Introduction - In our newspaper you can find all sorts of funny and not so funny stories and incidents.

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 Hello everyone!!! Now you are reading the second issue of our newspaper
with the strange name "BRED". I hope you like the first issue -
curled up, whoever doesn’t, it’s better not to read.
 In our newspaper you can find all sorts of cool and not so cool 
rhymes, stories and incidents, that's why the newspaper is called "BRED".

 P.S.  If you have not yet pressed the "RESET" button, then read on.

 P.P.S.  They laugh only after the word SHOVEL.

SHOVEL, SHOVEL, SHOVEL, SHOVEL, SHOVEL, SHOVEL, SHOVEL, SHOVEL,
SHOVEL, SHOVEL, SHOVEL, SHOVEL, SHOVEL, SHOVEL, SHOVEL, SHOVEL;
TWO SHOVELS; THREE SHOVELS; FOUR SHOVELS; FIVE SHOVELS; SIX SHOVELS;
SEVEN SHOVELS; EIGHT SHOVEL; NINE SHOVELS; TEN SHOVEL ETC.

  And now I’ll tell you a story, is it true or not?
          It's up to you, because... They told it to me myself.

   It was evening, it was already dark outside.
So that's it. One guy came to his girlfriend’s dorm and
suddenly she needed to step away for a while. She asked for her
the guy wait for her in the room, and she left and turned off the light in
room so that no one would think that there is someone there.
This guy was sitting, sitting, and the girl was still not there, he wanted...
went to the toilet, he wanted to take a shit (sorry for the vagueness -verbal word), he tried the door, it was locked, he wanted to turn it on
light, but I couldn’t find a switch, but I just want to shit. Well I found it
this guy laid a newspaper in the middle of the room and shit on it,
I wrapped it all up and threw it out the window. He sat down, which means he's on
bed and feels that the smell remains. He began to look
some perfume to get rid of the smell in the room and
I found a bottle on the shelf and sniffed it, it seemed to contain alcohol. splashed
he spread its contents around the room, poured it on the bed and smeared it with this
liquid on the face and hands, and the room was dark, like nothing
was not visible. This guy began to wait further for the girl.
After some time, his girlfriend came and saw him sitting
on the bed of his BOY, all smeared with brilliant green, and in 
window, what he was trying to do flows down the mosquito net 
throw it out the window.

                                                      Ironman