Amiga RU - the past of the Amiga; Amiga rulez? There are as many opinions as there are computers in the world.

Amiga News #01
Hello dear readers
 our magazine!
    Due to the fact that the quantity
 There is not enough information about the Amiga,
 we decided to enlighten your minds
 stories about this little one
 miracle - AMIGA!    Today we will tell you
 presenting an article from the series
 "Past and Present of
 of the future - AMIGA computers! "

          AMIGA'S PAST.
    In 1982 in the town
 Los Gatos (California) four
 they decided to shake desperate people
 world, creating something completely amazing
 superior, something that is far superior
 would go to any existing
 that moment computer systems.
 Let us remember that by this time it was already
 IBM platforms were developed and
 Macintosh computers and started them
 mass release. Except 7 million
 which it was decided to spend on
 for self-financing, the developers
 Chikov had significant experience in
 designing as equipment,
 and software:
 one of them was Jay Miner -
 developer of special chips
 for personal computers,
 the other - RJ Mikel - was
 famous programmer of the company
 "Williams";  Dave Morse and Carl
 Sesenres were also professional -
 cash in your business.  Initially
 their project was called Hi-Toro,
 before it was decided to change
 name to a simpler and
 laconic - AMIGA (intranslation
 from Spanish - "girlfriend").
    The basis was chosen
 the best (at that time) pro-
 Processor M68000 from Motorola.
 However, the Amiga would not be an Amiga,
 if only that were the end of it.
    The developers set their
 goal to create a personal
 computer with powerful graphics and
 sound, so they decided
 unload the processor as much as possible
 so that he is busy
 the basic logic of program operation,
 and all input/output (i.e. the same
 graphics and sound) was suspended on a special
 cialized microcircuits that
 capable of producing all the necessary
 operations are much faster than
 processor!  Let us note in passing that in
 in almost all modern
 personnel, with the exception of Amiga,
 poor processor takes everything
 work for yourself... Figuratively possible
 say that if IBM/PC pro-
 the tsessor is a man - an orchestra, then
 in the Amiga the processor is the conductor in
 orchestra. This is where they come from
 pussies those crazy megahertz,
 required in order to
 show a little something or
 lose!  Single-process machines
 the weed system reminds me
 some kind of moronic factory where
 the director himself rushes from the machine
 to the machine.  For all attempts
 draw attention to the absurdity
 such a situation should be uniformly
 natural answer: "our next
 the director will be runningfaster ! "
    For Amiga processor speed
 not an indicator of the speed of the machine itself
 tires.  When you ask people
 who know a lot about PC, about the car on
 what some programs show them,
 then the answer is something like this:
 "This machine has at least 1bMB
 RAM and at least bbMHz.
   But the computer presented by him
 has 1MB of RAM and clock speed
 7MHz!  This miracle was made possible
 Amiga coprocessors, which
 the difficulties sometimes exceed oneself
 processor, otherwise they were there a long time ago
 would be distributed on all computers
 terah.  The question is, what can they do?
 new (32-bit) Amigas with often
 that 14, 25, 40 and 60 megahertz?
    At the initial development stage
 boots no coprocessors, drill-
 chucked into specialized micro-
 schemes, from the developers, of course,
 there wasn't. Original Amiga
 was a jumble
 interconnected printed circuits
 boards that occupied several tables.
 Each coprocessor consisted of slightly
 perhaps from thousands of ordinary microcircuits
 normal integration. And this is a monster
 slowly came to life...
    To cover the main activity,
 due to reasons of secrecy,
 it was possible to develop several types
 joysticks are absolutely incredible
 designs. Even the abstract name
 AMIGA, not some real thing there
 "TX 82/32", helped the company hide
 your secret familyclasses. Same
 tactics were used to call
 research of the coprocessors themselves. They will receive
 whether the name is AGNUS, PORTIA and DAPHNE.
 Great professionals, having heard these
 names, shrugged. If only we knew
 They are what is hiding behind all this!
    The result of this attitude
 I didn’t have to wait long.
 The Amiga amazes with its thoughtful
 ness.  It seems the developers
 managed to imagine in advance
 imagine all possible future non-
 ease of use and eliminate them
 at the very beginning stage.
    The main thing in development is the idea
 multitasking, which is always
 was considered the prerogative of computers
 completely different class than
 Amiga.  This idea formed the basis
 operating system and hardware
 Amiga parts. It has always been believed that
 "plant" multitasking applications
 on a "single-tasking" computer -
 absurd.  It will turn out as they say
 English, "skeleton in the closet", having
 the habit of falling out of there at the very
 inopportune moment.
    In 1983, they crawled across the States
 rumors about a "gaming supercomputer"
 named Lorraine (the first Amiga was
 named after the president's wife
 Hi-Toro company). And in the same year
 all coprocessors were collapsed into
 specialized microcircuits.
    However, it is time to adopt a strategic
 solutions for the architecture of the new
 I haven't passed the computer yet. Author
 the famous intuition interfaceRJ Mikel insisted that the future
 the computer should be as
 cheap, while others
 wanted to get the most powerful
 a car, even if it’s not a cheap one.
 Jay Miner insisted on having
 in the system of the maximum possible
 number of expansion slots,
 where can I connect the ground?
 additional devices.
    Jay Miner's acquaintance Ron Nicol-
 a dream gave him the idea of a blitter
 (a device that dramatically increases
 speed of working with graphics, more
 more offloading the processor). Jay
 also came up with a graphics mode
 US (Hold AND Modifi - hold and
 change), which allowed a sharp increase
 limit the number of reproduced colors
 com at the same time on the display.
 New ideas poured out of the blue
 abundance...
   However, time passed. In the end
 those same 7 million have dried up
 dollars that were available
 developers and it was decided for now
 take your brainchild to the sharks
 computer industry...


          AMIGA RULEZ!!

    How many computers are there in the world?
        so many opinions.

            AMIGA.....
    Some people don't understand this word.
 warms the soul, but for some it is unthinkable
 infuriates.  Everyone who needs it, understood, for
 I’ll decipher the ones who are too convoluted:
 warms the soul of the intelligent and reasonable -
 to a new person (Amizhnik), but anger
 causes the dull iBM's
 user).  If you relate to
 secondclass, then scratch this one
 drive and don't torture your kebarda
 convulsively hitting the head
 her. This was a short introduction
 in which you can immediately understand
 our attitude towards these two
 computers.  I apologize for
 incorrect expression (PC somehow
 it’s inappropriate to call it a computer).
 These various kinds of attacks
 caused by stupid attacks from pisishniks
 to this little miracle called
 AMIGA language.  Moreover, these riders
 based on moronic writing
 logic. Namely, some Vasya
 I heard that on AMIGA - DOOM
 occupies 8 meters and compares with
 the length of the same DOOM on his
 hemp, starts somewhere right away
 write letters saying that AMIGA-
 shit (God forgive me for
 this expression), without even looking at
 this same DOOM on AMIGA. But
 he (Vasya) is deeply mistaken in
 your opinion. And all because of my
 stupid African thinking, they say
 the more the better. What if
 Vasya thought more about why
 DOOM in short, then, moving and squirming
 us, he would have thought that in
 AMIGE has and what PC doesn't.
 But no, just AGA (in the sense
 coprocessors) from the wretched iBM.
 And that is precisely what lies in them
 70% of the power of the Amiga.  After all, I myself
 the processor works at relatively
 small frequency 7-66 MHz, but it
 no more is needed, because he answered
 only looks forward tocalculations, and input,
 output, graphics, music
 coprocessors do it.  When
 show the capabilities of the Amiga
 specialists working for IBM,
 and ask about their opinion about
 memory capacity and frequency
 processor, then no one gives
 less than 16 MB RAM and 66 MHz though,
 the car he demonstrated,
 has only a 16-bit organization
 tion, 7 MHz frequency and 1 MB RAM
 (AMIGA 1000, AMIGA 500/500+).
 Dashing huh?
    And what's coolest is that
 AMIGA works with video equipment on
 professional level. Starting from
 monitor if you don't currently have one
 moment of funds to buy for your
 "miracle of technology" monitor, IBM guy
 will put his stump on the shelf and
 will work hard for more than one day,
 to buy this one for yourself
 monitor, and the lucky owner
 AMIGA will connect it without any
 problems for any TV-like
 apparatus. And working with linear
 editing in real time! Here
 food for thought for you: to
 do it on PC for 5 seconds.  mileage
 captions on some background
 the pussy screen will need about
 125 pictures, but this is not
 Spectrum screens, and screens
 one of which takes at least
 1 meter!  And in the end we got
 dit (minimum!!!) 125 meters,
 and this, excuse me, is part 1/6
 decent hard drive. And what's the most
 interesting, what for "shitty"
 AMIGA doesn't need onemeters
 on disk. Since she's everything
 superimposes and displays in real
 time.
    Another news from the region
 graphics, upon hearing which, some
 comrades who are strongly attached to their
 stumps, you will want to throw them away
 throw them in a landfill and have one for yourself
 Amiga. It's only about the smart ones
 coders who were simply brainwashed
 all sorts of Bill Gates and the like
 new  The point is that everything
 you've probably seen films like
 ROBOCOP, BABYLON 5, TOTAL RECAL.
 So, all the effects in these
 films made on
 AMIGA 4000. What's the news?
 Even I myself, having read in a magazine
 MULTIMEDIA N1'1996, was in the state
 Ianiya knockdown.
    But that's not all the charm
 AMIGA. Take, for example, herself
 operating system. The poor pussy guy is sitting
 about 1 minute, waiting for it
 the firebox will heat up. Let's look at
 amizhnik - he’s right after
 inclusions gets into AMIGA OS.
 Others will say it's bad because
 that you can't change the operating room
 system.  Yes, let them rejoice
 because you can download some
 any other system, and it will take
 this is approximately 4 seconds.
 Some will say: "...so it is
 probably some TR-DOS...",
 a - fig, and an example of the above -
 WORCKBENCH, which in its technical
 not inferior to the technical characteristics
 famous windows (WINDOWS'95)
 on iBM PC.
    What kind ofAmiga sound....
 It's just a thrill, despite the fact that
 the music card is there
 initially, and you don't have to go
 around the market and think what SOUND
 BLASTER buy, more about it in
 1982 thought the great Jay
 Miner is the creator of AMIGA. And if
 are you professional?
 music, then you have indulgences here too -
 you just need to spend $30 on
 MIDI interface, and in pussy it’s
 will cost about $500.
 Do you feel the difference?  And even
 pisishniks, having heard the Amiga, admit,
 that its sound is much better
 pissed off.
    You say: “Why, on her
 there is practically no SOFTWARE." And this
 also a misconception, because
 software for Amiga
 There is, and it’s not very sour.
 For example, the Amiga has long had
 the same Quake about which
 any pisishnik raves, and looks
 it's much better on the Amiga than
 on PC (no notorious squares
 when scaling). And this one is worth it
 all the fancy software is very
 cheap: for example here in the city
 Krivoy Rog, burn one disc
 on AMIGA it costs only one hryvnia.
 And the biggest program takes
 14 discs. For example, multimedia
 SCALA package (installation),
 takes up 5 disks!
   After all this chatter, many
 will run to find out where it can be found
 buy.  And you can buy it, there were
 would be grannies.
    That's all for today.
 INwe will continue in the next issues
 this topic.


             PART TWO
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       IBM THE SHIT CALCULATION
   Constant disputes between pisishniks about
 that PC is better than AMIGA, they forced me
 MAX sit down at the keyboard and hammer
 this little text.
   I won’t talk about hardware now
 words, although better than Amiga hardware
 no (not counting MAC and Silicon
 Graphix).  It's about simple things
 user, iBM/PC user, stupidity
 some of them just me
 amazes. Take at least a magazine
 KM-inform N9'96.   In it you can
 read about some funny
 cases from which all our
 the editors were just driving around
 semi.  I won't be lazy and hit them
 everything is completely unchanged.
    Compaq is seriously considering
 problem with changing the "Press" command
 Any Key" to the command "Press Return
 Key"("Press the Return key") due to
 numerous calls to users
 lei who ask where
 there is a key "Any" ("Any").
    Caller to the company's support point
 AST, tried to explain that it is very
 it's hard to work with the mouse because
 anti-dust coating.  At the end
 in the end it turned out that
 he took anti-dust coating
 plastic bag containing
 packed mouse.
    Another user called and
 asked why they couldn’t read it
 old floppy disks.  It turns out
 executing a commandLABEL "label",
 he inserted floppy disks into the printing press
 typewriter and printed the label.
    Another user was asked
 send copies of bad ones
 floppy disks In two weeks to the company
 photocopies of floppy disks arrived.
    At the technical support point
 DELL company was advised to the user
 insert the failed floppy disk and close
 door. On the phone you could hear
 the user stood up and, having crossed the entire
 room, closed the door.
    Another DELL user
 called and said that he
 kebarda doesn't work.  Then
 it turned out that he washed her in
 water and soap.
    To the technical support point
 DELL received a call from a user
 guy who shouted and waved
 arms and legs, because he
 the computer called him "INVALID".
 It turned out he just didn't put it in
 disk, and the computer told him,
 supposedly a technical fault.
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   Well, that's all for now. In the next issue we
 Let's continue these awesome stories.
 ____________________________________
                        Max Destroyer

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