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 WHO ARE YOU, FAKIN DECL?      
                                         
   Editor's note:  incoming mail with
comments from previous issues of the magazine
says that people are interested in the world of mu-
languages The example given was ZX-PoWer#4, where
there was a section "Melomania".  Well, dear ones
mine, get...                         
   The text was received over a network a year ago.
ness, but is still relevant, which is sub-
confirms mad love for the character with
my wife's sister's side. I think the same
There are a lot of fans of Decl’s “creativity”, so
read and THINK!                       
   By the way, have you seen the NTV program “Oh,
lucky guy!"  with the participation of Decl? So how
it seemed to you the level of his intelligence, not
speaking of education?..            
                                         
(C) 2000 Vladimir CHerneatovicH          
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 Where is the world heading? All these
 boys, girls... They 
 after all, they will die idiots... Looking at the reviews in the echo about the idol of se-
today's Soviet youth, super paradise
tere, biboy and, I’m not afraid of this word,
rapper, DECL, I decided to listen, well
evokes such strong emotions in the young
generation ;) Fortunately, on Saturday we have hip
there was a hop party, so no problem
a dude was found who had a display
but for a couple of days this miracle called
"Who are you?".  I must say - extremely
apt name. Until now, hundreds and thousands
chi music critics and millions of people
ty boys and girls are asked questions
catfish, who is this fifteen year old boy?
in the hat, who is this best graffiti artist,
whose work no one has seen yet, who
this best b-boy who has not participated in any
one battle, and finally (sorry for the
lambur) who is this BEST MC who is not
can write text for himself?             
   It is intended to answer these questions.
recently released album. "What can I say?
This is really thoughtful meaningful
album, every song, verse, line...
No, every word was lived by the "prince"
Russian rap scene" on its own,
hmm... skin. He knows firsthand about testing
problems of modern youth and with rare vy-
vividly describes all the joys and
the sorrows that get in the way of life
today's thirteen year oldsteenagers
The album is intended to serve as a guiding star
not yet fully formed Russian-
ski, and not only personalities. Album hits
will certainly take their rightful place in the an-
lah history of Russian rap together with such
already recognized legends as "Speed
Day", "Doctor Sheff" and reference book
domestic bandit "Gangsta".  Decl
He'll show you WHO HE IS!" - ;) Well, for example-
but this is probably how it will be characterized
this album is in the super magazine "Cheff-PopInCh".
   Well, if you really look at things -
I think and there is no doubt that
the album is the most nonsensical to the point of impossibility. But
nevertheless, I advise all his followers
shat... Stop, stop... not buy, but only
listen... Surely you know
my friend, or God forbid, a friend who
stupidity/naivety acquired this something, so
here - just take the cassette and wait an hour
healthy laughter is guaranteed to you. :)        
   I think that Bad Whoa Alliance is
not pop, they just decided to do it right
to amuse local hip-hoppers, otherwise
explain that almost every dog
Nya, coming out of this charade, throws
listeners into hysterical laughter ;) This
just a team of clowns, so all of them
statements, no matter how serious their faces
were not pronounced, do not need to be perceived
seriously.                                
   Music... Hmm, nothing special. What and
kills - in many songs I have already
I heard it somewhere, I don’t remember exactly - somewhere in
Western music.                         
   Texts... the lyrics of the League of Pi- tell him
shet, well, and a couple more people... So,
listening to such texts, I just don’t understand
why is everyone vying with each other to claim that
his good texts... I'm not even a little here
Shoy Thor 10 was made.  Attention! The best
album phrases.                           
   Let's omit phrases like "As a connoisseur of duck-
I’m wearing cool perfume or eau de toilette,”
“My dreams are a quiet piano” and “Such as
like me, there are dudes everywhere" - phrases of course
good, but they don't fit in my Tor
10 ;) in general there are phrases, probably in Thor
100 is enough, but I'm not that kamikaze
to do this (wow, it must be a riff-
ma came out... hehe :)                      
                                         
10.  So, ladies and gentlemen, rappers and
rApers, boys and girls. On the tenth
place of our hit parade is the phrase:           
                                         
> Of course, there weren't enough slippers for everyone   
                                         
   The artistic value of these lines is
is that it is thanks to them
the listener is imbued with an atmosphere that
reignsat Decl's party. This artist
a technique previously unknown in literature
tourism experts and invented by Decl, actually
Actually very original and interesting.
So, now I propose the coolness of the party
measured not by the volume of music, by the abundance
booze and snacks, not the amount of cute ones
female persons, and SLIPPERS. Introduced
new scale:                             
                                         
Slippers are not in demand - the most nonsensical party
Extra slippers left - dinner for two  
There are only a couple of slippers left, but that’s okay
fish and fowl, children's birthday      
There are no slippers left - that's another matter    
There weren't enough slippers, I had to ask
neighbors - that's what I understand              
Of course, there weren’t enough slippers for everyone -
awesome party, I wish I lived like this...   
                                         
   Because in the future the population of the planet will increase
it is not a fact that this increases
the number of slippers is limited, therefore it is offered
I'd like to introduce additional estimates:        
  There weren't enough slippers in the entire entrance;   
  There weren't enough slippers in the whole house, so...
so on: street, block, district, city
yeah, galaxy...                         
                                         
9.  In ninth place is the most brilliant chorus
from the song"Princess" who will not leave
indifferent to any modern "Julie-
that":                                     
                                         
> This girl from my school,            
> This girl is a mystery of nature,          
> This girl looks slim         
> This girl is a princess, she loves proudly
                                         
   The author's skill in expression is amazing.
the significance of his words is even more amazing
rare ability to choose the right reef-
mu, so the author of the lines                  
 A brick floats down the river,                
   Wooden like glass               
   Well, let it float -              
   We don't need foam.               
just resting...                       
                                         
8.  These lines, ranked eighth,
as many have probably guessed, they are
This is the answer to the question posed in our
at the beginning of our communication with you: “Who are you, fa-kin Decl?                               
                                         
> I am Decl - knight of the Bad B Alliance,        
> Cool MC, breakdancing champion       
                                         
7.  In seventh place is the album's mystery. His
you need not just listen, but also think -
Xia. For this purpose, mysterious
phrases, the meaning of which is not clear at first
a second time (and the second, and the third...
It is completely incomprehensible). A striking example is the phrase:
                                         
> A question to a question requires an answer    
                                         
   Apparently the descendants are still decades old
will have to spend to get into
the secret of these five words.                    
                                         
6. In sixth place is the phrase:                
                                         
> There are millions of people like me! I'm not alone!    
                                         
   Wellwell, all we can do is cry
no... Out of happiness. :-(                 
                                         
5. Fifth place once again proves the extraordinary
the personality of the author of the album "Who
you?" You will, of course, begin to argue,
that the technique called in the literature “comparative”
nenie", has been successfully used for a long time
poets and writers all over the world, but I tell you
I’ll answer - all their comparisons are sax and mast
give because they just pale in comparison
techniques that Decl uses. Or
someone will say something against
phrases:                                   
                                         
>  A month later we were close -          
>  Like salt and pepper                      
                                         
   Well, your Dostoevskys and Pushkins, well
maximum “like a mouse and a rug”, up to phrases
like "like salt and pepper" they still have to work and
work. Still - "Moscow New School".
                                         
4.  Fourth place. Decl's dreams are flying
further, he was simply asked to answer
the question “Who are you?”, but emotions overwhelmed and
he decidedexpand topic:                
                                         
> I grab the microphone                      
> I am a rhyming champion                    
> I compose on the go                        
> There is no limit to my words            
> Xun-hop in me, I'm number one!        
                                         
3.  Well, now we're getting closer to three
leaders.  So, in 3rd place is the wonderful
the greatest phrase:                            
                                         
> In America, people like me are called Bboys    
                                         
   I don’t know about America, we have such
they call them weirdos starting with the letter M...            
                                         
2. Second place, even cooler phrase:> I trample with my feet what has been done for years 
                                         
   In my opinion, it is unusually correct to replace
no.  The author probably put in another
meaning in these words, but that’s the point
his talent that intuitively the phrase was
structured in such a way that everything became clear to everyone.
Poor black New Yorkers, having come up with...
shied in the seventies Xun-Hop and in the most
I haven't seen in my wildest dreams what's wrong with this Xun-
Xonom will be made by their white brothers overseas.
                                         
1.  And now the leader of our top ten is the best
album phrase, compared to which everything
the previous ones simply fade away. Well, do you want-
Do you want to know what this phrase is? I didn't hear-
shu... Louder... Do you want it?                  
                                         
> Working for a fat freak for a long time         
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^         
> My dream helped me -                   
> New Year StarI specifically highlighted the beginning of the phrase so that
enhance its effect. How much
I know lately the only thing
the catcher for whom Decl worked was
a certain Mr. Vlad Valov, known for
nickname Chief with two "f"s at the end (sorry -
those for the pun).                         
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Editor's note:here, apparently, we mean
the fact that Alla Pugacheva had great
It’s stupid to drag Decl to the New Year’s show
or something related to it. Definitely not for-
I remembered - this music is not mine...            
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   I don’t know if this is a hidden revolt on the ship.
Le and Decl will soon leave and organize his own
alliance, or are these just hints of overeating?
your boss... Or maybe it's
just a mild criticism that
Vlad doesn't take care of his appearance... No
I know spring will show who is where...          
   Unfortunately my time has come to an end
(excuse the pun), it's time to run, na-
I hope I managed to brighten up a few moments
chickpeas of your life ;)                       
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