[.] lynx.. ... .
Halibut miles across Texas.
Or the Spectrum scene in Yekaterinburg, etc.
Or how it doesn’t exist!
Or the nuts are coming back!
It’s a good idea to start by telling us what prompted us to
another schizophrenic act. The fact is that on Tavatui
Open Air "PROJECT 47" was supposed to take place in which
My project "J!ZzZ" participated as DJ's playing GOA. From
quite a decent number of people would go to our city
as both simple comatose and djs.
But the point is that this stinking OPNR was moved. First
the idea came up to go to OPENAIR, which took place in Chelyab at the same
day. On some kind of fault... They broke off - the bus was packed
completely, but driving empty was dangerous. You could just
get to the wrong place and get screwed!
Onset of global schizophrenia:
Lynx: Well, Pahan, shall we go to Chelyaba?
PFK: Why, have you moved away or something?
Lynx: What the hell should I do?
PFK: Let's go to Lake Shartash!
Lynx: They'll screw us over there, they'll steal our money...
PFK: WHO?
We went to Lake Shartash, like swimming... In general, we took
lavender and went to the lake. Almost the entire crowd is on the tram
got out and headed towards this lake.
“HAVE A PLEASANT VACATION, GENTLEMEN PASSENGERS,” said the asshole,
who drove the tram.
“Crazy, bastard,” said PFK.
Came toshore, there was a crowd there, but there was room.
Some old guys, young guys and all sorts of girls
We hung out on this beach. Someone was swimming, and someone was getting a charge
ultraviolet rays. We decided to join this
not a bad company, because cultural program scheduled for this
a wonderful Saturday day did not take place. Taking beer we sharpened
and sharpened and sharpened and floated and sharpened and sharpened and sharpened.
Having sharpened ourselves, we walked across Texas... It turned out to be Texas
highway from Shartash to the Blue Stones microdistrict, where PFK lives.
And we went there because... In the evening we planned to go to the village
MONDULINO (aka KAMYSHEVO), where my summer cottage is located. We walked
1.5 hours.
Taking the necessary money from Pavel’s place of permanent residence
Ignatyevich (I’m kidding, what’s his name, I don’t know), we
headed to the station with the very rare name SHARTASH, expect
train traveling in the direction of the city of Kamensk-Uralsky, next to
which is my summer cottage plot.
But the funny thing is that we didn’t pay the money we borrowed for travel.
and 41 km. we were dropped off from the city by the controllers we wanted
break into the chikalok at the very 112. Having got out at the station and knowing that
the next electron will be only in 4.5 hours, we decided to go
onto the track and hitchhike the car. Just went to the wrong place
side. In general, having almost gotten lost and making a detour to5-7 km. we still went out - first to the railway crossing, and then to
track. CUTS! These sons of bitches kept on cheating and molting.
Without steaming the car, we trudged in the opposite direction with two
2l. beer battles and celebrated with a glass every 100 m.
In general, I had to go by electron. Having reached the destination we need
station, we left...
“Che, steam the car”...
I pull out a pack of wild cards and holding it in one hand, I hover with the other
wheelbarrow Some broken-down moskidon immediately stops.
What, can I give you a lift to Golovyrino?
"Otherwise!"
We arrived at my dacha... Hmmmm... I went straight to plug it in. A
The next day, schizophrenia began. I crawled out of the house
Utreganki with half a chalk. The godfather has already driven on reconnaissance to the pier, where
It's the village fagots diving.
"Let's go swimming?"
Yeah... First we went to the store, grabbed a few beers there and snuck around
him in burdocks, then they returned to my dacha and took mattresses,
on which all sorts of idiots swim.
In general, we sit on mattresses on the shore and sharpen beer, sharpen, sharpen.
Pfk: "We fucking sit and drink beer like white people, and these fagots
The villagers are standing and yowling... Fucking chmyryugs!"
Then, having lost our guts, we decided to swim to the island,
which is in the middle of the river. They swam, then came back,
They reached into their pockets for whitefish. And there is no whitefish, no money.
“Who, bitch, stole from us?” - We ask the village fagots.
“We don’t know, we ourselves are PROUD,Give it to the cat."
In general, we sailed a second time. And there, damn... There was a swim somewhere
at 600 meters. We decided to land on the other side. Here. And there's water
settled, and all the crap that was at the bottom became the shore. And here we are
over this shit, getting stuck in it from the waist up, dirty as bastards,
got out onto the road. Talk about the reaction of local residents
optional. Two niggas walk with mattresses under their arms and argue
Russian obscenities. I remember this crap for a long time...
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But now I’ll tell you what we are doing.
In addition to the Spectrum (I talked about how we do it above),
I am involved in electronic music in the form of the J!ZzZ project (comprised
which includes, besides me, Gloomer and Stas). Musical
style - Electro, goa, breakbeat. Performed in clubs (if
this tells you something) - HATCH, AUTOBAN, CLONE, GARAGE,
D'barcadr, at the 1st Ural electronic music festival SLON
2002, at OPENAIR PROJECT 47 in the center of Yekaterinburg. Recently
released on home label. That's how things are.
The Employer (aka EmP^A1C) is shitting himself. Got some
dude, drinks beer and works at work. That's all there is to it
you can say. I went head over heels into virtuality. In short, I became
unreal substance.
Our zxnet NEC Sergey Kovinov left his old job and
covered the 24-hourhub. Right now the gate is going the old fashioned way, through
IUC. It was previously carried out by Bondarenko, and now by Costa Pilnik.
The author of Fantastic, Alexander Smirnov, seems to still be working.
But the results are not visible yet. I don’t even remember about the rest..
That's how it all sucks, although there are people who still need something
interesting. They even wrote an emulator for everyone’s favorite Quorum, though
based on Unreal Speccy. But this is already a step forward.
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