Ottyag - 20 things you can do while the game is loading from disk.

 (C) Bogie Of Extacy-3

 20 things you can do
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     while the game is loading from disk

     This is my answer to "20 things that
can be done while the game is loading from
tapes" written by Clare Bear.
So, I will now demonstrate that the disk
better than tape and I’ll give you my 20 tips.

01. The game loads from the disk in 5 seconds,
    and when loading from tape, you will have to
    steam for 10 minutes.

02. If you have a program that
    causes the disk to constantly rotate,
    then the disk drive will do just fine
    vibrator.

03. Open a bottle of beer. Of course you don't
    you can drink it while it's loading
    game, but during the game, you can always

    press pause and take a sip of beer. When-
    Yes, the bottle is finished, open another one
    well. Then again and again. By the end of the night you
    surely you will lead with your beloved
    weSpeccy conversation about the theory of origin
    divisions of the universe.

04. Pull up your socks.  There's nothing hu-
    during the game than to detect them
    lying under the table.

05. Crack your knuckles in front
    game.  You have just enough for this
    time while the game is loading.

06. Light a cigarette.  That's all you areyou will have time to do it, but then you can-
    those to practice smoking si-
    garnet without removing it from his mouth.

07. Burp!  This usually takes
    less time than it takes to download
    ki games, but after that you will feel
    You feel much better.

08. Fart! (see above)

09. Try saying: "Why the hell
    cassette is so slow compared to
    disk?" before the game loads -
    Xia.  This is more difficult than it seems at first
    y look.

10. Admire yourself for a few seconds
    in the mirror.

11. Let the brakes jam game descriptions
    in your ass!  Who needs these descriptions?
    sania!  Find the keys in the game yourself
    much more funny.

12. Scratch your butt.

13. Try scratching without covering the
    pleasures of the eye.

14. Turn on the radio!  Speccy does not interfere
    listen to it on 96.3 FM.

15. Remember the coolest joke and ho-
    Have a good laugh at him.

16. If you suffer from premature
    cum, you can jerk off!

17. With an exclamation of “Yes, I’m fucked!”
    Fuck "Helen and the guys"!

18. Try to remember a famous song,
    the melody of which corresponds to the noise from
    drive operation.  I guessed this little
    diya per one revolution of the disk.

19. Remove the disc from the drive, and then
    put it back in and enjoytype of further loading of the game and,
    Moreover, without a single mistake! (try-
    do the same with the cassette. Haha!)

20. And finally, break the tape recorder on the wall.
    well with the words: “You are a slow ku-
    shit juice!"

     Well, Clare Bear, which one of us is sick?
what a sucker?!

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     It looks like the English fans
Speccy, use the pages of their magazine
la just like our domestic programs
measures use the scrolling of their intros - for
squabbles among themselves.
     But let's not load their problem -
mi. Better worry about the next test.