Horrors of production - Only one part did not pass the quality control inspection - Someone's hand was imprinted on it.

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                    ║ HORROR OF PRODUCTION ╠═╗
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              Worker Petrov worked on the press,
              I was thinking about rest - after all, tomorrow is Saturday.
              Only one part did not pass the quality control department -
              Someone's hand was imprinted on it.

              The engine was removed from the machine using a crane.
              His hand on the button was shaking from a hangover.
              But my finger accidentally pressed the button,
              The worker under the crane did not catch the engine.

              The adjuster Petrovich was tinkering with the machine,
              Trainee Izymbayev quietly crept up.
              Petrovich will never
              He won't let go of his wires.

              The worker decided to sharpen the chisel,
              But apparently they forgot to teach him.
              A sad lesson for him and for you -
              A red-hot chisel stuck between the eyes.

              The foundry worker poured metal into molds,
              But it doesn’t happen to anyone - he stumbled, fell...
              The mold was filled with hot metal,
              And the uncle became a bronze statue.

              The worker at the press was cutting off the sheets,
              Yes, I didn’t remove my hands in time...
              Now on the arms instead of a pair of hands
              Perfect slices of bone stick out.

              Worker on a comb stampsculpted
              But he once forgot to remove his hand...
              The comb stuck to my hand forever,  
              But it’s good - there’s no need for a comb!

              The driver in the car was steering through the workshop,
              But before that, he poured it down his throat.
              Then he stood in the garage for a long time,
              Knocking brains off the wheel with a boot.

              A worker fell into boiling water
              It was very hot.
              Salted and peppered -
              The result was Kharcho soup.
       
					  	       Ironman