───────────────────────── ─────────────────── ──────────────────── ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ Humor ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ───────────────────────── ─────────────────── ──────────────────── Today I have a couple in stock funny jokes. A fox runs through the forest and screams: -The tax police have arrived in the forest! The hedgehog is rolling: -Why are you screaming, fox, why are you afraid? Fox: -The tax office has arrived, and I’m in furs, dad is in furs, mom in furs! And the hedgehog ran through the forest shouting: -The tax office has arrived! A giraffe is walking, the hedgehog continues to scream: -The tax office has arrived, I’m on pins and needles, my mother is the needle, daddy on the needle... The giraffe will run and scream at the top of his lungs: -Tax, tax! Monkey from a branch: -Why are you yelling, giraffe, why are you afraid? Giraffe: -Oh, they’ll take me away! I’m higher than the roof, my mother is higher rooftops, dad is above the rooftops... Hearing this, the monkey also began to shout: -Tax! Tax! Then she thought and said: -Why am I afraid?! I’m naked ass, mom with a bare ass, dad with a naked ass... *************** At the anatomy exam. Professor: -What kind of organ is this? Student: -Liver. Professor: - That's right. But not the liver, but the liver. A what kind of organ is this? Student: -Drake... ************** Half past midnight. no transport walks. The company stops on the highway car: -Can you take me to the city for a thousand? -What are you guys doing? -And for three or four? -Well, that’s another matter! When it's time to pay, the best man turns to the company. One of the guys: -Three-four! Everyone: “Thank you!” ************** The “new Belarusian” is coming to the funeral bureau and says: - Make me a coffin two by two meters! - Why do you need such a big one? - I want to lie down like this, I want to lie down like this... ************** A biker rushes through the city on motorcycle. I smoked weed, almost nothing thinks. Thinks: “Right now, damn it traffic cops will ask: “Why do you have eyes? red? Are you stoned?!", and I tell them: "No It's blown by the wind!" A traffic cop stops and asks: - Why are the eyes red? Was it blown by the wind? - No, I'm stoned... ************** How many times have I told you not to I collected empty bottles from the doorways.Vovochka: - And before you said, always clean up after yourself
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