you can make it easier for yourself
life by simply pausing the game and doing
screenshot so as not to stare at the girls again.

  And cool graphics and music help us in this matter
They will only help and encourage you. Speaking of graphics...
fellow bartender also likes to distract attention
player, without pouring anything to him, butwhy-
then grabbing an electric guitar, putting it on
white masks and instantly transforming your
T-shirt with ARP logo on T-shirt with inscription
"Iron Maiden" It's like that, panimash.

  And before you gentlemen accept the challenge,
remember one more thing. The last one.  Although... not
It’s worth reminding: after all, the Ministry of Health already
I warned you once again...