HELP ME!!!!!
Sensation! People who want
laugh, read this
article. Listen and enjoy it
Shaitan.
August 11. Ber is running around in shock
for some reason it suddenly started to sink
"s" key. After a long search
the reasons for this phenomenon, the whole thing
was postponed until the next day.
August 12. 11:53 am.
A frightened Ber flies towards MAX and
begins to pour out his soul, fakaya and
swearing at your PENTAGON 128Kb:
“He’s not breathing,” cried Ber, “... ball,
He me, this f...ing computer!!!"
He says to MAKH - let's go, something
Let's do it. MAX after much thought
took his instrument and trudged to
Bera. There on the table lay a half-dead
the non-breathing, mangled body of PENTA.
“Well, let’s get to work,” he said.
MAX. BER nodded approvingly
with his head down. MAX started
inspection. The body was screaming, the beeper was
you can hear his death throes
PENTA. MAX said, “Don’t say Ber, use it
it will be normal,” and turned on the soldering iron.
After some effort MAX and Ber
found the reason for his loud scolding
computer. Ber said - create! MAX
got down to business. The dust stood in a column
wires were flying, drops of tin, cani-
foley and words in an unknown language;
INTERFECE II was sealed off, and five
knoparei with kebarda. Overcut
several roads, destroyed, and then
and restored piece by piece KEMPSTON
INTERFECE...
17:40, MAXcried out: "I am
done!" Ber turned on the computer and also
screamed: "Hurray!!! MAX you're a genius, that's it"
plows as it should! Has been loaded
ZX-FORMAT, keyboard tested, and
Kempston joystick, everything went smoothly. MAX
I decided to put this whole thing together.
Ber connected two disk drives
3.5, one of them is zero MITSUMI
July 97, second - PANASONIC veteran
1985 release. We twisted the clave
and at the same time turned on the power. Everything was going
smooth.
18:05. Both drives are connected to
computer, the command is entered into TR-DOSe
POKE, ENTER key pressed and....
bummer. The drives don't make noise.
Mitsumik is not even breathing, but Panaso-
Nick admits to being alive, but not
responds to commands from KR1818VG93.
Ber is shocked, and so is MAX. Nothing
clearly, nothing seems forbidden
did. Inspected the plugs, power supply,
other vital organs of the computer.
Taking drives up to Mach, connecting
he reached the Pentagon MAX, they saw
Nevermind. Then MAX connected his
disk drive and connected VG(!) from Ber to
your computer The effect remained the same
same. MAX, without thinking about the bad, changed
VG back. His drive was silent...
MAKH was frightened, Ber's face showed
a malicious grin appeared. MAX
tried to start the drive, but
attempts were unsuccessful. Then
to take a load off your heart, MAX
Ber and I went to VIOLATOR.
He was not there - he was fermenting beer at
work, in the store "DESNA".
-MAX:Ber and I smoked a cigar and
come to me. There they decided to check
veteran PANASONIC Bera. And so
a miracle happened: he swallowed
disk, moved his head, considered boot
and launched it. Ber was out of his mind
out of happiness: “50 hryvnia less” -
he exhaled. And we decided to present
this is the miracle in this article.
And the essence of this fable is this:
VEGESHKA is a fool - she’s wrong!
And this fool had to
Throw two flops, in kind!
P.S.
When VIOLATOR came home from work
with a smile on FACE, the result of which
Roy had two bottles of beer, then this one
the smile transformed into anti-
smile after reading one KB
text. The first words from his mouth were
like: “Where is my mitsum?!!!”
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They wrote to everyone at the college
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