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BABY NE DAYUT: CRAZY GIRL
Act one.
"Central", second floor. Wrecker sells compacts.
Necromancer and Wrecker's acquaintance named Manowar stand nearby and
talk with Wrecker about life and poor women. From the Necromancer
there is a bottle of Kozel beer in his backpack - he received it as a reward for
successfully reinstalled Windows. From behind you can hear the cry of "Cradle of
Filth!", laughter is heard and two half-punk girls appear.
Necromancer: they don't! I’m telling you for sure, they don’t!
Wrecker: catch up, check!
Manovar: would you give it to yourself if you could show your face in the mirror?
did you see?
Necromancer makes a worried face. Necromancer corrects
scarf. Necromancer looks around.
The conversation continues. The Gerlitz are returning. To the counter
Crazy Girl comes up and starts looking at the videotapes.
Necromancer: girl, what interests you?
Manowar shoves the Necromancer in the side.
Crazy Girl (scared): Ah... Ah...
Crazy Girl turns away and runs away.
Necromancer (shouts after): yes, we have AA! 8500!
Girl, come back!
Manowar andWrecker neighs like horses. Crazy girl with her friend
(holding a loaf of bread and a bottle of Fanta) quickly pass by,
choking with laughter and disappear.
Necromancer: listen, Wrecker, but really drink beer!
See, they have money! If I want, they will get me drunk!
Wrecker (grunts): well, well!
Crazy Girl appears again, only with a different friend.
Laughing, they disappear through another exit. Necromancer again
adjusts his scarf and puffs himself up.
Necromancer: are they really that?
Crazy Girl appears again with her friend.
Wrecker: she probably wants to buy half the store...
Necromancer: she's kind of crazy...
Wrecker: name some trunks!
Necromancer (tenses): psi... uh... hairdryer...
amitriptyline!
Wrecker: the wheels are full and they are sticking out!
Necromancer (thinks): Pash, but amitriptyline is
antidepressant... The woman is sticking out from someone else, I forgot, damn it...
Crazy Girl's friend approaches the counter.
Girlfriend: where is this crazy girl? I won't take her home!
Crazy Girl approaches with bottles of beer. Necromancer looks
for beer.
Necromancer: I remembered! Pervitin! This is what makes women stick out!
Crazy Girl (addressing her friend): who did I buy this for?
bottle? You?
Necromancer (takes away the bottle): me! Thank you!
Crazy Girl (makes a dissatisfied face): what the hell is this?!
Necromancer(pulls it out of a pocket on his backpack
Crazy Girl lighter): what about homework? and mom doesn’t swear
will it be?
Everyone laughs. Manowar glances sideways at his friend Crazy Girl.
Wrecker also turns out to be an unpleasant bitch. Girls meet
Manovar and Necromancer and drag them down. Wrecker stays behind
counter and sits wearing glasses and a cap.
Act two.
"Central". First floor. A bunch of girls and a couple of locals
alcoholics. Crazy Girl runs back and forth, saying hello to her
too many acquaintances.
First girl (looks at the Necromancer with interest): well,
stupid!
Second girl (looks at the first girl with interest): but
there is someone to deceive... the main thing is that she doesn’t screw herself up, otherwise
where will she go next...
First girl: well, yes, she probably doesn’t need much anymore.
Necromancer meets girls, immediately forgetting their names.
Crazy Girl buys beer for everyone. They drink beer. Crazy Girl buys
more beer. They drink beer. Crazy Girl buys mulled wine. Drinks
mulled wine, gives it to the public to try - everyone makes faces (because
it tastes like a warmed cap). Fit hairy
guy in a hat.
Hairy: Max, hello!
Necromancer (trying to remember who it is): well, yeah...
Crazy Girl pushes the hairy guy away and stands nearNecromancer. Hairy pushes Crazy Girl. Miraculously holding on
on his feet, Crazy Girl tries to pull his hat off the hairy man.
Necromancer makes eyes at Crazy Girl. Crazy Girl laughs.
Necromancer: this is a drunken brawl!
Crazy Girl: Do you like Cradle of Filth, handsome? I
I love Dimmu Borgir...
Crazy Girl (raises her leg): how do you like it?
Necromancer: Of course! I've always loved women's feet!
Everyone laughs.
Crazy Girl (frowning): I'm talking about the badge! Immortal!
Necromancer with a smart look looks closely and sees what's on
Crazy Girl actually has an Immortal pin pinned to her leg. All
laugh.
Hairy (quietly): Max, let's get some girls for the ink...
Necromancer: girls, does anyone drink ink?
Girls (in unison): I'm drinking!
Everyone looks at Crazy Girl. She slows down and gets out of
pocket a mountain of money. Then he hides it back.
Crazy Girl (looks at Necromancer): I don’t want to!
Everyone is unhappy.
Necromancer (makes a cute face after squinting
in the mirror hanging on the wall): what are you like, like a little girl? A
what about Dimmu Borgir?
There is a revival. Girls throw off change, hairy
goes with them to get ink. Some appear and disappear
alcoholics. Soon the company is restored, adding
two more alconauts are students. Everyone goes out to drink alcohol.
Act three.
Entrance. The company is located between floors where there is no
light. In the background there is a decoration in the form of a drunk ass Seth (not
the one you were thinking about). They drink Vasilisa ink. Getting acquainted.
One of the students turns out to be a student at an aviation college -
surprisingly similar to Misha Brom. Everyone is talking about their own things.
Necromancer sits on the windowsill. Crazy Girl approaches him.
Looks at the Necromancer.
Necromancer: you're going to make a hole in me!
Crazy Girl: maybe I like you? Maybe I
admiring?
Necromancer: as many as you like!
Crazy Girl (snuggles up to the Necromancer): you’re beautiful!
Necromancer: I know.
Student (mutters to himself, clenches his fists): fuck, these
fagots broke my fucking nose four times! Now I'm fucking yours
mother, I sniff like a fucking teapot. They're just fucking in the mouth
They attacked me and broke my nose four times. Fuck your mother
need to think about vodka!
Crazy Girl (laughs): so important!
Necromancer (shrinks and adjusts his scarf): Yes, I am!
Crazy Girl (hugs Necromancer): cutie!
Girl (to another girl): ...yes, I just did math yesterday
passed, almost failed, and they - let's drink, barely home
I've arrived...
They finish the ink. Students argue with girls, girls too
somethingmuddy. Unhealthy crap is going on. Necromancer fast
runs down the stairs to the exit, rushes after him, miraculously not falling from
steps of Crazy Girl. They leave the entrance and wait for the others.
Crazy Girl hugs Necromancer, loses balance, steps on
on the Necromancer's foot, almost falling into a puddle.
Necromancer (shakes his foot to kick snow off his shoe):
Do you want to lick my shoes, bitch?
Crazy Girl digests what was said, turns around and
runs away. Crazy Girl's friend and the hairy guy in the hat are laughing.
Crazy Girl peeks out from around the corner. She's looking at the Necromancer
and comes back sulking.
Transition to "Oktyabrskaya". Everyone is scattering. Crazy Girl
looking for some friend who promised her a place to stay for the night. Partying everywhere
skins. Necromancer still hopes to trick Crazy Girl into beer
and so he hangs around with her, holding hands. Skins
is getting bigger and bigger. Necromancer is nervous. Him
uncomfortable. Crazy Girl meets some friends and starts with them
chatter. The Necromancer is even more nervous. Necromancer drags
Crazy girl in "Central", her friends are following her.
Necromancer pretends that he wants to call from Wrecker,
realizing that the beer will not break off. First floor of "Central".
There are skins.
First skin: today we're fucking blackers!
Second skin: okay, let's grab the hairy one!
Necromancerdrags Crazy Girl to the exit from the Central, in
The glass door reflects two shaved faces behind him.
Exiting "Central", Necromancer imagines himself in a puddle
without teeth and a broken nose and quickly moves away from
store Necromancer turns around - skins go back into
"Central"
Act four.
Crazy Girl: Where are we going?
Necromancer: I'm going home, and you're accompanying me... One hell
your friends abandoned you and you have nowhere to sleep!
They reach the stop, buying another bottle of beer along the way.
Crazy Girl can barely stand on her feet. There's ice on the road, so
Necromancer holds Crazy Girl's ass.
Necromancer (mentally): if there were snowdrifts here, I would
threw it into a snowdrift and went home to drink Kozel beer!
They stand and wait for the bus. Crazy Girl hugs Necromancer,
looks into his eyes.
Necromancer: what is it?
Crazy Girl (straightens Necromancer's hair): nothing...
Necromancer passionately kisses Crazy Girl.
Necromancer (mentally; it’s unpleasant for him): I wish I could kiss him,
fool, I learned... oh, the bitch is about to bite off my favorite tongue!
A bus arrives, Necromancer barely pushes him away
Crazy Girl runs into the salon.
Crazy Girl (with a sad face, shouts something
interrogatively, or even worse): we andI'll see you again!
Necromancer (makes a surprised face): It's unlikely...
How fucked up are all these idiots!
The girls sitting in front of the Necromancer are smiling.
Necromancer wipes Crazy Girl's slobbery lips and proudly
turns away.
Curtain.
P.S. The most important thing is that a bottle of Kozel beer, which
lay in my backpack during the first act, so there it was
lay safely until the curtain (: And I
drank it a few days later.
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