danya - moral monster v2.o

[.] danya

Are you a moral monster? v. 2.0

 Happiness Corporation
In our country it was very difficult not to turn into a moral
freak.   For example, I grew up five kilometers from
Leningrad Nuclear Power Plant and northwestern
nuclear waste repository, got acquainted with life through the creepy,
the insanely unhealthy fairy tales of Hans Christian Andersen and
psychedelic magazine "Murzilka", and in kindergarten
the teachers forced me sixty times a day
repeat the phrase “Vladimir Ilyich Lenin is our leader and teacher!”
The school also had a hard time with its ungreased gears.
according to the soft child's psyche. In first grade with the teacher
we bawled a song about the brave pioneer Tanya: “They burned her
lips, tore hair!  Tanya didn’t tell them anything, only the Germans
spat in my eyes!" In the seventh - we got acquainted with the masterpieces of Russian
literature telling about students who waste their time
old women with axes, and then go to their prostitute friends
chat about life. Well, you yourself know everything perfectly well what I
I'm rambling here.  Massive moral degradation is obvious: if
Alla Pugacheva used to sing about “A Million Scarlet Roses,” but now sheI prefer songs about a young girl whom some lustful
the goat got caught for taking an ecstasy pill. This despite the fact that her respected
husband, with a chemical sparkle in his eyes, literally glows
euphoria at all his concerts. Well then, most respected hacker
reality, the result of precisely this cultural heritage you and
see monthly on the body pages.  Match the era! A
The satanic fairy tales of Andersen and the Brothers Grimm must be banned!
Just ban it!

How do you see the world of the future? Let's say in 200-300 years...
1.  By that time, people will have created a highly spiritual civilization, where
there will be no place for violence and social injustice.
All wars will stop, people will live in peace with each other and
nature.   And super-light spaceships will reach
distant stars, where we will meet representatives of friendly
alien civilizations that will accept humanity as equals
to the Great Space Confederation. - 0 points.
2. Oil reserves will run out, we will cut down the forests, the seas and oceans will be clogged
toxic waste, and we ourselves will take a break from radiation sickness
and skin cancer.  This is, of course, if they don’t finish us off first.
some alien snot with acid instead of blood. - 3
points.
3. The world of the future will be covered with a four-meter layer of shit and
radioactive ash... - 5 points.
4.Positronic robots will finally destroy the human race
civilization and will live in happiness and harmony, striving
to comprehend the eternal mystery of existence. - 9 points.

What phrase usually ended fairy tales that in childhood
did dad tell you?
1. “And they began to live and live well and make good things...” - 0 points.
2. “Alyonushka cried and cried for her brother Ivanushka, and then she went
into the river and drowned herself..." - 2 points.
3. "Since then, every night from a spot on the wall of an abandoned
The Black Hand crawled out of the house and flew to strangle the sleeping children." - 5
points.
4. "And then the vile, dirty homeless people dismembered the little one,
stray dog, devoured his entrails and sucked him out of his paws
bone marrow..." - 12 points.
5. “Remember the main thing, good fellow,” said Baba Yaga, “In
initialization sections, in addition to filling the working vector,
You should also install a multiplex interrupt handler!"
- 17 points.

What do you usually use to make a fire in nature?
1.   Birch bark and brushwood are the assistants of the present
Boy Scout! - 0 points.
2. Heh, you would know how well the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation burns and
Declaration of Human Rights... - 3 points.
3. Virgin tibia, drenched in bloodsix
Christian babies, itself flares up on the full moon if it
put it on the grave of the cursed witch and read the spell,
summoning the supreme demon Set... - 10 points.

Imagine that you invited someone you like to your home
a young girl.  She's a virgin and that's your second
date. So, your actions:
1.  I will give her tea, introduce her to her mother and show her our family
photographs. - 0 points.
2. Heh, not a single girl can resist my charm. Of course
I will try to seduce her. - 1 point.
3. I'll give her vodka until she loses consciousness and have sex in style
"minimal techno".  - 5 points.
4. I’ll add five or six doses of horse pathogen to the girl’s glass,
and then I will invite all my friends and acquaintances to abuse her.
I myself will film this whole thing on camera so that I can sell it later.
film for crazy money to some illegal bourgeois
porn site... - 8 points.

Who do you think Danya Shepovalov is?
1. Moral monster! - 0 points.
2. Equivalent to cosmic energy. - 2 points
3. Infidel, do not dare to pronounce the name of Himself out loud!  For
His mercy is limitless, and His wisdom is inexhaustible. No, no
will pass us byFirst Shock Wave! - 5 points.
4. Heh, who the hell did this adept of eggs and magic give in to? - 11 points.
5. Danya Shepovalov is me... - 20 points.

What do you think is the best way to get rid of
nasty grannies with carts?
1.  Dirty bastard, how could you say that?
abomination!!! - 0 points.
2. It is necessary to forcibly implant special chips into the grandmothers’ skulls,
connected to detonators that are activated after
the old woman reaches 70 years of age.  There will be a chip
scan the state of the body and immediately initiates an explosion, like
will only record that the grandmother has driven her ugly
trolley on wheels. - 2 points.
3. AAGRRRRR!!! Give me a baseball bat quickly! - 4 points.
4. It is necessary to announce on radio "Mayak" that we will only leave alive
that granny who will kill everyone else. - 10 points.

Have you ever lost your temper with anger and irritation?
1.  No, of course - I always try to control myself. B
After all, we live in a society, we need to respect other people. -
0 points.
2. Yeah, damn it, after that party at the Tunnel. I'm going to
metro, and there are all these vile alcoholics with distorted faces;
sweaty, fat, enormous women and othersdisgusting freaks with faces
earthy color.  Why didn't I have it with me then?
chainsaws: to chop with a scream at the hands clinging to the handrails,
turn everything into bloody mincemeat! - 4 points.
3. In general, I think that it is necessary to establish a law according to which
every person will have the right to shoot once in his life
hit someone in the back of the head with a Magnum. Then people would become much more
communicate more politely with each other... - 7 points.

Which song are spinning in your head right now?
1.  "I have happiness, I'll give it to you... I'll give you half
him..." - 0 points.
2. “I have nothing... Because I have nothing...” - 2 points.
3. "Across the tundra, along the railway... where the train runs
Vorkuta-Leningrad..." - 3 points.
4. "Mazafakas are so ni-i-ice! Suck my d*ck... Kiss my ass!
Frank! Frank! Frank Sinatra..." - 5 points.
5. "Lenin's pa-ar-tiya, people's power, us to triumph
com-muni-zma leads!” - 10 points.

Above your bed there is a poster with the inscription:
1. "Jesus loves you!" - 0 points.
2. "Achievements in chemistry - to life!" - 3 points.
3. "Prisoner, remember: good behavior is your closest
path to early release! - 5 points.
4. "SAVE THE PLANET - KILL YOURSELF!" - 14 points.

How many parts do you usuallydo you dismember corpses?
1. What??? - 0 points.
2. For six, of course, is there any other way? -2 points.
3. This is a woman's job!  A real man should only eat
the heart of a killed enemy, having previously ripped it out of his chest! - 7
points.
4. You dismember... ugh, how rude!  At my house, by the way,
there is a tank with concentrated hydrochloric acid... - 8 points

You most often use the following words in conversation:
1. Work, family, big laundry - 0 points.
2. Blood, hatred, shit, sperm - 2 points.
3. Throw in, coke, orgy, overdose - 7 points.
4. Politics, oligarchs, president, faction - 10 points.
5. Plato, Nietzsche, transcendental, robotics - 21 points.

RESULTS

0 points: Rope and soap are sold at the hardware store for
angle...

1 - 80 points: You have a strong moral core inside you: you
you will never allow yourself to fart in front of a lady or to score
a joint with dope in front of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation. But with
There is no longer a slippery slope of moral decay for you, my friend.
collapse: it's a fact!

81 -190 points: As a child, you witnessed a homeless person
a drunkard raped a small, tame hamster - this is an event and
became the reason for your moral decline. Yes, you are a pimp and
pushernecrophiliac porn.  However, once a month you
you take out from the hiding place a video cassette with a recording of the film "Guest from
future" and cry because you are unable to contain your
unrequited love for Alisa Selezneva...

190 - 259 points: Rope and soap are sold at the hardware store
store around the corner...
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