You asked - Why do old maids wear black skirts? - So as not to expose the film.

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      Why do old maids wear black skirts?
      - So as not to expose the film.
      
      When will there be world famine?
      - When the Chinese start eating with forks.
      
      Will there be a new world war?
      - There will be no war, but there will be such a struggle for peace,
      that no stone will be left unturned.
      
      How to protect a boa from hair loss 
      - We don’t know what a boa is, but we can guess.
      We recommend not to ride a horse, bike,
      and also do not wash with a hard washcloth.
      
      Does a woman have the gift of satisfying a man?
      - Possesses it, but not for nothing.
      
      What is a decent woman, and what is a slut?
      - A slut is a lonely woman who yearns and
      goes to bed alone, but a decent woman loves order, today
      one, and tomorrow another.
      
      What's the difference between a statue and a woman?
      - The statue first falls and then breaks, the woman does the opposite.
      
      Why does a rooster sing all his life?
      - Because he has many wives and not a single mother-in-law.
      
      Can a dog have a heart attack?
      - Maybe if human conditions are created for her.Is there life on Mars?
      - Not either.                       
      
      What is salary?
      - The same as menstruation: You wait a month, but in three days
      ends.
      
       Where do all diseases come from?
      - All diseases are from nerves, only syphilis from pleasure.
      
      What is criticism from below?
        -If you can't, get off.
        
      What is the most valuable thing in human milk?
      - Tara.
      
       Can a man have a hundred women in one night?
      - Maybe if the night is polar.

					  	        Ironman